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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - The Girl I Love (S05E05)

"Oh, I do not use it on my hair."
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"Well, heard about your secret couples party."
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"And I'm glad I'm not goin', 'cause I hate parties."
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"Hey, man, I'm only goin' 'cause Donna's makin' me."
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"At this rate, the only way I'll see Laser Floyd is..."
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"if they project it on a leaf canopy at the arboretum."
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"So, don't go to the party. Act tough, Forman."
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"- I'm not tough. - That's why I said "act.""
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"No one's making me go, that's for sure."
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"Oh, that is it, Steven. As your girlfriend, I am ordering you to go to this party."
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"And as your boyfriend, I'm ordering you to take your bossy mouth and flap it elsewhere."
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"If you flap it at me, I'll go with you."
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"You hear that, Steven? Michael wants to go to the party with me."
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"- I'm not going to the party. - Fine."
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"Michael, I would love to go to the party with you."
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"Kick-ass! I love parties!"
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"Okay, now. These are called..."
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"after-dinner conversation cards."
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"Let's try one! (Laughs)"
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""If you were a bird, where would you fly?" Donna?"
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"I don't know, I'm nervous. I feel like I'm on Jeopardy."
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"If I were a bird, I'd fly to Laser Floyd."
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"I'd fly to Tahiti, 'cause the girls there don't wear tops!"
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"Wait, but then I'd want to change back to myself..."
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"because no lady wants to make it with a bird."
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"Wait, can I be a monkey?"
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"Okay. Nina!"
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"I'd fly to my favorite place, the D.M.V.!"
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"I was just going to say that!"
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"Red, we haven't heard a peep out of you."
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"If I was a bird, I'd fly into a ceiling fan."
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"- You buckled! - No, I got hungry."
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"You're in my seat."
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"Damn, Hyde, now everyone knows it's a clip-on!"
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"Since you two work at the D.M.V...."
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"how about you make this parking ticket disappear?"
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"We can't fix this. You parked in a fire lane."
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"Oh, Nina, please. (Laughing)"
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"We're his guests. I will take care of it, little buddy."
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"- No, Fez, he broke the law. - Broke the law?"
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"- I was just getting some milk. - What if there was a fire?"
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"Then I'd pour my milk on it."
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"Okay. Okay, let's try another card."
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"Um, "If you could be anyone's shoe..."
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"whose shoe would you be?""
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"That's it! I'm watching Battle of the Network Stars."
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"I'm with you. Have fun with Mr. Clip-on."
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"Yeah, you know what? Me too."
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"- You're leaving? - There are lasers going off right now!"
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"Perfectly synchronized lasers! And all of a sudden, you're, like- like, Lady Dinner Rolls..."
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"shaking me down with her naughty places!"
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"I'm going too. Apparently..."
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"we can eat a man's food, but we cannot fix his ticket!"
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"Well, what happened to my dinner party?"
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"I'm sorry, Mrs. Forman, but Marilu Henner only gets on the trampoline once a year..."
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"and I'm not gonna miss it."
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"Where the hell does Eric get off acting like I make him do stuff?"
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"It not like I wanted us to come to this dinner party either!"
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"I only did because..."
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"well, you're all menopause-y now, and you scare me!"
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"Right, you came for me."
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"You want a definition of Hell?"
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"Try opening a 400-degree oven while you're having a hot flash."
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"We're all here for someone else."
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"And you know why? It's right there in front of us, girls."
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"- Women are giving. - I'm not giving!"
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"I'm here for me."
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"Steven is the one who should think about others."
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"- I mean, how could he just ditch me? - Well, Jackie..."
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"it might have to do with trying to boss him around..."
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"- then showing up with Kelso. - She's right."
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"I know she's right."
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"But you're not a part of the group, and I don't like you, so zip it!"
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"(Cheering On TV)"
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"Man, look at you guys, all forced to hide in the basement because of your women."
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"(Eric) Hey."
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"I'm not hiding from anyone. I finally set Donna straight."
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"Alls you did was babble about lasers and naughty places."
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"Man, I thought you were having a stroke."
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"Whatever, man. You caved just likeJackie wanted."
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"I didn't cave. Just wanted to make sure..."
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""Don Juan el Tardo" here kept his hands off her."
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"Then how do you explain the necktie?"
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"I just came from a business meeting."
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"At least he's putting up a fight. You just gave up. Like France."
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"Oh, get off his back, little buddy. You were at the party too."
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"Hey, I fought the good fight for 30 years."
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"Now I just agree with what Kitty wants to do, so I can go to sleep."
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"And I'm not your "little buddy.""
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"Yeah, you're all doomed. That's funny."
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"No, we're not all doomed. One man here still has a chance."
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"One man can take a stand for all of us."
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"And that man's name is-"
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"Well, we can't pronounce his real name, so we call him Fez!"
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"I don't want to take a stand, I just want Nina to be my girlfriend and give me nooky!"
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"Fez, come on. Give it a try!"
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"It'll be like Battle of the Network Stars. Think about it."
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"Welcome back to the Battle of the Gender Stars..."
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"- where it's the gals with 50 points! - (Cheering)"
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"And the guys with zero."
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"But the guys still have a chance..."
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"'cause the final event is conveniently worth 51 points."
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"You guys are pathetic!"
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"Wow, that's some tough talk, Jamie Farr."
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"I'm switching to the gals' team. I can do that, because I wear a dress on M.A.S.H."
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"Okay, now let's meet our contestants."
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"- Representing the gals: the lovely Nina! - (Women Cheering)"
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"- And representing the guys: the lovely Fez! - (Eric) Yes."
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"Fighters, go! (Blows Whistle)"
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"(Red) Make that dame eat some mud!"
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"Oh, I forgot to tell you. We're going antiquing all weekend!"
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"Oh, like hell we are."
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"(Cheering)"
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"I hate antiquing. Let's do this thing!"
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"That's right. Gentlemen, let's go get our cojones back!"
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"I gotta see this."
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"- Hey, man, you coming? - Nah, I still have my cojones."
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"My lonely, lonely cojones."
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"Oh, look who it is. You bake a brownie, and the bastards come running."
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"I'm afraid your brownies are powerless now. Fez has something to say. Fez."
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