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Clips from Seinfeld - The Soul Mate (S08E08)

"Besides, anyone can do it."
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"Oh, it's been done to death."
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"I should have a poem very soon now."
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"Are you okay, George?"
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"No, no."
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"Not really."
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"Ever since Susan passed on, I have good days and bad."
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"Some days I'm haunted by one word:"
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"Why?"
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"Why Susan?"
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"Why wasn't it me licking those invitations?"
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"Why am I still here?"
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"But I gotta run."
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"Now, the stock options for this year look quite--"
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"Briefcase."
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"So, Kevin, if I don't want children..."
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"...does that make me a bad humanitarian?"
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"-Not at all. -Because when you get to know me..."
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"...you'll see that I'm a pretty good humanitarian."
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"You are doing a wonderful job, by the way."
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"-Thanks a lot. -Right? Am I right?"
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"Kramer, Kramer, come here, look at my new friend Kevin."
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"Oh, you got a little--"
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"-You got-- -Oh, yeah."
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"I just had two double-fudge sundaes."
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"Oh, are you all right?"
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"Yeah, I'll be okay."
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"You know, Jerry has one of those every time he bombs on stage."
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"I'm sure he'll be sharing his next one with Pam."
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"Oh, no, that won't last."
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"-What do you mean? -He's not gaga."
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"Let me tell you. That Jerry Lewis..."
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"...you wonder how people get to the top?"
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"It's ideas like this. Brilliant."
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"Look at this. What the hell happened?"
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"The whole side is damaged here, and the lock is broken."
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"-How long did you leave it there? -Five minutes."
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"What the hell happened here?"
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"Play the tape. Maybe we'll get a clue."
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"I have to rewind it first."
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"All right. All right."
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"Did anyone notice George's fingernails?"
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"Oh, my, yes, they look like they were eaten away by weevils."
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"It's kind of hot in here. Open the window."
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"Hey, what are you doing?"
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"Dear God!"
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"Is that it?"
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"-lt stopped dead. -What do you make of it?"
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"I don't know."
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"Jerry, can we talk?"
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"Kind of busy here."
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"-I'd like to talk to Jerry in private. -Why can't I stay?"
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"Because it doesn't concern you."
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"Well, if it doesn't concern me, then I can stay."
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"-So, what's on your mind? -It's Pam."
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"-Pam? What about Pam? -I love her, Jerry."
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"-You what? -I love her."
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"-ls that right? -Oh, she's-- She's real."
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"She can bring home the bacon and fry it in the pan."
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"-What does that mean? -Oh, and that voice."
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"-What about her name? -Pam? Oh, it's a beautiful name."
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"Pam."
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"Pam?"
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"Pam!"
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"-She's got really nice hair. -Oh, it's incredible."
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"Although, I might replace her tortoise clip..."
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"...with one of those velvet scrunchies. I love those."
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"You've got really specific tastes."
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"Oh, I know what I want, Jerry."
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"She got nice calves."
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"Oh, she's a dreamboat, but you don't like her."
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"Maybe I could. You're making some good points."
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"-No, you can't, Jerry. -But I might."
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"-Oh, no, you don't. -Why not?"
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"-The voice, the calves, the bacon. -What?"
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"I think I can. I even like the name Pam."
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"Pam. Pam."
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"So now he wants her more than ever."
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"Blast."
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"What am I gonna do, huh?"
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"Don't despair, my friend."
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"I won't allow your love to go unrequited, not like mine."
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"What, again with you?"
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"Sorry."
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"But love is a spice with many tastes..."
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"...a dizzying array of textures and moments."
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"If only I could say things like that around her."
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"Yes."
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"Well, I hear three distinct sounds:"
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"A low rumple..."
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"...followed by a metallic squink--"
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"Yes, yes, I heard the squink."
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"--followed by a mysterious galonk."
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"It's a real baffler, isn't it?"
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"Well, one question does come to mind."
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"Have you considered just asking them what happened to the briefcase?"
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"They would never tell me."
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"First of all, they probably think that I killed Susan."
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"Besides, I don't even think they like me."
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"That Pam. I am gaga over her."
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""Gaga"? When did that happen?"
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"Yesterday, 6-ish."
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"Well, maybe we should double. I'm pretty gaga myself."
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"You just met the guy yesterday."
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"Yeah, but we have a common goal."
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"A barren, sterile existence that ends when you die?"
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"Yeah."
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"You believe this guy doesn't wanna have kids?"
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"-Yeah, of course. -A guy will say anything to a woman."
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"Oh, please, he wouldn't say that."
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"Elaine, I once told a woman that I coined the phrase:"
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""Pardon my French.""
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"I once told a woman I don't eat cake because it goes right to my thighs."
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"Once told a woman I enjoy spending time with my family."
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"Your looks and my words will have built the perfect beast."
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"All right."
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"-Oh, hi, Kramer. -Hi, how are you?"
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"Hi, how are you?"
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"-I'm great. -I too am well."
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"I too am well."
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