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Clips from Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight

"I did it, Jack. I did it."
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"And you know what? It got me hot."
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"No, I'm not kidding."
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"You should have seen the look on Carl's face..."
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"when I buried that ax in his chest."
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"Oh! Killing him was almost better than sex."
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"I said almost, didn't I?"
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"Oh! We are going to have so much fun spending all of his money, aren't we, baby?"
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"Oh! Just thinking about it gets me all hot and squishy."
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"You mean right now?"
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"He's in the basement cooling off."
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"What took you so long? Jesus, Jack, what kind of cologne..."
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"Cut!"
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"Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut!"
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"You call that "hack-ting"?"
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"Well, yes, I do call it acting."
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"Well, let me tell you something, pal."
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"You're no "Gorey" Cooper. You ain't even a Robert "Deadford"."
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"Another take like that and it'll be back to bit parts for you."
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"And I won't say what bits I'm talking about."
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"Huh! All right, everybody. Reset!"
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"- Reset, guys. Back to one. - Director..."
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"Where the hell did they dig this guy up?"
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"I give and I give and I... Oh!"
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"Hello, kiddies. So glad you could join me."
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"Your old pal the Crypt Keeper has gone Hollywood in a big way."
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"Care to see what I've been working on?"
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"So if you're ready, creeps, fasten your drool cups..."
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"and hold on to your vomit bags. We're going to the movies."
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"Frights! Camera! Action!"
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"I call this one..."
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""Demon Knight"."
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"Come on!"
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"Son of a bitch!"
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"Come on, you son of a bitch!"
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"Shit!"
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"Damn!"
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"What ya doin', mister? Are you stealing my daddy's car?"
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"Stealin'?"
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"No, I was testing the lock. Seems to be working just fine."
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"Hey, kid. You want a quarter?"
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"How about a shiny new quarter? You want one? Come on."
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"Dad, there's a guy outside stealing your car!"
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"Hey, Dad, hurry up! Get out here!"
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"Shit!"
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"- Homer, go! - He's gone!"
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"Boy, listen to that thunder."
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"God's doing some serious thinking tonight."
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"I'll bet he's saying:"
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"On second thought, maybe I should have given it all to the monkeys.""
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"- Maybe it's not to late. - I always hate drinking alone."
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"You want a taste?"
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"Sure."
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"To the monkeys."
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"It ain't very subtle, but it does the trick."
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"You wouldn't happen to know of a place where I could bed down, would you?"
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"Well, it just so happens, I do."
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"- That's two cars, Sheriff? - That's right, Mavis."
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"One of 'em's got Maryland plates, and the other one's from New Jersey."
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"- Ten-four? - Ten-four."
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"You were right, Sheriff."
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"Them sons of bitches must have been doing well over a hundred."
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"Well, Bob, it's too late to give them a ticket."
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"But, if it'll make you feel any better, you can shoot their ashes."
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"What the..."
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"Holy shit!"
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"Hey, mister, get away from there."
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"- Where the hell you come from? - This is my car."
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"Was my car. Did you see him?"
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"Walking into town, the guy I was chasing?"
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"Air bags, gotta love 'em. Did you see him?"
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"- We didn't see anybody. - Now wait a minute."
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"Are you telling me that guy over there walked out of here too?"
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"Where you goin'? You got a few questions to answer."
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"Look, Officers, the man I'm chasing is dangerous."
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"If he's in your town, you got a problem."
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"We stand here arguing about a traffic accident... Do you mind?"
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"Something awful's about to go down... over there."
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"Is that where we're going? It looks like a church."
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"That's it. Used to be a church."
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"Ain't a church no more."
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"They decommissioned it in the 50s, due to lack of interest."
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"Just the place I've been looking for."
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"Gangway, I'm bringing in business."
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"- What kind of business? - Well..."
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"I think he's looking for a room of his own, Cordelia."
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"- You been drinking, Uncle Willy? - You must be kiddin'."
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"- I'm clean as a whistle, Irene. - How long you wanting the room?"
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"I don't know. One night, maybe two. Depends."
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"I never rent short-term, and I don't rent to strangers."
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"But I... can make exceptions."
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"Okay."
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"Enjoy your stay, Mister..."
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"Mr. Smith."
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"Jeryline! Jeryline!"
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"Jeryline, I mean now!"
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"Look, Irene. I'm trying to clean your stove."
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"How do you expect me to get my work done if you keep bothering me?"
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"You've been working so hard with them clean rubber gloves?"
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"Show Mr. Smith up to number five."
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"Shit..."
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"And then fix him some dinner."
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"And after that, I got a few more jobs for you."
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"This time I'm gonna watch you."
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"I want it right the first time, and that's all there is to it."
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"It's my way or the highway."
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"Yeah, yeah. Whatever."
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"Alright, let's see... What do I need to tell you?"
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"What am I looking at? Which way is town?"
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"Town is that way, and you're looking at nothing."
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"But I'm sure you didn't come here for a view, did you?"
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"But here's your key."
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"And the concierge will bring up your bags momentarily."
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"I don't see how they could fire you, Wally."
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"That's what I told them. They don't listen to me."
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"Cordelia, I don't know what happened to all that mail."
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"It just disappeared, but they won't believe me."
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"God! It's so humiliating. Do you know what he did?"
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"Postmaster comes in..."
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