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Clips from Silicon Valley - Fiduciary Duties (S01E01)

"Well, I suppose Steve and I always have shared a similar aesthetic."
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"Hey. Little help?"
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"Oh. Ok."
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"- Here you go. - Thanks, man."
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"- Sorry about the throw. Bursitis. - Yeah."
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"Uh, so, you guys having a meeting up here?"
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"No. Not exactly."
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"We're all currently... unassigned."
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"How about you?"
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"- Yeah. Unassigned. - Yeah."
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"That's cool."
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"Yeah."
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"How could you put Erlich on the board?"
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"What were you thinking?"
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"You don't put someone inside the company on the board."
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"Then he and Peter Gregory can vote you out."
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"Yeah. You gotta find an outsider you trust. Like your mom."
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"I'd put Erlich on the board before my mom. Backstabbing bitch."
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"Guys, I was drunk, ok?"
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"You know, I half-jokingly said to Gilfoyle last night."
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"It looks like Richard is going to suck Erlich's dick."
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"But that would be reasonable compared to this."
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"Richard, um, could I speak to you?"
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"Ok. Yeah."
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"He's the least cool guy I've ever met."
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"I heard about what's been happening."
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"I have to say, I'm a little disappointed."
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"Yeah, I don't... I don't know what I was thinking."
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"Yes. I mean, um,"
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"is there a reason I wasn't invited to the party?"
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"Is there some sense that I'm not part of the gang?"
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"What? Uh, Jared."
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"Of course not. It was just an oversight."
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"I mean, we weren't even sure if we were gonna go."
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"Uh-huh. And what was it like there?"
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"Were there gelatin shots?"
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"No. No, uh, it was stupid and loud."
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"Uh, honestly, you're better off."
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"I suppose. I had a fine night."
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"I... I had some palak paneer and I watched a documentary about Liberia."
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"But then I woke up to this, um, unexpected development."
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"Do you... do you really want Erlich on the board?"
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"- Because I'll support you... - No. I don't. At all."
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"I was just drunk."
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"I don't know how to get out of it."
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"I mean, what am I going to say to Peter Gregory?"
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"Well, if you don't sign the documents, and you don't give them to Peter Gregory,"
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"then it won't happen. Simple as that."
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"Really? I... Wow. Ok."
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"That is a relief, Jared. Thanks."
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"I'm... I'm glad you're around."
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"Well, keep that in mind for future parties."
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"Honestly, sometimes we forget you're here."
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"- Oh... - You guys, company photo time"
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"out back. Let's go!"
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"Uh, Gilfoyle, ok, off to the center a little bit."
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"Like your personality. No, no, no, no."
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"Dinesh, leave it unbuttoned. We want you to look like shit."
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"Makes for a better before photo."
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"But you're wearing a jacket."
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"Yeah, because I'm the genius marketer."
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"I'm not a code freak like you guys."
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"Besides, I'm wearing sandals so I am iconoclasting a little bit."
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"Oh, good. Jared. Ugh. What the fuck is with that vest?"
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"Right over here. As if you're sort of a late addition"
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"that may not stick around for the entire duration of the company."
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"And then, Richard. There you go. The man of the hour."
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"Ok. We'll take a few like this,"
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"and then... Just Richard and I."
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"Because at the end of the day,"
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"people only want to see a picture of the board members."
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"It... Actually, it's, um..."
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"You're not gonna be a board member."
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"What?"
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"I'm in year three of a five year deal"
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"and, Matt, you got what, like three years left?"
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"Yeah. We all got acquired by Hooli,"
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"when we didn't work out, none of us got reassigned."
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"Because Gavin believes in this Japanese form of management"
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"where not being assigned is the most shameful outcome."
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"Yeah, it does feel uncomfortable."
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"Nah. Give it a week or two, you'll get, like, numb to it."
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"Well, why are you guys still coming in?"
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"Rest and vest."
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"Oh... because in order to fully vest your options,"
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"you've gotta wait until your contracts are up."
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"- I get it. - You catch on slow."
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"You'll fit right in here."
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"Lunch? Arby's on El Camino? I'll drive."
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"No, let's walk. It'll take longer."
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"Gotta do something to fill the day, right?"
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"I was drunk! You took advantage of me!"
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"Man, they are really going at it."
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"So, um... last night, what was the girl situation?"
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"Shhh."
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"And after all I've given up for this company."
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"Oh, what have you given up?"
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"I owned ten percent of Dinesh's app, ten percent of Gilfoyle's app."
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"- Multiple potential streams of income. - Sure."
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"Not to mention that a hundred percent of the team"
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"that you have, were all guys that I recruited for this house."
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"That must be worth something to me."
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"It is! Ten percent of Pied Piper!"
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"For which I forewent, yes, that's a real word,"
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"- one million dollars. - Mmm."
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"I supported you, Richard. I bet on you."
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"And now you're just gonna give me a seat on the board, only to retract that offer?!"
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"I can't even remember doing that!"
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"Oh, really? Well, do you remember this particular dick-bag I got on video?"
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"Because you did."
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"Put it away."
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"It's right here."
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"Goddammit."
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"I've seen the video."
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"It's the wrong album, just give me a sec..."
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"You know what? Fuck it! You offering me a position"
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"on this board and reneging it"
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"is a perfect example of you having no vision,"
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"no balls and no game."
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"Maybe he did blow him."
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