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Clips from Family Guy - 80's Guy (S20E20)
"♪ It seems today that all you see ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ But where are those good old‐fashioned values ♪"
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"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"♪ All the things that make us ♪"
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"♪ Laugh and cry ♪"
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
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"Welcome to tumbling class."
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"Moms, please enjoy,"
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"while dads grumble about how much the class costs."
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"240 bucks for a mat and a room."
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"Now let's all gather 'round"
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"because Stewie is gonna do a somersault."
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"(grunting)"
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"(groans) Nailed it."
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"Well, that's basically fine, and I don't honestly care,"
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"so unless there's an unexpected appearance from a rival baby..."
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"Perhaps I could take a shot."
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"‐(gasps) ‐It's Doug!"
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"That's Stewie's rival."
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"What are you doing here, Doug?"
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"Eh, thought I'd give this tumbling thing a try."
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"So what do I do, just fall down"
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"like literally anyone affected by gravity?"
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"Um, there's a bit more to it than that."
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"One can't just show up and hope to execute,"
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"say, a perfect somers..."
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"Oh, oh, he's very good!"
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"(cheering)"
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"Hmm. Something like that?"
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"‐Wow! ‐Now that's tumbling!"
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"Boys can be good at this till nine, then the whispers start."
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"Calm down, it wasn't that great."
Family Guy
"Stewie, give Doug your shirt and overalls."
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"He's my son now."
Family Guy
"ANNOUNCER: We now return to Christopher Nolan's Tenet."
Family Guy
"I'm already completely lost."
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"Dad, can I ask you something about girls?"
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"Are you wearing a wire?"
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"There's a girl in my class I have a crush on,"
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"and I can't get her to notice me."
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"Ah, now I understand."
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"Lucky for you, there's a bunch of old movies"
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"on this very subject."
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"Here. Sixteen Candles."
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"Can't Buy Me Love, Say Anything..."
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"all on very inconvenient VHS."
Family Guy
"VHS? What do those letters stand for?"
Family Guy
"That information has been lost to history."
Family Guy
"Anyway, Chris, just watch these movies"
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"and do what the 28‐year‐old teenagers do."
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"I guess I could try."
Family Guy
"After all, they tried to do Superman in Boston once."
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"I've noticed that you're never around when Superman's here."
Family Guy
"Are... are you Superman?"
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"What is ya, wacked in the head?"
Family Guy
"I'm Clahk. Plain ol' Clahk."
Family Guy
"Okay, back to our Boston newspaper job."
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"‐(phone rings) ‐Spotlight."
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"What?!"
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"(gasping, murmuring)"
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"Show‐and‐tell time."
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"Finally a chance to reclaim my honor"
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"after that whole tumbling fiasco."
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"Next up for show‐and‐tell: Stewie."
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"Hello, everyone."
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"This is a weird seashell"
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"that kind of looks like female genitalia"
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"that my dad likes."
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"Lois, where's my she shell?"
Family Guy
"Oh, Stewie took it to show‐and‐tell."
Family Guy
"Well, I hope no one puts it to their ear."
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"Incredible, right?"
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"(yawns)"
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"Thank you, Stewie."
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"And, so you know, many middle‐aged women have seashells"
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"in their powder rooms."
Family Guy
"Okay, next up is Doug."
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"Hello, gang,"
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"and have I got some show‐and‐tell for you."
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"This is a ticket stub from a PG movie"
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"that I got to see in the theater..."
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"alone."
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"KIDS: Wow!"
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"Also, I've been on a Disney cruise."
Family Guy
"Hey, who's this in the picture with Moana?"
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"(chuckles): Oh, me? Huh."
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"‐KID: No way! ‐KID 2: Moana is famously agoraphobic."
Family Guy
"Yes, but she's managing it day by day,"
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"thanks to CBD oil."
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"This cruise was a big step for her."
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"Okay, I think we can all agree that"
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"these are very lame show‐and‐tell..."
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"And finally, a piece of candy from the London airport."
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"(gasps) Aw, a Lion Bar?"
Family Guy
"I'm sorry, did I say "a piece of candy"?"
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"More like British candy for the whole class!"
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"Drumstick Squashies and rose‐flavored wine gums"
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"‐for everyone! ‐(cheering)"
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"Hello, Show‐and‐Tell National Championships"
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"in DeKalb, Illinois, I have a nominee for you."
Family Guy
"Dammit. I'm sick of being one‐upped by Doug."
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"Hurts."
Family Guy
"It hurts worse than a trip to the barber shop."
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"(screaming)"
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"This is what babies think happens at haircuts!"
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"(knocking)"
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"Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Burbeck."
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"Do you have a daughter named Jennifer,"
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"who is currently smeared across Highway 9?"
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"Joe, it's us."
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"Oh, sorry. That's my next stop."
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"Peter, your son was lurking outside a classmate's window"
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"with this boom box, playing Peter Gabriel."
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"He's being charged with felony stalking."
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"I also tried to use science to make a sex slave"
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"from a magazine photo."
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"Oh, this is horrifying!"
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