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Clips from Archer - Archer: 1999 -- Happy Borthday (S10E10)

"-Whose birthday is it? -[crowd cheers]"
Archer
"Bort's, exactly."
Archer
"Okay, put your hands, tentacles, or cloacas together"
Archer
"for our next contestants, a couple of furious females,"
Archer
"Carol and Lana!"
Archer
"[cheering]"
Archer
"-What'd I miss? -Oh, man."
Archer
"That one dude cut that other dude--"
Archer
"look at me-- literally in half."
Archer
"[chuckles] Sweet."
Archer
"♪"
Archer
"Good luck out there."
Archer
"Yeah. She's gonna need it."
Archer
"-Wait, what? -KRIEGER: Come on, man."
Archer
"You're spilling all my robot milk."
Archer
"Mother, there's way too many guards."
Archer
"We need to go get the others."
Archer
"What we need is a distraction."
Archer
"-You could do your bird dance. -You're one to talk."
Archer
"-How? -Exactly."
Archer
"Wait a minute, this thing's got a radio."
Archer
"-What if we called Ray? -Yeah, what if."
Archer
"Well, couldn't he... do something?"
Archer
"I don't know. I mean, maybe,"
Archer
"if we could get him on the radio..."
Archer
"[big band music plays]"
Archer
"Mama's out in space."
Archer
"Mama's doing stuff."
Archer
"Mama's eating cake. [munching]"
Archer
"...and if he wasn't Ray."
Archer
"Probably eating all the cake."
Archer
"So, come on, let's go get the others."
Archer
"But if you leave Lana here,"
Archer
"you'll have the ship back all to yourself."
Archer
"Well, you'd still be there."
Archer
"-Wh... -And Ray."
Archer
"Uh. Such a fatty."
Archer
"[munching]"
Archer
"And I don't want the ship bad enough"
Archer
"for Lana to actually, you know, die."
Archer
"Who says she's gonna die?"
Archer
"You are gonna die!"
Archer
"Wait, wait, what's going on?"
Archer
"Gladiators, on your marks..."
Archer
"Wait, wait, hang on."
Archer
"Get set."
Archer
"[yelling]"
Archer
"Whoa..."
Archer
"-Whoa! -Bitch!"
Archer
"[grunts]"
Archer
"[cackling]"
Archer
"[grunts]"
Archer
"Oh, for the... Can you believe this?"
Archer
"[chuckles] Right?"
Archer
"I'm not gonna lie,"
Archer
"I've got my species' equivalentof a boner."
Archer
"-Ugh. -Ew."
Archer
"Shut up. You can't smell it."
Archer
"Yes, we can."
Archer
"[grunts]"
Archer
"Hi-yah!"
Archer
"[grunts]"
Archer
"-Berserker! -No!"
Archer
"No, what are you... No, no!"
Archer
"No, no, no!"
Archer
"[crowd exclaims]"
Archer
"I did not see that coming, ladies and gentlemen."
Archer
"I guess it's just anything go...Oh, my God!"
Archer
"[laughs]"
Archer
"-[gasps] -[grunts]"
Archer
"Oh, so you want to play for keeps?"
Archer
"-Oh, man, a full-on battle royale. -[Lana and Cheryl grunting]"
Archer
"-This may be the best birthday party ever. -CHERYL: Bitch!"
Archer
"Or, actually, maybe the third or fourth"
Archer
"best birthday party ever."
Archer
"[yells]"
Archer
"[grunting]"
Archer
"I've never had a birthday party."
Archer
"-Well, and who would come? -Wha..."
Archer
"What are you guys doing here?"
Archer
"I thought you died or ditched us."
Archer
"-Oh, now, uh, nobody died. -Not yet."
Archer
"Holy space shit."
Archer
"[grunts]"
Archer
"[grunts]"
Archer
"Someone's gonna get hurt out there."
Archer
"You think?"
Archer
"He said "someone," not "something.""
Archer
"-Ugh. You know... -Krieger, shut up."
Archer
"How are we gonna get those dickheads"
Archer
"to stop fighting long enough for all of us to escape?"
Archer
"Hmm. [gasps]"
Archer
"Ooh."
Archer
"Same height, similar build."
Archer
"Oh come on, no, that's just..."
Archer
"Just crazy enough to work. [sniffs]"
Archer
"Ugh. And speaking of crazy,"
Archer
"what is that smell?"
Archer
"[sniffs] Oh, damn it. Did Pam have a boner in here?"
Archer
"Wha... You can smell them?"
Archer
"[stifled laugh] You-you can't?"
Archer
"[sighs]"
Archer
"-♪ -[cheering]"
Archer
"This wasn't the plan, you idiot!"
Archer
"Well, I wasn't paying attention!"
Archer
"PAM: Oh, yeah?"
Archer
"-No, no, no, no, no, no, no... -Well, how do you like these apples?"
Archer
"-[crack] -[groaning]"
Archer
"I do not like those apples."
Archer
"[whoops] Thanks, Barry Six."
Archer
"This is the best."
Archer
"I mean, I know we're not friends or anything,"
Archer
"and I actually... I don't really"
Archer
"have many friends, or any, really..."
Archer
"Yeah, you realize if they kill each other,"
Archer
"you got to pay for 'em."
Archer
"Totally worth it. [slurps]"
Archer
"Plus, I got a ton of birthday money."
Archer
"Thanks, Nana."
Archer
"She used to be super hot."
Archer
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