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Clips from Transylvania 6-5000

"Come on, Jim!"
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"You've been taking pictures of buildings all during our trip."
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"Take a shot of me."
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"Just stand by the door."
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"I don't understand."
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"This is a deserted chapel, and somebody's holding the door!"
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"That's good..."
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"Oh, God!"
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"Run! Run!"
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"Look, it's Frankenstein!"
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"Well? What do you think?"
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"About what?"
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"The film, the thing going through the door."
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"- Scary. - Where'd you get that?"
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"I got it. No one else has seen it. It's an exclusive."
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"No, Gil, it's a phony. Those guys obviously staged the whole thing."
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"I'm sure to get their names in the paper. So, what's up?"
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"You know, you better think of something better,"
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"because you're going out on this story."
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"What story?"
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"The monster story."
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"No, no, Mac, I don't want to go out on a monster story."
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"You don't want to go out?"
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"Every time I give you a good lead, you tell me you don't want to go out."
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"Or if you do go out, you come back with nothing."
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"It's not my fault."
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"- And what about what you do to my stories. - What do I do?"
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"I can't believe we're talking about this again."
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"I didn't want to have this conversation one more time."
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"That story on labor exploitation in the hemp plant."
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"The one you headlined: "Women Forced to Work in Rape Factory.""
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"When that was a rope factory."
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"- That was a typo. - A typo?"
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"- Besides, rape is a grabber. - He's right. It is a big grabber."
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"Look, didn't you hire me to raise the journalistic level of this paper?"
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"Wrong!"
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"I hired you to raise the vocabulary level of this paper."
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"I want to keep the journalistic level very low."
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"Why do you think I teamed you up with him?"
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"- Hey, I'm a team player. - Mac, this is crap."
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"Crap? I like crap. I love crap. I need crap."
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"Crap is what sells newspapers."
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"Look around you. Crap, crap, crap. Crap, crap, crap, crap."
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"May I say, I have no problem with crap."
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"Good boy. I'll be right back."
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"Look, when you talk to me, don't touch me."
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"I don't touch you."
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"No? What do you call this and that and this?"
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"I don't want you to do this. Or this. And especially this."
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"I don't do that."
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"Well, in case you think of it, I don't want you to do it."
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"You're going out right away."
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"What have we got? Planes, trains, buses. Where are we going?"
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"Transylvania."
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"What am I doing here? Why am I working here?"
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"I should be going to Moscow. I should be going to the Middle East."
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"Transylvania, all right!"
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"Where is that?"
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"I don't know. It's over there someplace."
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"Great, over there someplace."
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"- Fine. - We'll find it."
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"You better find it. Because I'm counting on you guys for a Frankenstein story."
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"I'm sorry, you're counting on us for a what story?"
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"Frankenstein! You remember Frankenstein? Big guy..."
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"Frankenstein. I didn't think he was still alive."
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"You didn't think. That's right, you didn't think."
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"He was never alive, schmohawk. That's the point."
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"That was a book. That was a movie. That wasn't real life."
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"And it certainly isn't the news!"
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"Well, I think it is."
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"These guys are watching that monster, and they think he looks like Frankenstein."
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"You're giving me a headache."
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"Why don't you take your headache and get the hell out of here?"
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"Only when you come back, you better come back with a story."
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"A town in fear, a mad scientist. Something."
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"Because if you guys come back with nothing,"
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"you're both fired."
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"You can't fire me. I'm your son."
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"Prove it."
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"- Okay... - Here's the cassette."
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"Now, we're not pushing it just a little with this Frankenstein thing."
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"- I love to push it. - Why can't you be like him?"
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"- I tell him... - Are you gonna come back with a story?"
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"- Yes, Dad! - See that? Why don't you listen to him?"
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"Listen to him."
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"He makes me sick."
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"- Documented scientists, information. - This is stupidity."
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"The stones at Easter Island,"
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"- the landing strips in the Andes. - That's stupid. This fits right in."
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"Now, hear this, both of you."
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"Next week, I want a banner headline:"
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""Frankenstein Lives!""
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"I don't understand it. Rome, Paris, Vienna,"
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"we had all that lousy weather. Look at this."
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"It certainly doesn't look like... what did your dad say... "a town in fear," does it?"
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"- Transylvania is... cute. - It's cute."
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"Laura, don't go too far."
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"Hey, go play with that kid."
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"I don't want to play with the kid. She's not my age."
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"- Play with the kid. - Why should I play with..."
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"Oh, I know why."
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"Excuse me."
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"Hi."
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"You know, I saw you sitting on the bus. I was gonna come back, but I..."
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"- But you were too bashful. - That's right."
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"But now that we've met, I'm gaining some self-confidence."
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"Good! Then it will be easier for you to deal with rejection."
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"Laura, I told you to stay near me."
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"Gil, stop playing with Laura."
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"She's a lovely child. Is she yours?"
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"Americans?"
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"Welcome to Transylvania, I am Mayor Lepescu."
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"Enjoy our shops. Enjoy our food."
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"Enjoy our way of life."
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"And be sure you attend our annual wine festival,"
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"- known the continent over. - Great, we can get drunk together."
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"- When is this wine festival? - It begins tomorrow."
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"And lasts, as you Americans say, until the cows go home!"
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"- I never say that. Do you? - Never."
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"I say it once in awhile,"
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