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Clips from Transylvania 6-5000

"but I certainly don't say it in anything other than a whimsical way."
Transylvania 6-5000
"If you want to know my name,"
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"- I'm Elizabeth Ellison. - Elizabeth Ellison."
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"I know."
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"Listen, Elizabeth..."
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"I'm not staying at this hotel. I'm staying at another hotel."
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"Can I call you by any chance?"
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"Would you like to do something, or would you like to go out for dinner?"
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"I'm Jack Harrison, by the way. I'm sorry."
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"- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you."
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"Look, I'll only be in town a couple of days."
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"So am I."
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"- I'm just here a couple of days too. - Mommy, where's our room?"
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"We're going there now, honey."
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"- Hang on, I'm going to be right back. - Go ahead."
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"Hi, I'd like to ask you a question."
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"- This is just between you and me. - Yes, sir."
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"Is there anything happening around here?"
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"I see. You want a... woman."
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"No, no, has there been any trouble, any strange goings on?"
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"Strange? You are looking for something..."
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"- kinky? - No, let me put it this way..."
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"- I've heard stories. - Stories. About us?"
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"No. I mean... Frankenstein."
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"Who?"
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"Frankenstein. You know Frankenstein, don't you?"
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"- Frankenstein? - Yes, the monster."
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"Dead Frankenstein."
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"- Uta? - No, no..."
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"- Yes, Danko? - Have you seen Frankenstein lately?"
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"Frankenstein?"
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"I don't think so."
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"Oh, Mayor?"
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"No, don't bother the mayor. Please don't."
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"This man is asking about Frankenstein."
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"Frankenstein?"
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"Frank Sinatra. I was asking about Frank Sinatra, really."
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"You understand, a joke. It was just a silly joke."
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"I was kidding. Where have you been?"
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"What's all this about?"
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"Nothing. I asked the clerk a simple question."
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"What kind of question?"
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"I asked about Frankenstein."
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"- What? - Frankenstein, okay?"
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"I asked about Frankenstein."
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"- I'm sorry. - We're in town five minutes"
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"and you ask a point-blank question like that?"
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"- Should I have eased into it? - What do you think?"
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"I'm sorry, I don't know."
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"Frankenstein!"
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"Yeah, yeah, my friend was just kidding. It's an American joke."
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"- A big joke. - I know!"
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"No, wait!"
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"This is Transylvania."
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"Don't you want to ask us about..."
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"Dracula?"
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"I see. Okay."
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"Or how about the Creature from the Black Lagoon?"
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"Hey, I've got Godzilla in the back room."
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"I like it, that's a good one."
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"How about the Blob?"
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"Hey, if I see Hitler, I'll ask him about the Blob!"
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"You incredible asshole!"
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"We're here five minutes and you make me the laughingstock of Transylvania."
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"- They laughed at me too! - Deservedly so."
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"Go. Bring them to me."
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"Thank you."
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"Look, there's the castle."
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"Doesn't it have an ominous aura about it?"
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"An ominous aura?"
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"Yeah."
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"Where's my wallet? Wallet..."
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"May I help you?"
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"Hi, this is Mr. Harrison. I'm Mr. Turner."
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"Yes, you are expected."
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"Get away from there. Get, get..."
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"- Excuse me? - Get out of here."
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"Get away from here, you fool!"
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"You... You stupid idiot!"
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"No! You... You idiot!"
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"Oh, that's good."
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"Ouch!"
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"Hey, are you..."
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"It's a good day!"
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"Don't judge this hotel by me."
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"I'm just the token brute."
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"- Token brute? - Yeah, here."
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"It's good, huh? It's funny!"
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"- It's funny. - Let's go back..."
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"The owner would like to have you for lunch."
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"- Figuratively speaking. - Of course."
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"If you need anything, my name is Fejos."
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"Fejos."
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"I'm sorry, is that your last name?"
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"I'm sorry, I don't understand."
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"We don't speak..."
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"Transylvanian. Do we have a phrase book?"
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"- It's good... - It's good. It's very good."
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"He's good."
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"- He's good. - Well, I guess."
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"My friends, we are expecting you."
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"The mayor."
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"Yes! I am also the owner of the castle."
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"- Many hats, huh? - As you Americans say:"
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"Nothing wrong with making a buck."
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"Bags."
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"Later we shall eat, but first, let me show you to your rooms."
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"- Great. - I can show them."
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"All right, Fejos."
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"Let me show you to your rooms."
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"Easy."
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"Easy!"
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"It's good, huh?"
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"He's got a million of them."
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"You're gonna love it here."
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"Careful!"
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"And for you, a little orange juice."
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"Maybe a little blue juice, a little cran-apple juice."
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"- The coffee's not ready yet. - I can hold."
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"This is a theme hotel."
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