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Clips from Silicon Valley - Fiduciary Duties (S01E01)

"Well, love and hate... It's all passion."
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"And if that's the kind of company you wanna run,"
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"well, then, fine."
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"God help you. 'Cause I sure as hell ain't."
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"Uh, what are you doing?"
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"You give your loyalty to somebody..."
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"- Let me help you. - Don't touch!"
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"- I can do it myself. - All right."
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"I just put it back on. Goddammit!"
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"Ok. Read that back to me."
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"Pied Piper's mission is to bring its unique compression algorithm"
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"- to a variety... - One thing you should know about"
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"living in this house is I do not tolerate substance abuse."
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"There's no drinking and lying in this house."
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"I should have made that more clear to some of the current residents."
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"Like this one. Don't mind him."
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"He'll be gone soon when his company cakes its pants."
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"Hopefully, Jurgen, you'll be able to bring a more positive element to the house."
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"Let me show you the room I'm offering. Some of his stuff is still in there,"
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"but, as I mentioned, it will soon be gone."
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"Once his company cakes its pants."
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"It's ok. Just take a breath."
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"It's fine. I'm fine. Uh, we just..."
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"Let's get through this. Ok, so, read this back to me."
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"- Pied Piper's mission... - Hey, guys."
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"Hope you don't mind, the front door was just open."
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"Hi, Big Head. What's up?"
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"Honestly? Nothing. I've just been sitting around all day."
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"Not working. It's weird, you know?"
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"Yeah."
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"So, what's up with you guys?"
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"We're just sort of..."
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"We're getting ready for this big Peter Gregory meeting."
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"And we have... we have a lot of work to do, so..."
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"Cool. Very cool."
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"You know, Richard, the irony is that if you had taken the ten million,"
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"you'd be kicking back with a ton of money right now and I'd still be working."
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"But you didn't, obviously. And now I've got nothing to do,"
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"I'm rolling in it, and you're working your ass off."
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"Life's funny isn't it?"
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"You guys want to walk to Arby's,"
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"maybe grab a bite, play a little hacky sack?"
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"Yeah. I should probably get back to work, anyway."
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"I mean, not work, exactly, I don't..."
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"I don't work. But, you know, just get back to Hooli."
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"Sit around all day and get paid a bunch of money to do nothing."
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"Weird."
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"You ready?"
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"You know what you're going to say? You want to run it by me?"
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"No, no. I got this. Fuck Erlich."
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"You know, I turned down ten million dollars to build this thing."
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"You want vision, I will show you fucking vision."
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"I like this new angry side to you."
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"Being around angry people relaxes me,"
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"because I know where I stand."
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"Oh, shoot. I think I got something stuck in my teeth."
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"I'm just gonna go to the bathroom, check it out. I'll be back in a sec."
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"Richard, it's Jared. Are you ok?"
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"Hey buddy, what's... going on here?"
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"I thought I had something in my teeth,"
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"but when I looked over, right? I looked in the mirror like this,"
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"uh, my pants they hit the countertop,"
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"and it must have some water on there, right?"
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"So I got a spot on my pants, kinda looked like I pissed myself like a big baby."
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"So what I did was, I just took off all my pants"
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"and I put it in the water just to make it all completely wet."
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"You know, that way I figured no one would really notice."
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"So, you know, it wouldn't be as bad. I've got it under control."
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"I've sorted it out. We're good."
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"Yes. So you felt this wouldn't look as bad."
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"- Understood. - Yeah."
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"But, Richard? Um..."
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"Consider that maybe this might not be the best choice for the meeting?"
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"Yeah. Holy..."
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"What the fuck am I doing?"
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"I can't go like this to the meeting."
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"Jared. I have no vision."
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"Yes, you do."
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"- I believe in you... - No, no, I literally have no vision."
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"All I see is stars and swirls. I cannot see right now."
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"Ok, let's get your pants on."
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"Jared? Richard? Are you in there?"
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"Ohh."
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"Hey, there's some weather over the ocean"
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"so Peter would love to get started. Are you guys ready?"
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"Yep. All good. Be there in a jiffy."
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"- Ok. - Oh."
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"Jared, I'm on a carpet in a bathroom."
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"Yeah, ok. Um, I know this isn't the best thing to say"
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"to someone having a panic attack,"
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"but we need to hurry here."
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"- Doing ok? - Yes, much better."
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"Nope. Worse."
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"Richard, you're gonna listen to me if you know what's good for you."
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"- Erlich. - I may have been wrong"
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"about being a board member"
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"and I may be wrong about being the Steve Jobs in our relationship."
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"But I do know this, you are the Steve Wozniak."
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"And no Woz should go into a meeting like that alone."
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"- No. Actually... - So if you'll just let me come in,"
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"then I won't speak."
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"And I just think you should have somebody in there"
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"who will actually have your back."
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"Ok. No, I... Erlich, I want you to be in there."
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"Ok... wait, what?"
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"Yes, and I need you to do all the talking."
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"Because I feel like if I do I'm gonna puke all over Peter Gregory."
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"Oh, ok. Wow."
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"That was easier than I... All the talking?"
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"Oh, Erlich, you're here too?"
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"- Ok. Come on in, guys. - Um, I'm going to stay here, I think."
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"Because I look absurd."
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"Yeah. Yeah, ok."
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"- So what are you going to say? - Fuck, I don't know."
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"Today's user wants access to all of their files"
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"from all their devices instantly."
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"That's why cloud-based is the holy grail."
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"Now Dropbox is winning,"
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"but when it comes to audio and video files,"
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"they might as well be called Dripbox."
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