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Clips from Family Guy - 80's Guy (S20E20)

"‐Actually, it's the '80s. ‐What?"
Family Guy
"Well, it appears that someone has exposed your son"
Family Guy
"to the very problematic teen films of the 1980s."
Family Guy
"Peter, tell me it wasn't you."
Family Guy
"Honestly, Lois, I have no idea."
Family Guy
"My brain can't even think thoughts no more"
Family Guy
"‐'cause of the Internet. ‐Ugh, that's it."
Family Guy
"From now on, you are an outside Peter."
Family Guy
"Go on! Get!"
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"(kissing noises) Outside!"
Family Guy
"(grunts)"
Family Guy
"Go to your Peter house. Go to your Peter house!"
Family Guy
"(thunder crashes)"
Family Guy
"God, look at Doug over there,"
Family Guy
"throwing a Frisbee with the kindergarteners"
Family Guy
"and a shorter‐than‐average first‐grader."
Family Guy
"‐Thinks he's so cool. ‐Yup."
Family Guy
"There must be some way I can finally one‐up that guy,"
Family Guy
"and you're clearly looking for cat turds right now."
Family Guy
"Yup. Y‐‐ Huh? Wait, uh, wait."
Family Guy
"‐(sniffs) Aw, gum. ‐Help me out, man."
Family Guy
"I need something to win back everyone's attention."
Family Guy
"Wait, I know!"
Family Guy
"What if I flip my eyelids inside out?"
Family Guy
"Show everyone what a freak I am."
Family Guy
"Huh? I could carve this out."
Family Guy
"Right? This could be my thing."
Family Guy
"I don't think so, Stewie."
Family Guy
"All right, well what if I just, like, do Doug's mom?"
Family Guy
"Uh... Y‐‐ I‐I mean, yeah, yeah, that‐‐"
Family Guy
"I mean, that would... that would pretty much do it."
Family Guy
"Awesome! How do you dial a phone or have sex?"
Family Guy
"Or stand up without using your hands?"
Family Guy
"Let me tell you something, Brian..."
Family Guy
"(wind whistles)"
Family Guy
"Oh, no!"
Family Guy
"You said it, relatively‐short‐first‐grader."
Family Guy
"That Frisbee is way up there."
Family Guy
"I'm too scared to climb up that high."
Family Guy
"Me, too, average‐height‐kindergartener."
Family Guy
"That jungle gym dates back to the 1930s,"
Family Guy
"when the lives of children were expendable."
Family Guy
"Someone would have to be crazy to climb up there."
Family Guy
"STEWIE: I'll do it."
Family Guy
"What?"
Family Guy
"I'll climb up there and get that Frisbee."
Family Guy
"Doug may be afraid, but I'm not."
Family Guy
"Just give me a day to get prepared and gear up,"
Family Guy
"and at sunrise tomorrow, I will climb up there"
Family Guy
"and retrieve that Frisbee."
Family Guy
"Or we can ask Spider‐Man to do it."
Family Guy
"He came to my birthday party. I know him."
Family Guy
"That wasn't the real Spider‐Man. That was your dad."
Family Guy
"We could see his hernia popping through the suit."
Family Guy
"Hey, Tyler!"
Family Guy
"Heard Spider‐Man had a pretty good time at your party."
Family Guy
"Don't mind me, Brian. Just pushing the edge."
Family Guy
"Hmm."
Family Guy
"14 zippers, if you must know,"
Family Guy
"but it's not about my pants, Brian."
Family Guy
"It's about my fearlessness and pants."
Family Guy
"Now, I need to plan out"
Family Guy
"every last inch of my climb tomorrow."
Family Guy
"If I do this right, I'm gonna be remembered forever,"
Family Guy
"like 9/11 was for a few years."
Family Guy
"You're just climbing a jungle gym."
Family Guy
"‐It's not a big deal. ‐Not a big deal?"
Family Guy
"I pull this off, I go down in history!"
Family Guy
"Like my ancestor: The Guy Who Was Hanged Next to Nathan Hale."
Family Guy
"I regret that I have but one life to give for my country."
Family Guy
"If you kill me, I'm gonna immediately void."
Family Guy
"All over here. All over here."
Family Guy
"You, historian, write down both our things."
Family Guy
"Hey, Lois, how about we get a little three‐way going?"
Family Guy
"‐You, me and the seashell? ‐Oh, forget it, Peter."
Family Guy
"After that whole thing with the '80s movies,"
Family Guy
"I'm very upset with you."
Family Guy
"Well, can you use that anger in the sex?"
Family Guy
"No, Peter, your '80s nostalgia isn't funny anymore."
Family Guy
"It's tired and worn out, and borderline dangerous."
Family Guy
"I mean, those old references just don't play"
Family Guy
"‐the same in today's world. ‐What you talkin' 'bout, Lois?"
Family Guy
"This! This is exactly what I'm talking about!"
Family Guy
"When are you gonna let the '80s go?"
Family Guy
"Never! The '80s will always be the best decade."
Family Guy
"And I'm confident"
Family Guy
"that non‐whites and women would agree with that."
Family Guy
"Everyone else, too. And I'm gonna prove it."
Family Guy
"Family! Come here conveniently fast, please!"
Family Guy
"What is it, Peter?"
Family Guy
"I have decided to prove to you all"
Family Guy
"that the '80s are still relevant and hilarious."
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"‐But they're not. ‐And in keeping with the wonderful 1980s,"
Family Guy
"I'm gonna go upstairs and drill a hole in the wall"
Family Guy
"to watch girls shower."
Family Guy
"Peter, in addition to that being wildly problematic,"
Family Guy
"you can't just drill a hole in a structural wall."
Family Guy
"Do you even know how to do that?"
Family Guy
"Okay, that's one drywall bit, one masonry bit,"
Family Guy
"one spur point bit, one tile bit,"
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"one drill with a hammer action setting,"
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"one wire detector, one stud finder,"
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"and one grease pencil."
Family Guy
"Sounds like someone's drilling a hole in the wall"
Family Guy
"to watch girls shower."
Family Guy
"‐Oh, big time. ‐Did you pull a permit?"
Family Guy
"City hall's next."
Family Guy
"BOTH: Nice!"
Family Guy
"♪ I'm all right ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Nobody worry about me. ♪"
Family Guy
"(splattering)"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God! What did you do?"
Family Guy
"He was supposed to get away."
Family Guy
"It was gonna be harmless '80s fun."
Family Guy
"You killed the gopher!"
Family Guy
"‐He's all right? ‐No! He's not all right!"
Family Guy
"We're all gonna get laid?"
Family Guy
"Dammit, Peter!"
Family Guy
"Stop saying blandly upbeat things from the movie!"
Family Guy
"This has to stop!"
Family Guy
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