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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Kimmy Goes to the Doctor! (S01E01)

"I can't believe what people just leave on the street."
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"You mean trash?"
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"Why would someone throw out a perfectly good TV?"
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"Ariel, this thingamabob is not gonna work."
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"Ever since I stopped paying my cable bill,"
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"my TV's just been a conversation piece."
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"People say, "Titus, why do you have a nonworking television"
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"in your house?""
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"And then the magic begins."
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"Good job, little girl."
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"I knew you could do it, because you believed in yourself."
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"I know! But Titus doubted me."
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"- What channel is this? - Don't worry about it."
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"Unbreakable"
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"They alive, damn it"
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"It's a miracle"
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"Unbreakable"
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"They alive, damn it"
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"But females are strong as hell"
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"Unbreakable"
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"They alive, damn it"
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"It's a miracle"
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"Unbreakable"
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"They alive, damn it"
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"That's gonna be, uh..."
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"you know, a fascinating transition."
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"Damn it"
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"It smells like lavender, oh, and the beach."
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"Yeah, it would be a great place to bring a baby."
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"Yeah."
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"Ew."
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"Buhbreeze."
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"Cover it up, it's fine."
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"Jeez, do people not clean their homes in the future?"
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"Stop calling this "the future.""
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"What did you talk about?"
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"You were interviewing her out in the open?"
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"You don't think my boss has something to do"
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"with that missing girl, do you?"
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"Turn it off."
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"Turn off the TV."
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"But I'm watching Law Squiggle Order!"
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"I said turn it off."
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"That man is my nemesis."
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"Richard Belzer?"
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"He seems so nice."
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"No, him."
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"The dollar-store version of this."
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"Kimmy's professional work phone."
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"Hey, Kimmy, it's me."
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"- Who? - Cyndee..."
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"Pokorny."
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"From the bunker?"
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"Cyndee, hi."
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"- How did you get this number? - I got the letter you sent me."
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"What letter?"
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"It's on Barbie stationery. It has pizza grease on it."
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"I'm gonna kill you."
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"- So how are you? - Yeah, real good."
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"You know, sometimes I get mad for no reason."
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"Like, the other day, I smashed one of those..."
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"Oh, gosh, what are they called?"
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"Kia Sorrentos."
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"And last night I had a dream"
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"that Reverend Richard was chasing me,"
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"and then I turned around, and his face"
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"was the baby from Full House."
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"Oh, that's terrible."
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"But other than that, real good."
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"Hey, I should come visit you sometime."
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"Uh, yeah, maybe."
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"Uh, listen, I got to get ready for work, so..."
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"Oh, okay."
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"- Bye. - So bye."
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"Why would you send that letter?"
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"I had to call for backup. You won't talk to me."
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"You say I don't understand, but I knew who would"
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"is another one of your goopy-doops."
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"My what?"
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"You don't like it when I say "Mole Women.""
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"Yeah, 'cause that's our word."
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"You wouldn't like it if I said..."
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"Hold!"
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"Titus, I'm fine."
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"I don't need to talk about it."
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"Kimmy, you yell in your sleep. You bite my nails."
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"And we still don't know why you're afraid of Velcro."
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"Aah!"
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"Hi, Mrs. Voorhees."
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"Shut up, Vera."
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"Are you praying?"
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"- Do you need a bucket? - This is a Joy Pose."
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"It's scientifically proven that if you look good on the outside,"
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"you actually become confident and happy."
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"It's called outside-in living, Kimmy."
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"And I have bought two books on it."
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"I've been doing that my whole life."
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"Smile until you feel better."
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"I call it "Kimmying." Watch."
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"Oh, Kimmy, you can cancel those reservations"
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"at Le Gargemel."
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"Mr. Voorhees called, and he won't be coming back"
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"for another six weeks."
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"About what? I've already forgotten about it."
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"Oh, can you try Dr. Franff's office and see if he"
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"can squeeze me in today?"
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"Okay."
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"Also, see if they have an appointment."
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"And the school called."
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"They need a photo of you for Buckley's caregiver ID."
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"Apparently, all these days that you've been picking him up,"
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"they've been parking him down as "abducted.""
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"Oh, boy, okay."
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"I don't really have a recent picture of myself."
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"Is there a Sears near here?"
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"Ew. No."
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"Just take a selfie and email it to me."
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"A selfie. Yes."
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"What is that?"
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