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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Three and a Half Men (S04E04)

"Karl!"
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"Get back here, man. We got you a new scene."
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"- What do you mean "shut up on set"? - We got another scene. Come on!"
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"There's a hot dog stand right here. This is like a... it's a..."
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"It's a miracle. What are we do... okay. Yeah."
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"Follow the dick-less loser. All right. Sure."
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"Okay. I'm gonna go low."
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"- You guys just walk in. - Okay."
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"- What is this place? - Whoo!"
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"It is a dog-eat-dog world, baby."
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"How much for all your dogs? Half stack, quarter stack?"
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"- What we talking stack-wise? - What the hell's a stack?"
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"What is a stack? It's like, um... Blake?"
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"You're joining us now at the Na San Thai massage parlor,"
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"where our friend Karl is going to get..."
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"Come on."
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"Going to get his final hand job."
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"Let's see how he's doing."
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"Psst. Hey, buddy."
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"- Hmm? - Hey. How are you?"
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"Good. She's gonna Jack me off."
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"- That's awesome. - Yes. It's extra to watch."
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"- No, we're good. - Yes. You pay extra."
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"- That's just... that's bizarre. - There's my guy."
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"Mmm, slurping it down, my baby."
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"Line me up. Four more doggies. Naked, no bun. Let's do this."
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"You just ate four."
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"I've eaten 97. You're gonna see me enter the century club."
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"That's not healthy for you, kid."
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"Okay, you know... that's... You're a hot dog vendor, man."
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"You should be, like, on my side."
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"Hot dogs are healthy, okay?"
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"Just 'cause, like, cows, they eat carrots,"
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"and I eat hot dogs, therefore I'm gonna have"
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"the type of eyes that eagles have!"
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"And you're out of ketchup. Jeez, man!"
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"Learn how to run a business."
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"Luckily, I brought my own."
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"Take what you want. Take whatever you want!"
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"I mean, it's like nobody respects the healing power ot dof hs!"
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"Wh... what... what specifically are you going to do with your juicy new dong?"
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"Definitely wash it every day with..."
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"caress daily silky body wash..."
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"- And, uh... Yeah, and a loofah probably. - Mm-hmm."
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"Which has always been a dream of mine, but, you know,"
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"it just would get kind of lost in the bubbles."
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"Oh, it sounds like our good friend Karl"
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"- is about to bust his last final nut. - That was quick."
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"- Why don't we join him... - Hey, um,"
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"I'm sorry. I don't mean to eavesdrop,"
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"but I could have swore I heard you say something"
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"about washing my penis with something called a loofah?"
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"Yes, and caress daily silky body wash."
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"- Nice, nice. - Silky, yes."
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"Oh... oh, okay. Now, see, Blake, that's where we're thinking a little different."
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"You know, you can't wash my penis."
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"It's never been washed. It doesn't respond well to soap and water, all right?"
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"It's very well seasoned, like a cast-iron pan."
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"If anything, you just put a moist towel on it and then hit it with a lot of sand."
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"Oh, no. I'm... I'd never do that."
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"I'm not washing m... My dick with sand."
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"No! You're gonna wash my dick with some sand."
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"Right, but we're talking about the future now"
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"when it's on my body, so it's my dick."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. It's still on my body, Blake."
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"- Is everything okay? - Jodi, back off!"
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"All right? He's gonna ruin my dick!"
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"- He's gonna wash it without sand! - It's not his dick."
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"It's my dick! Jodi, what'd you do back there?"
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"Pull his brains out of his ass?"
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"Oh, no. It's extra!"
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"Jodi, stay out of it!"
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"♪ I've ♪"
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"♪ Been lookin' for ♪"
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"♪ A lover, baby ♪"
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"♪ Just like you ♪"
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"♪ Ju-Just like you ♪"
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"♪ Now I ♪"
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"Ders, you got to film this! Hang on one second. Ders!"
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"Oh, really? Well, why don't you tell me"
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"how you're gonna self-sex yourself then?"
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"I'm probably gonna cut a little hole in a seedless watermelon,"
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"microwave it for 30 seconds, and fuck the shit out of it."
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"You don't bang fruit!"
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"- That's not gonna... - Ders, Ders, Ders, Ders!"
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"- Ow. - I need the spyfocals out here."
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"Oh, my God! I'm out there just gobbling dogs like a champ, right,"
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"- and then that hot assistant... - Adam, stop!"
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"I'm not filming you anymore, okay?"
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"This is the movie. Your movie sucks."
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"This movie's rad. I'm filming them."
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"I got some tension building, so just sit down or something."
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"Uh-oh. Not a real gun. Do you have an exit in the back?"
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"{pub}Hey, guys. I'm sorry about that back there."
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"I've been thinking about it a lot,"
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"and I would like to be part of this half of the film as well."
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"I did some research online, and I kind of want to show you"
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"how the surgery's gonna go through a visual demonstration"
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"that I'm gonna show the both of you for the documentary."
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"- Cool. - All right. Okay."
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"- Adam's on board. This is great, man. - All right!"
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"I'm part of the team now."
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"- I'm gonna roll on this. - Okay."
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"This is you right here, and I gave you a big ol'penis."
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"I gave you a big one, and here's what you're gonna want to hope happens."
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"One quick snip,"
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"and your penis is off,"
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"and then... and then you put it on Blake,"
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"but that's not usually what happens."
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"What's going to happen, more than likely, 'cause I've done my research..."
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"The doctor's drunk, right? He comes in. He's just like, "Let me get a little...""
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""Oh, gosh. Oh!" And he's slipping,"
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"and the anesthesia hasn't kicked in fully."
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"- Oh, my... - So you're feeling it all,"
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"and he's like, "Oh, no! What's happening?""
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"And inside your brain's just going, "Oh, God! He's cutting my penis!"
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""Oh! He slit the side of it! Oh, it's all n...""
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"Now the doctor's freaking out, right?"
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"The doctor's freaking out. "I got to hide the evidence!""
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"- Oh, no. No. - No, it's not gonna get..."
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