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Clips from NewsRadio - Luncheon at the Waldorf (S01E01)

Beth.

"Beth."

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Bill.

"Bill."

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What are you doing for lunch today?

"What are you doing for lunch today?"

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Same thing I'm doing right now,

"Same thing I'm doing right now,"

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except with yogurt.

"except with yogurt."

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Well, as you may or may not know,

"Well, as you may or may not know,"

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I'll be going to the annual

"I'll be going to the annual"

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broadcaster's luncheon at the Waldorf.

"broadcaster's luncheon at the Waldorf."

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Whoo-whoo!

"Whoo-whoo!"

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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Anyway, it'll be a very posh affair--

"Anyway, it'll be a very posh affair--"

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black tie, catered food, the whole nine yards.

"black tie, catered food, the whole nine yards."

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Look, Bill, I can barely afford two meals a day,

"Look, Bill, I can barely afford two meals a day,"

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and that's counting the yogurt,

"and that's counting the yogurt,"

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so could you please not rub it in my face?

"so could you please not rub it in my face?"

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You are a sassy one, aren't you?

"You are a sassy one, aren't you?"

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Seriously, Beth,

"Seriously, Beth,"

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I was wondering if you would like to join me as my guest.

"I was wondering if you would like to join me as my guest."

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Really?

"Really?"

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This isn't one of those tit-for-tat things

"This isn't one of those tit-for-tat things"

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where I'm going to have to wax your car

"where I'm going to have to wax your car"

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or take your senile aunt to the movies, is it?

"or take your senile aunt to the movies, is it?"

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No. Your gracious acceptance would be reward enough.

"No. Your gracious acceptance would be reward enough."

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Really? Okay, Bill.

"Really? Okay, Bill."

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I would be honored to go with you.

"I would be honored to go with you."

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Then it's a date.

"Then it's a date."

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I'll pick you up

"I'll pick you up"

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after my Dow Jones update at 12:27.

"after my Dow Jones update at 12:27."

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Cool. Oh, you know what, Bill, you'd better make it 12:28.

"Cool. Oh, you know what, Bill, you'd better make it 12:28."

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I want to do my nails.

"I want to do my nails."

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Beth...

"Beth..."

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Do you have any nail polish I can borrow?

"Do you have any nail polish I can borrow?"

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Top drawer. What's going on?

"Top drawer. What's going on?"

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I'm going to a big, free lunch at the Waldorf.

"I'm going to a big, free lunch at the Waldorf."

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Beth, why are you going on a date with Bill?

"Beth, why are you going on a date with Bill?"

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It's not a date, Lisa.

"It's not a date, Lisa."

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I don't think he meant it like that.

"I don't think he meant it like that."

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Who didn't mean what like what?

"Who didn't mean what like what?"

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Bill just asked Beth to go to a luncheon with him.

"Bill just asked Beth to go to a luncheon with him."

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Uh-huh. Bill's finally making his move, huh?

"Uh-huh. Bill's finally making his move, huh?"

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What move?

"What move?"

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Oh, get off it, Beth.

"Oh, get off it, Beth."

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Bill has been eyeballing you since the Christmas party.

"Bill has been eyeballing you since the Christmas party."

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Remember when you were wearing that blue dress?

"Remember when you were wearing that blue dress?"

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Oh, my God.

"Oh, my God."

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I forgot about the blue dress.

"I forgot about the blue dress."

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What blue dress?

"What blue dress?"

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It's that low-cut, sort of...

"It's that low-cut, sort of..."

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Mini...

"Mini..."

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Shows off my bosoms.

"Shows off my bosoms."

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That is a great dress.

"That is a great dress."

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Thank you very much.

"Thank you very much."

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Where did you get that dress?

"Where did you get that dress?"

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Loehmann's. Guess how much? $75.

"Loehmann's. Guess how much? $75."

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No way. No lie. Yes way.

"No way. No lie. Yes way."

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It's Italian.

"It's Italian."

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Italian-made or Italian-designed?

"Italian-made or Italian-designed?"

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Ladies.

"Ladies."

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Sorry.

"Sorry."

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Beth, I just don't think that you should let Bill pressure you

"Beth, I just don't think that you should let Bill pressure you"

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into doing anything

"into doing anything"

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that you do not want to do.

"that you do not want to do."

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What is this, an episode of Blossom?

"What is this, an episode of Blossom?"

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Look, I'm going to the luncheon.

"Look, I'm going to the luncheon."

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I can take care of myself,

"I can take care of myself,"

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and Bill is basically just a harmless guy.

"and Bill is basically just a harmless guy."

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Can you guys just pretend to work when I walk by?

"Can you guys just pretend to work when I walk by?"

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"[♪]"

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Really? I thought that was against the law.

"Really? I thought that was against the law."

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Yeah. No. He's here right now.

"Yeah. No. He's here right now."

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Yeah, well, I've got to go.

"Yeah, well, I've got to go."

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Uh-huh. Okay.

"Uh-huh. Okay."

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All right. I'll see you. Bye-bye.

"All right. I'll see you. Bye-bye."

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Delightful lady.

"Delightful lady."

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Oh, who?

"Oh, who?"

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Your mother.

"Your mother."

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I accidentally hit your speed-dial.

"I accidentally hit your speed-dial."

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Thanks, Dave.

"Thanks, Dave."

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What was it you wanted to see me about?

"What was it you wanted to see me about?"

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Um... Sir, I've been going over these--

"Um... Sir, I've been going over these--"

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Can you make it fast, Dave?

"Can you make it fast, Dave?"

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I got to get home, feed the dogs.

"I got to get home, feed the dogs."

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You know, I can't believe it,

"You know, I can't believe it,"

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I forgot to feed them this morning.

"I forgot to feed them this morning."

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Well, sir, it's about the budget.

"Well, sir, it's about the budget."

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Budget? Don't I pay someone else to think about that?

"Budget? Don't I pay someone else to think about that?"

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That would be me.

"That would be me."

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Well, then why am I thinking about it?

"Well, then why am I thinking about it?"

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You know, you're not giving me much bang for my buck here, Dave.

"You know, you're not giving me much bang for my buck here, Dave."

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Well, sir, I really wouldn't really bring it up

"Well, sir, I really wouldn't really bring it up"

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unless I thought it was important.

"unless I thought it was important."

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You know, the station is $6000 over budget.

"You know, the station is $6000 over budget."

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Wow. $6000.

"Wow. $6000."

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Yeah. You see?

"Yeah. You see?"

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Yeah. That takes me back to a time

"Yeah. That takes me back to a time"

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when $6000 was a lot of money to me.

"when $6000 was a lot of money to me."

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Well, sir, it still is a lot of money to me,

"Well, sir, it still is a lot of money to me,"

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and I think it's important we figure out where it's going.

"and I think it's important we figure out where it's going."

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Yeah, it's important, but I think I'm going to

"Yeah, it's important, but I think I'm going to"

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let you fly solo on this one, Dave.

"let you fly solo on this one, Dave."

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You think you can handle it?

"You think you can handle it?"

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I'll give it my best.

"I'll give it my best."

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Good, because I don't like to micromanage,

"Good, because I don't like to micromanage,"

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and as I said before...

"and as I said before..."

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my dogs are hungry.

"my dogs are hungry."

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All right, sir, I'll tell you what,

"All right, sir, I'll tell you what,"

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once I figure out where the money went,

"once I figure out where the money went,"

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I'll give you a call, and we can discuss it then.

"I'll give you a call, and we can discuss it then."

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I'll be waiting by the phone. I'll see you.

"I'll be waiting by the phone. I'll see you."

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Where are you off to, Jimmy?

"Where are you off to, Jimmy?"

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Got to feed the dogs.

"Got to feed the dogs."

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I hear that.

"I hear that."

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Ready for the ball, Cinderella?

"Ready for the ball, Cinderella?"

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Beth's not so sure

"Beth's not so sure"

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she wants to go anymore, Bill.

"she wants to go anymore, Bill."

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Hi, Lisa. Anyway...

"Hi, Lisa. Anyway..."

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Actually, I'm running home to change.

"Actually, I'm running home to change."

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I've got a really cool pantsuit that I got

"I've got a really cool pantsuit that I got"

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at the Salvation Army

"at the Salvation Army"

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for guess how much.

"for guess how much."

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