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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Three and a Half Men (S04E04)

"- Cool. - We look cool."
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"- Yeah, it looks very magical. - What are you doing?"
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"- Sorry. It's work. - Nothing."
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"Why would we even be doing anything?"
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"I thought you were watching porn or whatever."
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"- Wow. - Ew. What?"
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"Like naked stuff? Like butts?"
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"Oh, you thought we were gonna watch,"
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"like, a dude gaping out a woman with his penis."
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"You're disgusting."
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"- Ew. - Alice is a freak."
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"It's not porno, okay?"
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"It's a video that we made for our rap group"
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"- called "The Wizards." - Sounds lame."
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"But you guys do know how to edit, huh?"
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"Yeah. We're not old people, so..."
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"All right. Here's the deal."
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"T.A.C. needs a new orientation video,"
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"and this company is, like, raping me on the price,"
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"but if you guys could do it for less..."
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"We'll do it for three stacks."
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"What is that?"
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"You don't even know stacks?"
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"Oh, my... There's a generational gap here."
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"Blake, tell her what stacks are."
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"Well, I used to subscribe to The Source, so, um,"
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"Dr. Dre once said, "stack is a, like, $50...$500.""
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"- So stacks... Yeah. - So three stacks would be..."
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"You know..."
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"I'll give you 300 bucks or zilch."
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"- That's cool. - Okay, great."
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"- I'll email you the script. - Great. Cool."
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"- Dude... - Nice!"
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"- This is gonna be fun. - Hey, stack of cash."
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"- Great. All right! - Stack."
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"- Let's watch that other video. - Yeah."
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"- The other video. - Here we go."
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"Ooh, man. It's like she's playing jazz music"
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"- with that gentleman's penis. - Yeah."
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"♪ Jazz ja-ja-jazz ja-ja-jazz ♪"
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"Why do they call that dude the Scatman?"
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"- Ew! - Oh! - Oh!"
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"This is incredible. Look it..."
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"The script says the word "synergy" like 11 times."
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"Synergy."
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"What is that, like... The devil's energy drink?"
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"- Aw. - Yeah!"
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"- That was good, right? - I didn't like it."
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"Also, Ders, could you back the fuck up with those cam glasses?"
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"First of all, they're called "spyfocals.""
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"Second of all..."
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"These bad boys are going to chae the way people see movies."
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"Finally, the audience will be able to see what man sees!"
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"How man sees, you know?"
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"All right. All right."
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"- Easy, Jim Cameron. - Yeah."
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"I'm pretty sure they already used that P.O.V. style in porno."
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"Street blow jobs. You've seen it. We've seen it."
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"- We've watched it together. - I love it. - Hey!"
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"You guys said you needed lighting for your movie,"
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"so I brought a lava, strobe, black light."
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"- Oh. - Hell, yeah."
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"None of those sound very helpful."
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"- Spyfocals? - Yeah."
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"Oh, my God, you guys are shooting POV pornog, huh?"
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"- No... - That's what we were just saying. - No, no. Don't tell me. I love surprises."
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"- Okay. - I shouldn't have to say this."
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"We're not filming a porno."
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"Well, we might have to, because I don't want to shoot Alice's dumb, stupid script."
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"It's really dumb. It's really stupid."
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"I think we should do our own original idea, man."
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"Okay, yes. No. We're gonna do our movie."
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"Not Alice's. Not a porno."
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"- Okay, well... - But we're gonna take it to T.A.C."
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"People'll be like, "Oh, my God. You guys made that?""
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"And we'll be like, "Yeah, stupid." Next step, Sundance!"
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"- Whoa! - Ooh."
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"Where chicks ski down mountains with their boobs out."
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"- True story. - That's a real thing that happens."
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"- At Sundance. - I heard Sandra Bullock got carpal tunnel syndrome"
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"from ski-poling the Coen brothers."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah. That's... you know, you know that action. Like..."
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"- Sundance. - Yeah. Cool three-way. - That's at Sundance."
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"- That's cool that it's, like, a film festival. - Yeah."
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"I always thought it was, like, a dance that you took your mom to,"
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"and I did that. I've already been there. I've done that. Junior prom."
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"- No, no. It's not that. - My mom gets low, dude."
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"- She's got a body on her. - My mom's body fucking rules."
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"So it's two best friends, and one has been wrongly imprisoned."
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"- That's cool. - But the movie is really about the wife banging all the friends..."
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"And that is another porno! Dang it."
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"Look, we just gotta think of something that stands out..."
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"A story about people."
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"Like, what about, like, a... A documentary?"
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"Like Super Size Me."
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"- You saw Super Size Me? - Oh, no. Mm-mm."
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"But when that movie came out, they cancelled supersizing,"
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"so I started getting a number one and chicken selects."
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"But when they went back to supersizing, so did I."
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"And now my body was addicted to the selects,"
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"therefore transforming my tight, slender, taut bod into this monstrosity!"
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"Just want to rip you off! Want to rip you off!"
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"You stupid fat!"
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"Stop, man! You're gonna bruise it again. You know that."
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"- Stop. - I hate myself."
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"I hate myself and my body, but..."
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"I think that this can reverse the effects, right?"
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"Okay? And it can be about health foods that dudes like to eat,"
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"such as hot dogs."
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"We could call it a "dog-umentary.""
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"Exactly."
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"They have all the carrots inside of them that the cows ate,"
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"making them super, ultra nutritious, right?"
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"They're made from cow buttholes."
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"I will eat 1,000 hot dogs in one week,"
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"finally answering the question,"
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""are hot dogs as healthy as they say,"
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"or are they just okay for you?""
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"- Nope. - No. Sounds stupid."
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"- Dumb. An hour of that? - Oh, Blake. That sounds stupid?"
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