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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Death of a Salesdude (S06E06)

"- So do you want us to get on the phones now or...?"
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"- No. But I am going to sleep better at night,"
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"knowing that you can't have children now."
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"- Ooh."
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"- Okay, Alice."
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"Hello. Excuse me."
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"- I need my first cup of coffee ever, immediately."
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"- Blake, you heard her. Go get some coffee."
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"- Are we gonna get those leads anytime soon?"
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"- Go fetch, Stretch. Move it."
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"- Okay, Alice, hey, real quick,"
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"I know that Jillian is on the phones now,"
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"so you will need a new assistant, right?"
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"- You know what? Fine. I will think about it."
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"But for now, you're a floater."
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"- Ew. Was that a poop joke?"
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"- No, of course not. - [sighs]"
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"Okay, good, 'cause just know that I hate poop jokes."
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"All right, this is working out great so far."
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"- Hey, gals, check out my new assistant."
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"- Oh, hey, uh, is it garbage day?"
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"'Cause, uh, it looks like someone took the junk"
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"out of your pants."
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"[laughter]"
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"- But, hey, peep that caboose."
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"- Oh. - Ooh."
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"- Oops. - Uh-oh."
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"- Whoopsy-daisy. Could you get it for me, Blake?"
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"- Of course. Of course. - Thanks, Blake."
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"- [grunts]"
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"- Ooh. Okay, turn, so I can see."
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"Turn, turn, yeah. Turn--And pivot."
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"- Oh, yeah. - That's where it's at."
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"[laughter] - Lower."
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"- Excuse me?"
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"- Lower. - Yeah."
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"- And now in. - In?"
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"- Yeah. In, but down."
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"No, no, no, spread the legs more."
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"Spread as much as you can. - I'm--Yeah, that's about--"
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"- And now just-- and now just [bleep] it."
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"- Okay. - Now just [bleep] the ground."
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"- Okay. - Pop it! Pop it!"
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"Pop it and dip it in! In! In!"
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"In!"
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"I'm done. - What?"
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"- You can leave now. - All right, sorry."
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"- [chuckles] Hello, ladies, got some hot, fresh leads for you."
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"- Oh, yeah, for us?"
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"'Cause we do your job now, right?"
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"- Anyway, if you guys ever wanted any pointers, sisters,"
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"feel free to bend my ear, and--"
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"- Oh, please enlighten us."
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"- Yeah, that'd be great."
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"- Make a sa-- Oh, cool, yeah."
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"I'll make a sale. Yeah, I mean-- - Oh, yeah, come on."
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"- Yeah, I want to see that. See what you got."
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"- Watch how it's done. - We haven't been able to."
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"- Yeah, okay, can I call Marcia? Is that cool?"
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"- Yeah, Marcia's next."
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"- I'm actually not getting a dial tone."
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"That's weird."
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"- Could be because you're not a salesman, bitch."
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"Now get!"
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"[laughter]"
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"- You didn't even plug it in? - No, it wasn't plugged in."
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"- [all speaking at once]"
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"[laughter]"
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"- Good afternoon, ladies!"
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"Chocolate for you, chocolate for you."
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"Sorry about the new attire."
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"I spilled a little coffee on myself."
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"Had to borrow a spare from my main man, Rob."
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"Ooh!"
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"Hey, just let me know if you need anything from me"
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"using my strength or my muscles."
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"Fresh mail. Hot off the boat. - Thank you."
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"- Hey, I know what you're thinking--"
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""Is this guy Alice Murphy assistant material?""
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"Well, I'm about to prove to you that I would."
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"Excuse me, sales angels!"
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"I've arranged a special beef tenderloin lunch"
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"that I will be serving myself in the break room at noon."
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"Who's hungry? Thank you."
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"Thank you very much. Thank you."
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"Thank you very much. Thank you."
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"If you feed 'em at work, they won't take an hour for lunch."
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"- Oh, I never suspected you had a brain."
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"- I just want to use my muscles and my mind"
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"and open up shop right here and be your number-one guy,"
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"using my muscles and my mind."
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"- All right, well, I'll think about it."
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"But for now, let's just keep you at my, like, number-20 guy."
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"- I'll live with that."
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"- Ah, these women, my gosh."
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"Can't live with 'em, can't..."
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"[urine splashing] [sighs]"
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"Have sex with 'em, 'cause they don't like me."
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"Whatever."
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"- Hey, Blake."
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"- Jillian?"
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"- Keep "potty-ing.""
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"Hey, you know what I was thinking?"
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"You would look so much prettier"
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"if you wore your hair up in a bun."
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"Oh, the nape of your neck is so elegant."
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"You know what, Blake?"
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"I like a man bun..."
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"Up top and on bottom."
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"- [gasps]"
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"- So shake-a da wee-wee off-a da pee-pee"
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"and go get me a coffee."
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"[moans]"
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"- She gone?"
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"- Who's in here?"
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"[toilet flushes]"
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"- You can't stand for that bull[bleep]!"
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"It's time to fight back for men's rights."
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"- I can't fight a woman, Bill."
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"She'd kick my ass."
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