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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Three and a Half Men (S04E04)

"You... he's... don't listen to him."
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"Your dick gonna get chewed."
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"Hey! Hey! Don't you dare listen to this bro-life propaganda."
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"I don't know, that could happen. I did my research."
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"It's poppycock is what it is."
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"I don't even know. I don't know anymore."
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"I mean, I-I don't even know if I'm bro-choice, dude."
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"You can't back out now, man!"
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"All right? I've already made so many plans with the new penis, all right?"
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"I've already got an appointment over at sears."
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"I'm gonna take some very, very tasteful nudes,"
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"and I don't want to jinx it, but they might be our Christmas card."
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"You got a choice to make."
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"You either keep your dick, or you keep your friend."
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"- You pick your dick. - I don't know."
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"- How am I supposed to decide that? - Think about it!"
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"- You make... what? - Keep your dick."
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"Karl, here's $100 from our budget, if you do it."
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"- Oh, hell, yeah. - Thank you."
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"That's great. $100."
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"Have you ever seen this amount of money in your life?"
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"Best of luck in there, pal."
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"Thank you, Ders. Thank you."
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"No. Thank you, Karl."
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"I can't wait to have... your dick."
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"You're gonna love it."
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"First day of the rest of my life."
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"Okay. So you know that I don't support this in any way, right?"
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"- Yeah. - But I really hope you don't die on me, man."
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"Thank you, Adam."
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"I'd like to get hard for one last time."
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"- Yeah. - Makes sense."
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"All right, boys. Let's give him a little space here."
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"Mom from Home Improvement."
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"Mother from Home Improvement."
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"Oh, she's so freakin' hot."
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"Oh."
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"Wow. Holy moly."
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"Jill Taylor. She'll chub you."
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"Hidy ho, patients! Karl, you're fully prepped."
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"Let's get you into surgery."
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"Okay."
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"Dead dick walking!"
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"- You can back out now! - It's gonna be yours."
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"- I'll be right back. - Okay."
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"♪ I've ♪"
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"♪ Been looking for ♪"
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"♪ A lover, baby ♪"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"I can't believe this is happening."
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"This is real life right now. Oh, I'm so glad you're here."
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"I go everywhere Dr. Johnson goes."
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"Ah, well, how about we go where my Dr. Johnson is?"
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"In my boxer briefs..."
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"Except for I'm not wearing any right now, 'cause I'm out of detergent,"
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"so I didn't even do any laundry."
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"God, as soon as I met you,"
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"I knew we were gonna be sucking each other's dicks."
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"Totally."
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"Oh, wait. Oh, hold on."
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"Wait. Sucking each other's..."
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"I-I'm one of Dr. Johnson's patients as well as his assistant."
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"I'm female to male transgender,"
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"so I haven't gotten my boobs removed yet,"
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"but downstairs, it's New Dick City."
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"Yeah! New Dick... New Dick City?"
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"- Yeah. - Yeah. New Jack City."
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"I love that movie, but I don't know if I would see new dick city as a film."
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"I don't know if that's up my alley 'cause, you know, I'm not into..."
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"I'm not into dudes."
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"Oh, I... the way you were eating those hot dogs, I just..."
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"It was a homosexual way to eat hot dogs. Yeah. I didn't know that."
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"- I just thought it was, like... - Wow."
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"- Just trying to protein-load. - I-I really thought you were into me."
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"I'm into you. Like, as a... as a bro."
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"We are bros. We are friends."
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"- Okay. - Since these are going away,"
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"you mind if I just get a... Just a bro... bro squeeze?"
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"Bro, go for it, bro."
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"- As a dude. As a bro thing. - Mm-hmm. Totally."
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"- It's a bro thing. Wow! - Yeah."
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"Those are squishier than I remember."
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"- Yeah. They're squishy. - Yeah."
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"It's been a while since I've jiggled one."
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"Dude, check this out."
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"I'm editing the scene right now that's going to get us into Sundance."
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"Awesome. Awesome. Yeah, yeah."
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"I mean, I already have my threesome picked out."
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"- Uh, Joseph Gordon-Levitt... - Nice."
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"Olivia Munn..."
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"- Awesome. - And Manny Pacquiao."
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"Wait, that's three people. What are... where are you?"
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"Oh, I watch."
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"My man. All right. Why don't you watch this?"
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"I'm telling you, it's awesome."
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"You're such a great penis, but I promised you to my braj."
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"And don't you give him no lip now, okay?"
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"Wave to your daddy now."
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"Point to your daddy now."
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"Now just go on, now! Get!"
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"Just go on, now, get."
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"♪ I'm cuttin' my dick off"
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"Wait! Don't cut this man's dick off."
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"Well, I was halfway through, but I guess I could sew it back on."
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"Yeah."
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"Do that."
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"Ladies, let's turn this train around. Give me a set of tweezers."
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"Let's reattach this man's shaft."
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"Luckily he had a muscle tissue of a howler monkey."
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"{pub}Hey. Huh?"
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"Is it done?"
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"Well, why don't you go ahead and touch your crotch-less wasteland?"
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"No. What have I done?"
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"- What did I do? - Hey, buddy."
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"It's okay. Just go ahead and reach down and grab your groin."
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"No. I'm touching it. I'm not touching it!"
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"Trust us."
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"I still have my boy muscle?"
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"You still have your boy muscle."
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"That's fucking sick,"
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