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Clips from Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight

"and he rips my name tag right off my shirt."
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"Right in front of everybody."
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"And like that's not bad enough..."
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"he took my Mr. Zippy patch."
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"You should have told your damn boss to go screw himself."
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"Stupid post office. Ain't the only job in town."
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"The hell it ain't. If you had any sense, Wally..."
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"you'd crawl back to him and beg for the job."
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"Yeah, well, I already tried that. He said no."
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"Oh, poor Wally."
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"Where is that girl? Jeryline!"
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"- What is it? - Are my sheets done yet?"
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"They're downstairs."
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"And I couldn't get all those stains out, either."
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"Damn guacamole."
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"Will you put them on my bed for me?"
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"Why can't you do it yourself? You know I'm busy."
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"Jeryline, get her sheets, will you?"
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"No, I just started that stove. I can't do everything at once."
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"- I'll get them for you, Cordelia. - Good. Damn."
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"That's very sweet of you, Wally."
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"- Put them on your bed? - Thanks."
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"Oh, poor guy. Maybe I should give him a freebie."
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"Just what he needs, someone else screwing him."
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"To be perfectly honest, I wasn't watching the speedometer."
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"- Exactly why were you chasing him? - He's a thief."
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"What the hell did he steal that had you going over 100 miles an hour?"
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"- Must have been pretty valuable. - It is."
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"- Sheriff? - Yeah, Mavis, go ahead."
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"We just got a call from Homer over at the café."
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"He says somebody tried to steal his car."
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"Okay, we're on it."
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"- You want some? - Hell, no."
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"I was just thinking how much better that stuff looked when it was roadkill."
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"Why don't you shut up? You eat it."
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"She loves me."
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"You hurry up and finish..."
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"and I'll take care of dessert."
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"Ah, don't worry."
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"Good Cleo knows better than to eat that slop."
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"Goddamn it! Get that pussy off the table."
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"I meant the cat."
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"Cleo!"
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"- Didn't I tell you to put him out? - I did."
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"I don't know how she got back in."
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"You finish cleaning the stove, or you too busy shooting the breeze?"
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"For Christ's sake, I'll finish cleaning it tomorrow."
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"I want it clean tonight."
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"Remind me of that program you're on. It's called "work release", ain't it?"
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"I swear that girl ain't got no goddamn gratitude."
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"If I hadn't made a place for her, she'd be behind bars or dead."
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"Lucky kid."
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"You expecting somebody, Mr. Smith?"
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"Evenin', motel people."
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"You kept me waiting, Roach, honey."
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"I'll tell you the reason I'm late."
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"Somebody tried to steal Homer's car."
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"- You're kiddin'? That old hunk of junk? - Yeah. Right out of the diner parking lot."
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"Sheriff and Deputy Dipshit showed up too."
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"- Damn, you look sweet. - Thank you, honey."
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"You know, I've been looking forward to this all week."
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"- That makes two of us. - Hey, what are those panties you got on there?"
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"- I got the cherry flavor. - Are those edible panties?"
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"You know I want pieces of panty in my salad later."
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"Oh, Roach, you're so dirty!"
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"Why don't you set the basket by the steps, Wally?"
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"She's gonna be needing clean sheets soon enough."
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"Your boy did the right thing. You should be..."
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"Okay, Homer. That about covers it. We'll let you know if we hear anything."
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"Sheriff, you there?"
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"Go ahead, Mavis."
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"I just got a call from Irene at the mission..."
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"- about that fellow you're looking for. - Let's go, Sheriff."
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"Get in."
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"He's really holding on tonight, isn't he?"
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"Okay."
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"So what were you in for?"
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"I'm not passing judgment."
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"Stealin'. 'Kay?"
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"- Good evening, Irene. Where is he? - That's him, in the dining room."
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"Excuse me, mister."
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"We'd like to have a word with you about the fender bender on the highway."
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"Sheriff, you better watch it. He's armed."
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"- Don't move! - Told you."
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"- Drop the guns, or I'll kill her. - Don't!"
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"I said, drop your goddamn guns."
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"- He won't do it. - The hell I won't."
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"I know this man, sheriff, and he will not do it."
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"Drop the knife. Drop the goddamn knife!"
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"Her blood's on your head, asshole."
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"Spread 'em!"
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"Well, well, well. Mr. Brayker."
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"- Pleased to make your acquaintance. - You lyin' son of a bitch."
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"Said his name was Smith."
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"Call it in, Bob."
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"I believe you'll find what I'm looking for in there."
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"- What's he got to do with this? - I'm... I work for a collection agency."
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"- It's empty. - Really? That can't be."
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"Well, I guess that means it's somewhere in the house."
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"- Keep him away from me! - Shut up!"
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"- Where is it? - I don't know what you're talking about."
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"Don't give me that shit! Where is it?"
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"Maybe it's up in his room. What you guys looking for?"
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"- What the hell are we looking for anyway? - A piece of antiquity."
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"A relic... in the shape of a key."
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"Bob!"
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"- Yeah? - Search his room."
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"It's number five."
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"Oh. Come on, baby. Come on."
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"Crank me up. Come on."
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"Come on. Give it to me. Come on."
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"Give it to me. Come on. Come on."
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"Give it to me. Come one. Crank me up."
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"More juice."
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"- Come on. Oh, God! - Is that good?"
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"Freeze."
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"Jesus Christ, Bob, you son of a bitch!"
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"- Turn it off! Turn it off! - I'm sorry, baby."
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"Oh! My nipples are smoking!"
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"Get your clothes on. Now!"
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