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Clips from Veep - Data (S04E04)

"who once broke off an engagement at an Applebee's, then ordered dessert."
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"May I have your pass?"
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"It was a pleasure working with you... Lee."
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"Reporter: With more revelations in the Medileaks scandal emerging,"
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"who knew?"
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"Was there a cover-up?"
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"And if so, how far up the chain of command did it go?"
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"Ugh, it's working its way up my chain of command."
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"I think it's reached my pancreas."
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"Private medical details released by the White House"
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"have now identified five more children..."
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"Fittinthat for Easter this story refuses to fucking die."
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"Is there no other news? Whatever happened to Ebola? I loved Ebola."
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"So we threw someone off the life raft."
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"Did no one think to tell the sharks?"
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"Ma'am, I don't think the girl was senior enough."
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"We need to cut the throat of a bigger goat."
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"So who's next for the guillotine?"
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"- Uh, Jonah Ryan. - Jonah?"
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"Yes, ma'am. I've been fattening him up for just this occasion."
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"- What? - I got him a staff."
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"And I got him involved in Families First."
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"I even got him on the campaign."
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"He's the one who did the fireworks and the music for last night."
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"That was him? Off with his fat head."
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"I can easily link him to the whole data breach thing."
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"- It's like he has no sense of what's going on. - Excuse me."
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"Did you know that Dan was in the middle of speaking?"
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"- Yeah, yeah. - Thank you."
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"And plus he's got that whole inherently guilty look."
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"You know, that kind of surprised masturbator face."
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"- The... - Yeah, he does."
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"Do it. Get rid of him. Throw him under a bus."
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"If you can find one that's long enough."
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"Hey, Egan, VP wants to see the P."
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"He thinks a bigger head needs to roll, okay?"
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"Like a massive Easter Island-sized head."
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"- Hmm. - No. No."
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"Look at me, I've got a small head."
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"I could wear a child's hat."
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"Besides..."
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"I know about you spreading the Danny Chung torture rumor."
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"Well, that's useless leverage right now, Jonah,"
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"because you have all the credibility of someone"
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"who hacked the medical records of a sick child."
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"- No... - Hey, I Am Groot,"
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"stop swapping spit here with Pretty Woman"
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"and get me Brock and Hunter."
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"Absolutely. Sorry, I was just on my way to go do that."
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"It's an important meeting, okay? It's seminal."
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"(laughs) Oh, hey."
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"You already did this great joke."
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"Damn, man, this guy's balls are so big,"
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"they're practically tits. Huh? Johnny Tit-balls."
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"Yeah, don't squeeze the milkers too much."
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"(laughs)"
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"Milkers. Love it."
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"You were firing me?"
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"What the hell was that?"
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"Nothing. It's just jock stuff."
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"You know, just guys having fun."
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"That isn't, Jonah. That's sexual harassment."
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"Jesus, does he do that to you all the time?"
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"No, not all the time."
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"Sometimes, but not all the time."
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"It's just high spirits."
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"Mr. Ryan, so they were out of tuna melts,"
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"so I improvised and I got you this lobster curry roll."
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"All right, look, zip it, Jeeves."
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"I'm in the middle of firing your boss."
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"Wow, over the campaign data thing?"
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"- The what? - The I Care mailer."
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"All right, no?"
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"I'm picking up from your facial cues that you don't know."
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"Here's four verbal cues for you... Tell me now, asshole."
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"Well, that mailer was deliberately directed at recently bereaved parents."
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"Bereaved parents?"
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"Yeah, someone from the campaign used the child mortality data"
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"from the same data breach that identified the HIV girl."
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"Okay, Yogi and Boo-Boo,"
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"you say nothing to anybody. You understand me?"
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"- Yes. - Well, obviously you don't, 'cause you just fucking spoke."
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"- Oh. - Shit!"
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"Amy, the gates of hell have opened and you are my plus one."
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"You cannot be associated with bullying"
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"because people are going to think that you were bullied by me."
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"I wasn't bullied by you, I was bullied because of you."
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"Did you want me to leave?"
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"- No, no. - Yes."
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"No, you weren't, sweetheart."
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"Yes, I was and it was miserable."
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"Well, I apologize for my success, Catherine."
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"I had no idea until this very moment"
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"that you had a tortured, unhappy, miserable upbringing."
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"You're gonna have to drop the bullying thing, though, honey."
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"No, I'm not gonna drop it."
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"Do you want to go to Hawaii at Thanksgiving?"
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"Are you interested in Memaw's sapphire earrings?"
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"Are you bullying me into dropping an anti-bullying charity?"
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"Gary, am I?"
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"You're parenting."
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"Yeah, well, too, I might add."
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"- Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys. - Amy: We'll explain later."
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"No, we won't. We'll never explain."
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"Ma'am, Catherine needs to leave."
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"Okay, Catherine, up, out."
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"For fuck's sake."
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"All right, that's enough with the F words."
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"Thank you very much. I apologize for her behav..."
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"What is it?"
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"I can't tell you."
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"Well, great meeting, then, thanks."
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"Ma'am, if we tell you, you'll know,"
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"and if you know, you'll be implicated."
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"Well, then, why don't you tell me"
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"and I'll decide whether or not I know it?"
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"Ma'am, a direct mail campaign went out last month"
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"with pictures of you with babies and children."
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"Yeah, it was a huge success."
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"Ma'am, it targeted recently bereaved parents"
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