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Clips from The Monkees - Captain Crocodile (S01E01)

"No, mark my words, Howard; they're gonna ease me out."
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"I look tired. Well, they'll be sorry they ever tangled with Captain Crocodile."
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"Listen to this, Howard. When The Monkees first show,"
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"hear me good, this is what we're gonna do."
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"This is gonna be good, Howard. Laugh it up. Ha ha ha ha."
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"You see, I'm laughing already."
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"Okay, okay, we only got a few minutes to air time."
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"Now, there's one thing that's very important."
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"Micky, come here. You gotta learn how to work to the right camera."
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"You gotta play it, right? Stand right over here."
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"We'll have a dry run. Just stand there."
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"Here he is, kids, Micky Dolenz! You're on."
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"Hi, kids, huh, I was born in Los-"
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"No, no, over here."
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"Oh, I was born in Los Angeles, and I came, uh-"
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"No, over here. Over this way."
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"And I studied at the San-"
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"Now watch the light."
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"I went to, uh, Grant High School, and hi k-everybody at Grant High."
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"Number two."
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"And I went to... over here?"
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"I always wanted to be a drummer since I was a little-"
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"- No, over there. - A little-"
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"Over here."
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"Uh, kid, I wanted to play the drums, and so I got a-oh."
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"Pick up your drumsticks!"
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"Got my-I p-"
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"Yeah, that's right. You're doing fine. Keep talking!"
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"The light, the light, look at the light!"
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"- The other camera? - Over that way."
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"The red light's on that one."
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"- Back up. - Huh?"
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"No, come closer. You're too far away."
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"Closer?"
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"No, no, back forward. You're too close!"
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"Get back! Move back! No, no, no."
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"Stay right there. Move-a this way."
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"Good, good. Cut! Cut!"
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"Very good. The important thing is, you were relaxed."
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"Hi, kids. Well, it's the moment you've all been waiting for;"
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"The Monkees are gonna sing for you."
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"And now, here they are: The Monkees!"
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"Yay!"
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"And now let's pay a visit to the Captain's birthday house. Hee hee! Heh!"
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"And now, here they are again, that wonderful fun group: The Monkees!"
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"Yay!"
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"One!"
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"Two, three!"
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"Thank you, boys."
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"Now here they are again, back to entertain you,"
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"hee-hee hee-hee: The Monkees!"
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"Yay!"
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"And once again, we present: The Monkees!"
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"Yay!"
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"One, two, one, two, three and-"
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"Hey, come here. Listen. Either you let us play or we quit."
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"Who's stopping you? Go ahead and play."
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"Play all you want. Hm hm hm hm!"
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"Valleri"
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"I love my Valleri"
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"There's a girl I know who makes me feel so good"
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"And I wouldn't live without her, even if I could"
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"They call her Valleri"
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"I love my Valleri"
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"Oh yeah, come on"
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"She's the same little girl who used to hang around my door"
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"But she sure looks different than the way she looked before"
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"I call her Valleri"
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"I love my Valleri"
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"Valleri"
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"I love my Valleri"
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"Valleri"
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"I love my Valleri"
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"Well, that was it. How did it go? How did it go? How did it go?"
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"How did what go? We've been off the air for five minutes."
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"Oh, come on, Pete. Don't cry."
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"But we were gonna be a big success on television."
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"Hey, come on, Pete, man."
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"There's other shows besides Captain Crocodile, right, huh?"
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"Sure."
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"Sure, we can be a hit on some other show."
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"You really think so?"
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"Sure! Now, just imagine..."
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"Good evening, this is Chett Hinkley."
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"And David Bruntley."
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"And Brett Chinkley."
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"And Chuck Hankley."
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"And this is Dank Barkley."
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"And Chuck Weekly."
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"And Choller Walltight."
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"And Hank Chuckley."
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"And this is John Smith."
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"And... John Smith?"
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"Now here's your weather forecaster, Tex Nesmith."
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"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen."
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"I am Tex Nesmith. I'm your weather forecaster."
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"United States Weather Bureau today from Washington, D.C.,"
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"reports that a northern wind and northern"
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"squall storm is building up just south of our,"
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"north of our hometown, hm hm,"
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"and it will be coming down here about three thirty this afternoon."
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"However, our latest reports indicate that the storm has been quelled by a"
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"southern high pressure front arising from the Gulf of Mexico."
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"So today should be sunny and bright and clear."
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"Now, the Gulf of Mexico weather report here today says that"
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"the day will be beautiful and clear and sunshiny and cloudy."
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"So pack it up with your friends and take"
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"a drive and go anywhere you want to go."
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"So remember, this is Tex Nesmith saying have a wonderful weekend."
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"Enjoy yourself. Everything will be bright and sunny and clear."
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"Good evening ladies and gentlemen."
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"I'm Mike Nesmith, and on my left is the delightful"
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"and charming personality David Jones."
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"Thank you, Mike."
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"No sweat."
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"And on my left is the charming and delightful Peter Tork."
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"Thank you, David. And on my charming and"
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"delightful is the left moderator, Micky Dolenz."
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"Thank you, my charming panel."
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"And now let's play What's My Scene?"
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