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Clips from NewsRadio - Luncheon at the Waldorf (S01E01)

"Eight bucks. Seven."
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"And all for a good cause. Bless your heart."
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"Hey, I was just thinking..."
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"What about that blue dress?"
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"Uh-huh."
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"Blue dress? I don't think I own a blue dress, Bill."
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"I think he means"
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"the one you wore at the Christmas party."
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"Thank you, Matthew. I remember now."
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"Fantastic."
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"Devil with a blue dress on?"
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"More like an angel."
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"Is he gone yet?"
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"Yeah. Good."
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"Well, I just think it's disgusting"
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"the way he's hitting on her, that's all."
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"Oh, come on, Lisa, they're just going to lunch."
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"Everybody goes to lunch."
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"You and I go to lunch."
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"Yeah, at my apartment..."
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"and we don't eat."
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"True enough, but at least we're staying trim."
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"Okay. Let's see."
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"What's 17% of 4300?"
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"731."
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"Wow."
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"27% of 539."
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"145.5 something."
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"Man."
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"Yeah, I'm a big hit at parties."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Huh? What are you doing?"
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"Oh, I'm trying to figure out"
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"how we went $6000 over budget."
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"Oh, Dave, don't ask me to snitch on my co-workers, okay?"
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"Lisa, I never asked you to snitch,"
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"but a name just popped into your head, didn't it?"
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"Oh, come on, who is it?"
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"Come on, come on, help me out."
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"Dave, I can't do this."
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"Please, Lisa, give me something, anything."
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"All right."
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"Check the phone bill."
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"What?"
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"Check the phone bill."
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"Check it for what?"
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"That's all I can give you."
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"You've got to understand."
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"But, Lisa, please, help me out."
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"His initial is "M.""
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"First or last name? First."
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"Matthew. I'd rather not say."
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"Thank you."
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"Dave. Dave!"
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"Matthew, can I talk to you for a second?"
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"Sure. What is it?"
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"Matthew, you make a lot"
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"of long-distance phone calls, don't you?"
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"Yeah. Uh-huh."
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"Well, I've got to research things"
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"and do phone interviews."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"You know, research things. Why?"
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"Yeah, yeah. No, no, it's just--"
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"Why don't you tell whoever you're talking to"
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"that you'll call them back in a little while?"
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"Okay. Your office? Five minutes?"
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"No, no, no. Right here, right now."
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"Okay."
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"[SPEAKS FRENCH]"
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"...supervisor..."
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"Look, I am not the only one"
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"that abuses office privileges around here--"
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"I know that."
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"But I'm not going to snitch on anyone, okay?"
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"I'm not a snitch. No one's asking you to snitch."
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"No one thinks that you are, Matthew, but who is it?"
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"Catherine, hair salon, corporate account."
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"Thank you, Matthew."
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"So, how fantastic do I look?"
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"Very spiffy, Bill."
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"Thank you."
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"In a sleazy sort of way."
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"Now, Bill, do you think that Beth"
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"is the best person for you to be taking"
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"to this little luncheon?"
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"So the claws come out."
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"Meow!"
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"What are you talking about, Bill?"
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"I'm sorry, Lisa, I only had one extra ticket,"
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"but if it'll make you feel any better,"
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"you were my third choice."
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"Okay, okay. Why don't we all just settle down?"
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"It's okay, chief."
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"Show me a woman who isn't jealous of another woman,"
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"and I'll show you a man."
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"All right, Bill."
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"You want to get into it?"
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"We can get into it."
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"Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, before you get into it,"
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"which I assume involves punching Bill in the head,"
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"why don't you just go over there,"
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"take a moment, count to 2000,"
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"maybe calculate a square root?"
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"44.722."
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"College girls."
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"Look, she's just a little concerned"
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"because you and Beth-- it looks--"
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"I'm not so sure I want to do this anymore."
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"Well..."
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"It doesn't get any lower."
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"Well, then just tell him"
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"you don't want to go."
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"I already said yes. I can't--"
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"Okay, stop it. This is silly, right?"
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"It's just a business luncheon, okay?"
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"Here we are."
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"A lovely corsage for my lady."
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"Thank you, Bill, but I can pin it on myself."
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"Very well."
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