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Clips from Arrested Development - Shock and Aww (S01E01)

"I think I'm gonna get off, huh? I have a good lawyer."
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"- I'm the one that likes her. - Right. Right."
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"You look great in red. Okay."
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"No, I know. You and I know that, but Gob he just..."
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"Anyhoo, what are we doing here? What's the plan?"
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"He's not that exact of a target shooter, and he just kind of sprays it everywhere."
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"The plan? You're our lawyer."
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"You know, but listen, did-did you really think that-that... that you had a..."
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"It's a figure of speech. You're gonna be fine."
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"I mean, she's kinda old for you, don't you think?"
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"Oh, for God's sake. He's on his own for two days, and he joins a gang."
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"We don't even know how old she is. No one does."
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"These guys? Oh, I've got them for the afternoon."
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"She was chaperoning the diversity dance..."
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"Besides, they're the only thing I have left to live for in this world."
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"and I thought maybe as a joke, I'd go up to her and be, like..."
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"Oh, stop being so dramatic. You know where I live."
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"Well, hey, do you want to dance?"
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"I wasn't talking about you, Mom. I was talking about Marta."
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"And she'd be, like, Ah, what the heck? Right? Or some... I don't know."
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"Excuse me."
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"- I did it differently in the mirror, but... - Right."
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"You were serious? 'Cause I got news for you, pal. Marta's been interested in Michael."
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"- But, you know, like, we'd be joke dancing or something. - I get it."
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"That's right... dull, nothing-going-on-upstairs..."
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"- I didn't think it through. - Don't you think you should be taking somebody your own age?"
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"- Michael. - Yeah, I know."
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"Like your cousin."
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"- I saw them making out at her front door. - What? When?"
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"- That's a bad example, but... - I feel so stupid."
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"just now. Huh!"
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"I defaced a rare book to get that picture of Saddam Hussein in a bathing suit."
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"The stuff I've got to work out with Marta just keeps piling up."
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"- What would Saddam do? - Yeah."
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"- Unbelievable. - All rise."
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"Yeah, you know something? You're right. Gob's gonna pay."
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"This court is now in session, the Honorable Lionel Ping presiding."
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"Okay, that is our exact outdoor fire pit."
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"- Oh! We've got Ping. - I want to remind you..."
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"At prison, George Sr. was preparing for an evening with his most devoted fan."
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"that there are no cameras allowed in my courtroom."
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"Conspiracy, racketeering, evidence tampering..."
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"While Cindi Lightballoon was making preparations ofher own."
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"- How we doin'? - We have video."
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"fraud, theft, grand theft, petty theft..."
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"- Testing one, two. - Tilt back a little, will you, Harris?"
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"- Wow. l-I did not get that page. - resisting arrest..."
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"Let's bust this guy."
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"- Michael. - resisting arrest at the scene."
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"So George Michael, still angry at Gob..."
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"- How dare you! - Now, come on. You said it was okay. And nothing happened!"
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"sought out the family expert on making trouble."
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"- Oh, did I? - Take it easy."
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"- I know he was dating that girl Shannon. - The cheerleader?"
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"- Order! - Is that my belt?"
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"Yeah, she's probably gonna take him to that stupid diversity dance."
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"- Well, so what? Get your hands off me! - What is your problem?"
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"What are you doing? What's the matter with you? Get off him! George!"
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"I wish I had someone shocking to take."
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"You know, I actually called Mr. Daniels and asked him..."
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"George Sr., having never heard his charges..."
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"but he got all out of breath and dropped the phone."
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"listed consecutively in one sitting, panicked and ran with great intensity."
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"- I never heard back. - You know, may-maybe we should go together."
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"Michael and Gob continued their fight onto the courthouse steps."
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"Right, I mean, it's a bad example... l... But should we?"
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"Stop it before someone gets hit in the face!"
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"Hello."
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"Buster realized this was his opportunity to fulfill a longtime fantasy."
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"Yes, Annyong. Your name's Annyong."
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"Oh, for God's sake! Barry!"
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"We all know you're Annyong. Annyong. Annyong. Annyong."
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"Barry, too, felt overwhelmed by the charges leveled against his client..."
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"- Who's this? - Oh, I'm sorry. This is Annyong."
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"- and also took flight. - What are you doing? They'll add ten years to your sentence."
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"My mom bought him. She's making me register him for school."
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"- and also took flight. - What are you doing? They'll add ten years to your sentence."
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"- He's my new little brother. - So we're related."
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"They'll never catch me!"
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"- Hey, wanna go to a dance? - Oh, great, another uncle to compete with."
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"Oh, good. We better get you back in your cell."
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"And Michael went to discuss the George Michael situation with Ms. Baerly."
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"It's gettin' kind of crazy out there."
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"Being held against their will..."
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"Back at the model home, things were heating up for Lindsay and Tobias as well."
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"purely on the basis of political or religious beliefs."
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"- I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't. - For me, Tobias."
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"I'm sorry. I met someone. I'm sorry."
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"That too."
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"Anyway, this is serious. This is atrocities. No more smiling."
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"- You did it. - Now what?"
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"Michael! Uh, just a minute."
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"- Now this. - And for the first time in years..."
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"- Hi. Sorry... - Hi!"
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"Lindsay and Tobias became intimate."
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"Don't worry. George Michael's not in there. Those are the dumb kids."
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"The brothers'fight, meanwhile, continued into the park..."
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"Okay. Um, listen."
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"with Buster still hoping to take a punch."
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"- This is uh... - Wow! Did you make this for me?"
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"- I'll kill you! - Oh, God!"
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"This is so sweet. I love Hussein."
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"- You mean, you're interested in him. - Oh, yes. He is a monster."
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"- Go, go, go, go! - Lucille had decided that perhaps..."
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"she was better off without any of them."
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"- Yeah. - Wow. Where did you find this one of him in a Speedo?"
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"- Me! Me, me, me! - Buster, get out of the way!"
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"This is what I want to talk to you about, though. Um, Beth..."
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"Hit me in the face! Hit me in the face! Hit me in the face!"
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"I don't think that I can continue to see you."
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"- Please! Hit me in the face! - No! Buster!"
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"But I've enjoyed my time with you."
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"- Aah! Buster! - While Marta..."
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"- You ever wanna talk ethics... - You really mean it? This isn't one ofmy wife diedjokes?"
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"who'd been told the hearing would last 10 minutes, got tired of waiting."
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"- No, I'm afraid this is serious. - Oh."
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"Hey! Hey!"
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"You see, George Michael made this poster for you."
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"You know, he-he kind of, uh, is in love with you, so..."
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"- Marta. - Marta."
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