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Clips from The Monkees - Captain Crocodile (S01E01)

"One minute to air! One minute to air!"
The Monkees
"One minute and air! One minute to air, Captain."
The Monkees
"How do I look, Howard?"
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"Oh, beautiful, beautiful."
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"Don't lie to me, Howard."
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"Hey, look out, guys."
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"Hold it."
The Monkees
"So this is the world of television."
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"Well, that's funny; it doesn't look like a vast wasteland."
The Monkees
"One minute to air! One minute to air!"
The Monkees
"Um, excuse me. Uh, we're The Monkees,"
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"and we're supposed to be on the show."
The Monkees
"Just wait right here. The Monkees are here now, Captain."
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"Oh, very good. Very good. Well, so, uh, you're The Monkees."
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"Yeah, we-we're gonna sing on your TV show."
The Monkees
"Oh, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful."
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"Quick, Howard. Show them, show them where to stand."
The Monkees
"Alright, this way. Come on, boys."
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"Come on, quickly. Alright, you stand right there,"
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"right there, beautiful, beautiful."
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"Uh, uh, just a minute. What's our music cue?"
The Monkees
"I-hey, what is this?"
The Monkees
"What is this? Insulation?"
The Monkees
"We're supposed to be playing-"
The Monkees
"Don't-don't hurt my hat! Don't hurt it."
The Monkees
"I can't play my drums. I got to have a, uh-"
The Monkees
"What's going on here?"
The Monkees
"Are they all set?"
The Monkees
"Oh, yes, Captain."
The Monkees
"So the Monkees want to work on my show, huh? We'll see about that."
The Monkees
"Please, kiddies, settle down. No! Over here."
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"Five, four..."
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"Will somebody keep those rotten kids-yuh,"
The Monkees
"huh, hi there, kids! It's Captain Crocodile time!"
The Monkees
"Yay!"
The Monkees
"Brrp! Brrp! Brrp Oh-ho! Hhh! Ha ha!"
The Monkees
"And that means it's time for fun!"
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"Fun!"
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"And fun!"
The Monkees
"Fun!"
The Monkees
"And fun!"
The Monkees
"Fun!"
The Monkees
"And fun!"
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"Fun!"
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"Ha ha ha ha! It's fun!"
The Monkees
"Here we come Walkin' down the street"
The Monkees
"We get the funniest looks from Ev'ry one we meet"
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"Hey, hey, we're the Monkees And people say we monkey around"
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"But we're too busy singing To put anybody down"
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"We're just tryin' to be friendly Come and watch us sing and play"
The Monkees
"We're the young generation And we've got something to say"
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"Hey, hey, we're the Monkees You never know where we'll be found"
The Monkees
"So you better get ready,"
The Monkees
"We may be comin' to your town"
The Monkees
"Um, uh, hello. We're The Monkees, and, uh,"
The Monkees
"we got a telegram from Mr. Pinter that, uh, he wanted to see us."
The Monkees
"May I see the wire?"
The Monkees
"No, Peter, not that wire."
The Monkees
"It's gone!"
The Monkees
"Peter, here it is. That's the wire."
The Monkees
"I'll tell Mr. Pinter you're here. Wait here a moment, please."
The Monkees
"This guy must be important. Man, we're on the road to success."
The Monkees
"Yeah, we're almost at the heights."
The Monkees
"We're nearly at the top of the heap."
The Monkees
"It's all downhill from here."
The Monkees
"Mr. Pinter will see you now."
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"Come in, come in. I'm Junior Pinter."
The Monkees
"I'm in charge of The Captain Crocodile Show."
The Monkees
"You've got to be putting us on."
The Monkees
"You think I'm short?"
The Monkees
"Well, uh, no. Where'd you get that idea?"
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"From people who are taller than I am."
The Monkees
"You know, I think he's quite tall meself."
The Monkees
"You would."
The Monkees
"Take a seat, gentlemen."
The Monkees
"Take a seat. Alrighty. Here I go taking-"
The Monkees
"What are you-hey. Take two; they're small."
The Monkees
"Oh."
The Monkees
"Put it down. It's a little toy office. Ha ha ha."
The Monkees
"I think it's nice."
The Monkees
"Yeah."
The Monkees
"Gentlemen."
The Monkees
"What, no cookies?"
The Monkees
"No, uh. We're on the milk wagon."
The Monkees
"Gentlemen."
The Monkees
"Thanks, I needed that."
The Monkees
"Alright, we're all men here, so I guess I can come right to the point."
The Monkees
"What's that?"
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"Uh, uh, this helps me think. Men, I have a proposition for you."
The Monkees
"Oh, really? Hey."
The Monkees
"What?"
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"I would like you to appear on television on a regular basis."
The Monkees
"Oh, that's fine, thank you."
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"On The Captain Crocodile Show."
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"Bye!"
The Monkees
"Wait a minute. What's wrong with The Captain Crocodile Show?"
The Monkees
"Well, nothing, if you like a pie in your face."
The Monkees
"Wait a minute. I'll call the president of the network."
The Monkees
"Get me Australia. Hello, Sydney?"
The Monkees
"Man, it takes me ten minutes to get a dial tone."
The Monkees
"Let me speak to daddy."
The Monkees
"Did he say "daddy"?"
The Monkees
"Daddy? Junior. Remember that show you gave me for my birthday?"
The Monkees
"The Monkees refuse to appear on it."
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"Right, dad. I'll handle it like a real executive."
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"And, dad, don't forget to bring me my panda bear."
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"Men, I guarantee there will be no more pies in the face,"
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"and you will sing. Alright?"
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"- Hey, great. Yeah, fine. - Oh, terrific."
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"Now, let's play hide and seek. I'm it. One, two, three, four, five..."
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"...six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven..."
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"- Who's hide? - You Hyde; I'm Jekyll."
The Monkees
"Hello out there, all you small folks. This is your buddy, Captain Crocodile-"
The Monkees
"Quick, Howard, help me!"
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"Captain Crocodile! Captain Crocodile!"
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"Howard, I want you to look at this memo from Junior."
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"Look at that, Howard. They're easing me out."
The Monkees
"No! No, they can't ease you out, Captain."
The Monkees
"Oh, you mark my words."
The Monkees
"You're a living legend!"
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