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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Death of a Salesdude (S06E06)

"- Well, you know what I'd do?"
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"Poo in a plastic bag, flatten it out like a pancake,"
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"stick it in the freezer for a few hours."
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"You know how those bitches always leave their windows"
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"cracked open in the Rancho heat?"
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"You slide the poo disc through Jillian's window,"
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"and when she gets into her car after work,"
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"she's got a poo puddle waiting for her."
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"- That's insane, Bill."
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"- I've got a poo disc in the freezer, if you want it?"
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"- Oh, my gosh, I thought that was"
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"a Jimmy Dean breakfast sausage. - Nope."
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"- Superglue for a super bitch."
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"What up?"
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"- Jillian says she needs you"
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"to come tuck her napkin into her shirt."
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"- Of course, yes."
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"She asked me to tidy up as well, which I'm doing,"
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"and, also, I'm making a personal call to my father."
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"- Okay."
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"- Okay, bye."
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"Oh, shoot."
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"Ah!"
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"Ow! Ow! Ow!"
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"- Hey, buddy. A little medium raw, please."
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"- Loin is for closers only."
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"- It is. Loin's for closers."
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"There you go. Enjoy the loin."
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"Sorry, honey."
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"- Come on, man. They've all eaten."
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"There's, like, a ton of leftover loin."
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"- Mm, in fact, there's no leftover loin. Ders..."
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"[whispering] Know your place."
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"- Have you forgotten what's it's like to make a sale?"
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"- I don't remember anything before putting on this apron"
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"and getting the attention of a lifetime."
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"- Good luck with that."
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"Wow. - Bye!"
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"- [sighs]"
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"It's good to be back."
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"Hello, ma'am?"
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"Hi. Uh, my name's Anders Holmvik,"
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"and I'm calling to talk to you about your blobs. I--"
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"Sorry. I'm calling to talk to you about your knock-wobbles."
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"Sorry. I'm calling to talk to you"
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"about your chest bombs, ma'am,"
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"I mean--"
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"I'm just calling to talk to you about your tits."
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"[dial tone]"
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"Hello?"
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"You stupid, dumb dick."
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"Aah!"
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"Wait a second."
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"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes."
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"[bottle spraying] Just--"
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"[inhales sharply] You can do this."
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"It's not bad, actually."
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"- * He's insane"
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"- Hey, gals, got a tasty bit of trivia."
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"It turns out that, uh, Jillian here"
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"has quite the embarrassing tattoo."
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"- No, I--no, I don't. - Yes."
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"- You have a real tattoo?"
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"- You guys want-- you want to see it?"
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"- Yes. - Yeah!"
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"- All right, fine. I'll show you. Fine."
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"I'll show it to you too, Blake..."
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"- Oh, good. - Since you're so interested."
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"Ladies..."
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"can you unzip?"
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"- This ought to be real good."
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"Whoa. - Whoa!"
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"- It's big. - Jillian, that is badass."
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"I had no idea."
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"- No, it's not badass. It's embarrassing."
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"I wanted the same tat as my granddaddy,"
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"and I took the photo in to show the tattoo artist,"
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"and he just--he messed up, and he tattooed the whole photo."
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"- Polaroids are a throwback, and that means that is dope."
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"- Girl, you got a throwback back."
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"- You really think so? both: Yeah."
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"- You guys are dope. - You are."
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"- You're dope. [laughter]"
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"- Could you zip me up?"
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"Thanks, sisters."
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"Sister! [laughter]"
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"Did you come at me?"
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"I will fudging end you."
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"I will rip off your head and fudge it down your neck."
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"- Okay, all right, all right. All right, sorry."
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"[laughter]"
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"[phone dialing]"
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"[line trilling]"
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"- [exhales deeply]"
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"Hello, hi, uh, yes, uh, Mrs. Wilson?"
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"How are you?"
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"My name's Anders Holmvik, and I'm calling to tell you how"
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"how the Boobillow breast pillow rest"
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"is going to change your life."
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"I made a sale."
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"Phyllis Wilson--34F."
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"But I neutralized my sexuality, so I don't care."
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"- Is this true, Jillian?"
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"- Um, Phyllis Wilson, you said?"
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"Um, no, I made that sale this morning."
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"He's a liar. - No, I'm not."
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"I'm not lying, okay? I have nothing to lie about."
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"- Yeah, I, like, almost cared for two seconds."
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"- [chuckles] Right? - No, no."
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"But I sprayed the stuff, so I can't feel a thing."
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"- Did you feel that?"
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"- No. Not down there."
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"But, yeah."
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"Yeah, up here."
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"- One! Two!"
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"all: Three! Four! Five! - Aah!"
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"Oh! Aah!"
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"[chuckles] I cramped up there."
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"- Very good, Adam."
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"That's very strong. - Very strong. Thank you."
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