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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Death of a Salesdude (S06E06)

"- All right, listen up, everybody."
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"Sales of the Boobillow have been so amazing"
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"that I just signed a contract with FemCo"
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"to sell their products exclusively."
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"Which means these kick-ass office changes are permanent!"
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"[women cheering] - Oh, my God!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"- Hey, psst. - Jesus."
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"- Come on in here."
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"Go. He's coming. He's coming. - I know. Okay."
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"- These women have to be stopped, all right?"
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"I can't take this anymore. - It's true, man."
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"Jillian is a monster."
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"Mere seconds ago, she told me she wanted to butt-fudge me"
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"in the mouth or something."
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"I don't know. - Ow! Ow, my eyes! They hurt!"
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"They hurt from how ugly you are when you complain."
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"This is, like, an amazing time to be a man."
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"Finally we get "oogled" and ogled"
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"and--and get sexualized."
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"- I mean, he did always love that."
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"- Yeah, but he also loved sales."
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"- Guys, women rule the world,"
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"and it's time that we accept that."
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"Let's be on the right side of histor-she."
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"- No. - What did you just say?"
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"- Histor-she. - No, no, no, no, no."
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"That is not the word."
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"It is his-story. - Adam..."
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"- [grunts] Miss Murphy, I got you"
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"a warm, steaming travel mug"
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"of Darjeeling Limited Edition Tazo tea."
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"- Yeah, you can just put that down anywhere, Adam."
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"[tray clatters]"
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"- What's going on here? Is he assaulting you?"
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"Do I need to frickin' throw down right now?"
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"Is that what I need to do?"
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"- Okay, cut it out, Adam."
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"Gil is my new assistant."
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"- [laughing]"
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"[stammering]"
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"What kind of massaging are you even doing, Gil?"
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"You don't even know massaging. What kind of massaging is that?"
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"- Foot."
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"- That makes sense."
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"I thought I was your number one."
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"- Yeah, well, right now you're acting like a number two."
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"[soothing traditional Asian music playing]"
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"- Was that a poop joke?"
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"[dramatic music] - Yep."
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"- [squeals]"
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"[ice clacking]"
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"- I got to say something."
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"Yeah, yeah. - No, do it."
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"- [clears throat] Ahem! Ahem!"
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"I wanted to just say something to the women of this office,"
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"and that is that I think things need to change,"
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"if that's okay."
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"[laughter] - No, no, no, he's right."
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"Because the way you are treating us is like used meat,"
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"and we're not meat."
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"We're men... with feelings."
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"Treat us thusly."
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"- Whoops."
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"Oh, I dropped my popcorn."
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"I guess you guys are gonna have to come pick it up."
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"- Yeah, whoo! - Pick it all up."
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"[laughter and cat-calling]"
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"- It's not gonna do it itself."
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"Oh, missed a spot."
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"- We haven't even started, Jillian."
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"- Oh, hey, would it be easier"
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"if you took your tops off?"
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"[women cheer]"
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"- Show me your titties! [sad music]"
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"[women cheer]"
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"all: Unbutton your buttons!"
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"Unbutton your buttons! Unbutton your buttons!"
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"Unbutton your buttons! Unbutton your buttons!"
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"- Stand up! Cover yourselves!"
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"What is wrong with you women?"
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"For days, we've been held down by the matriarchy..."
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"which is a word I recently looked up,"
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"and it means when women control things."
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"We are not gonna stand by"
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"and be harassed and controlled by you..."
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"'cause men are invaluable,"
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"and we should be treated as such."
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"[buttons pop]"
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"[women gasp, cheer]"
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"- No! No! That wasn't-- I'm not a piece of meat!"
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"I'm not a piece of meat!"
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"Just as women..."
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"burned bras in the '70s to be hot,"
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"I shall burn this Boobillow for men's rights!"
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"To infinity and beyond!"
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"Men rule. Men-- - Whoa!"
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"[all shouting]"
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"- Fire! - Fire!"
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"- Fire! Watch it!"
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"- [screaming]"
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"- Where's Sigourney?"
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"- Oh, she's still in there! Oh, my God, where's Sigourney?"
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"- All right, women, shut up and stand back."
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"Heroism is man business."
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"- That's right-- shut up and stand--stand back"
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"and--and grab on to your tampon string."
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"- Yeah, everybody shut up,"
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"'cause the men are about to s-save the day."
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"- Yeah. Here we go. - Save the day."
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"- That's what we're gonna do. - All right, save the day!"
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"- Men doing men stuff! - We got this."
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"- All right. - Whoa!"
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"[fire alarm bell ringing]"
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"- Be careful."
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"- Everyone's out. Everyone's safe."
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"- Guys? - Sigourney?"
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"- Help!"
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"- Oh, thank God."
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"- My beautiful boys are in there! Save them!"
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