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Clips from Arrested Development - Shock and Aww (S01E01)

"- Hey, Gob. Marta call? - She sure has..."
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"was interested in his now ex-girlfriend, Marta."
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"four times, but I didn't take the calls."
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"I'm offering you an olive branch here."
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"Oh, no? Why not?"
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"Yeah-Yeah. No. l-I know, and l-I appreciate that. It's just..."
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"- Because of you. You said to lay low. And it's working. - Great."
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"Besides, when was the last time you slept with someone?"
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"Tell you what, you may not be good with women, but you are great with other people's women."
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"- Buster. - What time and where?"
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"I'll give you that. - No! Listen, Gob, you can't just ignore her."
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"Meanwhile, Lindsay was helping George Michael with his homework."
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"Maybe you should talk to her. She is your girlfriend."
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"- Oh, come on, let's do something. It's just a stupid essay. - No, I can't."
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"Exactly. And I want to keep it that way."
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"I don't want to let down Ms. Baerly. She's nice, you know."
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"For all I know, she's calling to break up with me. I don't answer the phone, that doesn't happen."
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"- And she's interesting... - And pretty?"
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"And it's all because of you, fratello. That's Italian for brother."
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"Well, I don't know why I'm telling you this."
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"Now all I gotta do is find this Hermano guy."
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"I guess there's just some things you can't really say to your dad."
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"- I'm gonna kill him. - Hey, Brother."
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"Ah. Sounds like you'd like her to be more than just your teacher."
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"- Hey, Busty. - Hey, Brother."
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"Lindsay believed that George Michael wanted to fix up his father..."
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"- Hey, Buster. - Gob, there's no need for violence."
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"so he could fill the role ofhis mother."
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"There never is. I'd like to think that we're all intelligent, mature..."
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"There's nothing wrong with that."
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"adults that can settle their differences..."
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"Although, I must say I'm a little hurt that you haven't considered me."
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"whenever they might come to light, through words."
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"- You're my aunt. - That doesn't matter."
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"Yeah, well, I let my fists do the talking."
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"Aunts can fill that role. Teachers can fill that role."
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"And, someday, you're gonna find the right woman to fill that role."
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"Not this one, 'cause obviously, I need it for coin tricks and stuff."
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"But until then, I'll be right across the hall."
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"- But this one, I let it speak for both of them. - Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"Lindsay had never been more proud of anything she had said in her entire life."
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"Yikes. - Meanwhile, Gob was waiting for Michael to show up."
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"Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted."
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"- Oh, there he is. Michael. - Yes."
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"That's what I did in high school when I almost got into a fight."
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"This is Shannon, the girl I've been telling you all about."
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"- I think that was about being attacked by bears. - Yeah, I know."
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"Hey, rich kid. Gimme your lunch money."
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"Yes. Girl, indeed... young girl."
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"But sometimes I wonder what it would be like to get into a fight today."
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"- That's a young, young, young, girl. - Yeah, well, she's 18."
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"- You'd be a much bigger ball. - There is so much in life that I have not experienced."
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"So, it's like... Oh, and this is..."
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"And now that I'm away from Mom, I feel like this is my chance to live."
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"- your date, Nazh... - galia."
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"I want to dance. I want to make love to a woman. I want to get a checking account."
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"- Hello, my God! - Well, Shannon wouldn't go out without a chaperone..."
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"I want to know what it feels like to get my face socked in."
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"- Right. - and so she's your date."
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"Michael, don't get that! That could be Marta!"
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"It was clear that Gob wasn't offering an olive branch at all..."
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"What? Oop! Too late. Hello?"
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"and, in fact, was still harboring some resentment over Marta."
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"- Michael? - Oh, hi, Mom."
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"Oh... Nagarma, you've got a mustache. - Hey!"
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"- I'm not here. - Is that Buster? Tell him I'm fine without him."
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"- I mean, you've got milk on your mustache. - Oh."
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"Why haven't you called me back? I'm worried about your father's hearing."
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"- I mean, you've got a milk mustache. - Yeah."
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"Mom, listen, it's gonna be fine. I'm on it, okay? I'm taking care of it."
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"It's adorable. You look like one of those Got Milk models."
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"- I'll be there first thing Friday morning. - It's tomorrow at 4:30."
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"But Gob mistook Michael's basic human decency for romantic interest..."
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"- Oh. I should write that down. - Where is your head, Michael?"
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"and felt a competitive urge to step in."
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"Everything's gonna be fine. They just read the charges..."
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"Because, you know, it's beyond adorable... and e-exotic."
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"and we look like a loving family for, like, six minutes."
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"- Ten minutes. - We couldn't get that down, huh?"
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"- I find you very attractive. - Really?"
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"George Michael, meanwhile, went to speak with Tobias."
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"And George Sr. was about to get a surprise visitor."
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"- This was just faxed to you. - Oh, great! The rewrite."
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"Mr. Bluth? I'm Cindi Lightballoon."
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"Let's see if they've beefed up my part."
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"I've studied all your teachings, and I've purchased every tape."
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"I got three lines!"
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"And I watch 'em over and over."
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"So, uh, I've been thinking about that, uh... that conversation we were having the other night..."
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"George Sr. had recently marketed a line of self-help tapes..."
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"about, uh, where Maeby came from, and, uh..."
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"touting his newly discovered spirituality."
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"I was just wondering if you could finish that thought."
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"I've also lost four pounds on your low-carb Bluth Banana Jail Bars."
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"Yes, okay. Uh, well, have a seat."
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"I've come to learn at your feet."
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"Uh..."
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"That's a good place to start."
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"Um..."
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"And Michael, free ofhis double date, met Lindsay at Parent-Teacher Night."
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"When a man..."
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"Hey, Linds, is it my imagination..."
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"needs to prove to a woman that he's actually..."
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"or does this rape room have the same floor plan as our kitchen?"
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"When a man loves a woman..."
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"Did you meet Ms. Baerly yet, the ethics teacher? 'Cause I just did."
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"and he actually wants to make love, uh, to her..."
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"No, not yet. Look, these are our cabinets."
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"something very, very special happens."
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"Yeah. Well, I think she's perfect for you."
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"And, uh, with deep, deep concentration..."
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"- For me? Really? - Mm-hmm."
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"- and-and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erec... - I'm sorry."
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"Thanks, but no. I've already been set up once today by a sibling..."
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"I'm gonna stop you. I know where you're running."
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"and I don't think you people know my type."
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"l-I didn't mean babies in general."
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"Hey, look. It's not coming from me. It's-It's George Michael."
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"He told me. I think he wants a mother."
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"Oh, well, that's good, 'cause it was about to get a little, ick, gross."
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