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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Three and a Half Men (S04E04)

"How about we do a documentary about your tiny-ass dick?"
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"- Oh! - Hey, man. Come on, dude."
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"I... don't take it personal."
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"- It is wildly small, though. - Stop, man."
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"That's not a bad idea. No, it's crazy small."
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"How have you gone your entire life with such a small penis? That's a story."
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"- Like, you're a survivor. - No, no, no, okay? No."
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"- Boom! Size does matter. - Size does matter."
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"Karl wants to cut his dick off."
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"- Huh? - Hmm?"
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"- What? - Yep."
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"We got really drunk last week, and he told me that."
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"- I'm sorry, Karl. - Uh, Karl."
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"Your boy's saying that you want to cut off your penis."
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"I mean, for 25 years, I've been a slave to my peen."
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"It rules over my brain and makes me do dumb stuff."
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"All I can think about every day is what time's my next cum,"
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"and to tell you the truth, I'm sick of it."
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"I'm sick of living cum to cum, so, yeah, guys. I mean, I want it gone!"
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"I want my fucking dick gone!"
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"- You're 25? - You look 45."
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"Yeah. You look horrible."
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"- Really? - So if you really"
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"wanna go through with this surgery, Karl,"
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"this could be an amazing documentary,"
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"and if I can, I would love to help in any way."
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"- Really? - I feel we should really go"
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"for the 1,000 hot dog idea that I have,"
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"'cause it's smart, uh, it's real, it's educational."
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"I mean, if it'll help you that much, I'll do it."
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"This is exactly the spark I needed. I'm gonna cut my dick off."
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"No. You can't just cut your dick off."
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"It's not just a... A wart."
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"Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"Why not, man? I mean, it's Karl's dick."
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"You don't get to choose what he does with it."
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"- Thank you, Blake. - It's his dick. - Okay. When you're born a bro,"
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"you're a bro for life. I'm bro-life,"
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"and I'm sick of you bro-choice guys."
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"Okay, just sh... We'll make both movies, okay?"
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"- How about that? - Well, in that case,"
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"- yeah, boy! - Yeah."
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"Hey, Karl. Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, man."
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"I am so sorry about, you know,"
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"telling those guys that you wanted to chop off your hog."
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"Kind of threw you under the bus there."
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"- Threw your dick under the bus. - Dude, it's all good."
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"- We're gonna make a movie. - What are you gonna"
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"do with it after you, you know, slice it off?"
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"I don't know, man. I mean, I guess I'll just barbeque it up"
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"and feed it to my dogs."
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"Okay. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but, uh, what if, um..."
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"You know, let me know if this is too weird."
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"You know, "Hey, Blake, go back to daydream world with that idea," uh..."
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"Blake..."
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"You can have my dick."
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"You're serious?"
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"I'm so serious."
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"- I'm gonna get a new dick! - Yeah."
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"- Gonna get a new dick. - I want that one! I want it!"
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"- It's yours. - I want it now! I wish I could have it now..."
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"Oh, no, no, no. Keep going."
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"- Uh... - I'm telling you."
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"A dick swap between friends is the new subject of this documentary,"
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"and we're gonna win a moon man."
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"- Are you recording? - Oh, yeah."
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"{pub}So let me just get this straight, though."
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"We're gonna chop off Karl's knob,"
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"and we're gonna attach it to Blake's mound."
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"- Yup. - Friend of the year over here."
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"Seems insane, right?"
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"I'm in. It sounds fun."
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"Hey, doc. Why don't we, um, just get a little background on who you are?"
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"- And just talk to my face. - Okay."
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"I'm widely considered by me to be the only sex-change expert"
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"- in all of Rancho Cucamonga. - Yup."
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"I've got some pretty high-profile clientele,"
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"including, but not limited to, the stunt women from Rizzoli & Isles."
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"- Oh! - Wow."
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"Let me check my schedule here."
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"Okay. You know what? You guys lucked out."
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"Looks like I got a... An opening next Friday."
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"Well, Friday after work... That works for me."
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"- Friday? That's hecka soon. - Okay, doc."
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"I'm about to be wildly famous"
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"for eating 1,000 hot dogs in one week."
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"- That sounds highly dangerous. - Highly dangerous."
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"Everybody keeps talking about how highly dangerous it is!"
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"- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - Adam! - What is it?"
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"I'm out of here, man. I'm out of here, man!"
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"I'm sorry about..."
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"Hey, guys, just kidding. It's ketchup."
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"I put ketchup in here."
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"Oh-ho-ho-ho! Yeah."
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"Wow. You can't buy that kind of adrenaline."
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"That guy really gave me a gift right there."
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"- Oh! - Oh, dang it."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Um,"
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"you dropped this. Did you..."
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"Oh! Wow."
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"You've really got something there."
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"You really got something there with..."
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"That body, girl."
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"- What? - I don't know. Does Friday seem a little bit too soon?"
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"Maybe we should get some other, like, opinions or whatnot."
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"That dude seemed a... Just a little bit shady."
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"Karl, are you kidding me? The guy is a pro, plus the camera loves him."
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"- For real? All right. - No, he seemed drunk to me."
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"You see that hot assistant chick?"
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"She was totally into my raw dogging."
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"- She was hot. - Not condom-less sex."
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"I mean, like, me physically eating raw hot dogs."
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"- Right. - All that hot dog mud."
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"I need to reload... My God!"
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"It's a Christmas miracle!"
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"It's all working out, Ders!"
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"Ooh, this doc is all working out. Roll the glasses, baby."
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"Adam. Shut up on set."
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