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Clips from Veep - Data (S04E04)

"Let's find the person who's responsible and let's fire them."
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"Ma'am, there's so much data fluidity on this project,"
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"the culprit will be hard to pin down."
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"Well, the press doesn't need the culprit."
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"The press needs a culprit."
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"You know, there are hordes of young women"
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"who roam the halls of the West Wing."
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"- Yes? - 15% of them were hired to be fired."
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"Yeah. We call them the Expendabelles."
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"- (laughs) - That's not funny, boys."
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"- No. - Okay, Dan, go sacrifice a virgin."
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"Just another Saturday night."
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"- That's not funny, Amy. - What? Why not?"
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"Hey, Egan, is somebody gonna get fired over this AIDSnami?"
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"Oh, yeah. And I'm in charge"
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"Hey, of the canning, Jonah. na get fI'm the Dan who can. ami?"
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"Okay, well, I was only involved in the Families First bill via you, so..."
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"What about your side dick here? You tell him stuff?"
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"Oh, God, yes. He was more involved than I was."
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"He was up to his thighs in it."
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"I don't think I was, sir."
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"How's the view from down there, you snake?"
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"- It's harsh. - Oh, harsh? We need to be a unified front."
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"Uh, what are you guys doing right now?"
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"We're working on the veep's walk-on music for tonight."
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"- The Police. - Law and order mixed with very mild reggae."
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"It's like a comforting balance."
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"Hey, Jonah, how would you like to be a little more involved tonight?"
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"Supervise the balloons, the streamers, the fireworks?"
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"- All right. - Yeah?"
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"You know I got an eye for that."
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"That's why I'm such a good photographer."
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"- Absolutely. Yeah. - And I love fireworks."
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"The noise, the lights."
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"Mostly those aspects."
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"All right, look, I'm gonna text you about this later."
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"Right now I've gotta go. This goat's not gonna scape itself."
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"I feel persecuted."
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"I'm just waiting for the press to throw me in a pond"
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"to see if I'll float."
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"Honeymoon's over, isn't it?"
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"It was kind of a shitty honeymoon, too."
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"Just like my actual honeymoon with Daddy."
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"I know, Mom."
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"The Onion did a parody of that photo in the Post."
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"Oh, really? I like The Onion."
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"What you'll look like when you're leaving office,"
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"except you look exactly like you do now."
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"Okay."
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"They think you'll only be president for a few months."
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"- That's the joke. - No, no, I get it, yeah."
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"That's funny. That's funny stuff."
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"Man on TV: My girl's had her life ruined."
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"How did the president find out about her information?"
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"This thing has gotten way too big."
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"It's like my mom's cat."
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"The president is just trying to help children."
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"I don't understand why everyone keeps focusing on the negative, you know?"
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"Maybe because, Gary, we ruined a girl's life."
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"Negative, negative, negative."
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"Mike, the National Parents Group"
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"cut the cord on supporting Families First at next week's press event."
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"Great, now parents hate us."
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"Oh, God, welcome to my childhood."
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"And adulthood, actually."
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"We need to shut the story down."
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"I'm aware of that. Thank you, Sue."
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"Well, why haven't you shut it down?"
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"If you see a fire, do you look at the fire"
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"and put it out or do you just say, I'm aware of it?"
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"Sue cannot tell me how to do my job."
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"She just did."
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"Richard: Oh, I bet this baby"
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"could sure spill a lot of glitter, am I right?"
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"Put it down."
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"That thing goes off in your face,"
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"the surgeon will be tweezering tiny shamrocks"
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"out of your eye jelly for a week."
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"Hello, sir. Jonah Ryan."
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"Now, I cannot tell you who we represent,"
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"but let's just go so far as to say that my boss is a powerful guy,"
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"and his boss, I cannot stress her power..."
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"I get it. He's VP Doyle,"
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"she's temporary President Meyer."
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"You think confetti and a disco ball's"
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"gonna keep those clowns in the White House?"
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"Well, sir, if you would like us to take our business elsewhere..."
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"Grow up, huh? I do anyone."
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"I did balloons for Jerry Ford in '76."
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"Met him. Asshole."
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"So what can you organize for us?"
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"- There's the Presidential. - Oh, that sounds perfect."
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"That's bottom of the range. You don't want that."
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"I just named it Presidential because of that asshole Ford."
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"We've been told to really go to town."
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"Well, then you want the Star-Spangled Banger."
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"Or Red, White, and Whoo-hoo."
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"Now, will we have some sort of creative control over the music?"
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"I don't give a shit, son. I still get paid."
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"Let me show you what we got."
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"- There she is. - Hey."
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"- Hey, I'm excited. - Okay. Good."
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"I'll warm them up for you."
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"Question is, how hot do you want them?"
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"- Red hot. - Gonna do the snail joke, right?"
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"That's your trademark joke. Signature joke."
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"Yeah, you don't have to do the snail joke."
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"It's so funny."
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"Uh, Andrew, listen. Let me ask you something."
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"Do you think this HIV girl thing is killing us or what?"
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"No, no, no. You're gonna be fine."
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"Look, the news moves so quickly, we'll have a new iPhone"
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"or the Chinese will be in Chicago."
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"- Amy, can I talk to you a sec? - Sure."
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"Doyle's using Every Breath You Take for his walk-on music."
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"He loves that song. He got married to it both times."
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"Every line ends with I'll be watching you."
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"Sting might as well be singing"
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"I'll access your medical data in a fake Jamaican accent."
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"You having fun?"
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