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Clips from Archer - Archer: 1999 -- Happy Borthday (S10E10)

"Nope."
Archer
"-Psst, hey, dummy. -[grunts]"
Archer
"Yeah, you-you ordered a teabagging?"
Archer
"[low grunt]"
Archer
"-[electrical cracking] -[body thuds]"
Archer
"What in God's name is a teabagging?"
Archer
"[soft laugh] Oh... oh, come on."
Archer
"-Like you don't know? -I'm sure I don't."
Archer
"But I'll bet it's something disgusting."
Archer
"Eh."
Archer
"Now, will you go wrangle those idiots"
Archer
"so we can get the hell out of here?"
Archer
"Okay, go get Krieger ready to move."
Archer
"Or we could leave him."
Archer
"-Or you. -All right."
Archer
"Jesus."
Archer
"So, hey, since he brought it up,"
Archer
"do you have any thoughts on teabagging?"
Archer
"[low snarling]"
Archer
"Uh, cool."
Archer
"Uh, excuse me."
Archer
"[cheering]"
Archer
"Are you even serious right now?"
Archer
"[panting] Seriously?"
Archer
"[yells]"
Archer
"[laughs]"
Archer
"Kooch, the undefeated champion,"
Archer
"is taking on four opponents at a time?"
Archer
"Did you do this?"
Archer
"A five-man bunkhouse stampede?"
Archer
"How and why would I?"
Archer
"Mm. Okay, folks,"
Archer
"let's make some noise for..."
Archer
"K-K-K-K-Kooch!"
Archer
"[yells]"
Archer
"-Is he serious? -[grunts]"
Archer
"'Cause my toes only have room for so much nut-butter."
Archer
"-BOTH: Ew. -Seriously."
Archer
"So-- temporary truce?"
Archer
"Ugh. I guess."
Archer
"[chuckles] Okay, dickbag. You ready to party?"
Archer
"[whispers]: No, wait, wait, wait. Guys, it's me..."
Archer
"-Archer? -What?"
Archer
"Hey, uh, what are they doing?"
Archer
"Yeah, what are they doing?"
Archer
"Don't stop. We got to act like we're fighting"
Archer
"while I tell you my plan."
Archer
"Well, what's the plan?"
Archer
"-We're gonna run for it. -Excuse me?"
Archer
"Well, first we get Krieger and Mother,"
Archer
"and then we're just gonna haul ass to the gig,"
Archer
"smashing and slashing anyone who gets in our..."
Archer
"Oh. Oh, okay."
Archer
"Yeah, I guess they're not acting suspicious."
Archer
"And also: what?!"
Archer
"-Ow! -That's your plan?"
Archer
"I'm sorry. Did you have a... Ow!"
Archer
"Damn it, will you quit smashing me... Ow!"
Archer
"[laughing]"
Archer
"[laughs]"
Archer
"Goddamn... Ow! [grunts]"
Archer
"Wow."
Archer
"Fame is a fickle mistress, huh?"
Archer
"Wait a minute, hang on. He's right."
Archer
"-Huh? -Wait, what?"
Archer
"What other choice do we have?"
Archer
"If we stay here, we're as good as dead."
Archer
"[groans] Which, serve you right,by the way."
Archer
"So, how do we even do this?"
Archer
"[yelling]"
Archer
"[all screaming]"
Archer
"[cheering]"
Archer
"Yeah, see? I mean, just like that,"
Archer
"they're cheering for the other guys, like..."
Archer
"Wait a minute."
Archer
"[all screaming]"
Archer
"No, no, no, no, no, that's Archer."
Archer
"Move, Nana!"
Archer
"Well, why do I have to carry him?"
Archer
"-Because look at you. -Look at you."
Archer
"Why are you a bird?"
Archer
"Why are you a rockslide with tits?"
Archer
"[sobbing]"
Archer
"Burn."
Archer
"-Ow. -Shut up."
Archer
"-Can we go? -Damn it."
Archer
"It's my plan, I'm the group leader."
Archer
"[all exclaim]"
Archer
"[growling]"
Archer
"Archer!"
Archer
"And I say let's go!"
Archer
"[all yelling]"
Archer
"-[woman yelps] -[glass shatters]"
Archer
"[growling]"
Archer
"Aah! Move!"
Archer
"[sighs] Still my fourth-best birthday."
Archer
"Mm, third."
Archer
"Mother!"
Archer
"Calm down."
Archer
"Let's go. Let's go, come on."
Archer
"Goddamn it, I'm the group leader."
Archer
"Yeah, way to lead, buddy."
Archer
"Archer!"
Archer
"Eat dicks, Barry Six."
Archer
"[sighs]"
Archer
"Friggin' Bort."
Archer
"[slurping, chewing]"
Archer
"[spoon clinking]"
Archer
"[clears throat] So, uh, listen, uh,"
Archer
"I know things got a little heated down there,"
Archer
"and maybe we said and did some things"
Archer
"that we wish we could take back,"
Archer
"but I hope we can put all that behind us and..."
Archer
"Sterling stole something from Barry Six and it's"
Archer
"in the safe, so this whole idiotic fiasco was his fault."
Archer
"-Archer! -Busted, Archer! -Archer, come on."
Archer
"Well, Mother... touched my penis."
Archer
"[all exclaim]"
Archer
"Yeah. Since we're playing the blame game."
Archer
"So just picture Mother's big old nasty bird claw"
Archer
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