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Clips from Silicon Valley - Fiduciary Duties (S01E01)

"Yeah, no. That's clear."
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"But, when I come into work tomorrow, what do I... do?"
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"That is unclear. At this time."
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"Shoulda worn more than my underwear and a bed sheet."
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"- Underwear? Pussy. - Yeah. I'm with him."
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"This is the type of evening that requires free-balling."
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"Oh. I'm gonna take my underwear off too."
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"Richard! Hey, you made it!"
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"So Peter met with Laflamme today and signed the paperwork,"
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"which means Pied Piper is officially launched."
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"Uh, why didn't you tell me about all the other compression plays Peter was seeding?"
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"What? No... because it's nothing you need to worry about."
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"Because none of those other companies have your vision."
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"- My vision? - Exactly."
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"Speaking of which, Peter really wants you to come in on Friday"
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"to chat about big picture stuff."
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"You know, lay out your vision in broad strokes."
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"- Broad strokes... For the vision of the... - Uh-huh."
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"Well, uh, Pied Piper is compression and we all know that."
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"So we don't need to talk about that... but I could because I'm the CEO."
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"Pied Piper takes the data... And... smaller. To smaller."
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"And, also, there's more."
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"- It compresses the data overall... - Yeah, I..."
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"Excuse me. See you Friday. Hi Tom."
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"Richard, pace yourself, buddy."
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"You know, I wish this was Roman times. You know?"
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"Life was simpler back then."
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"Simpler for you. I would have been a slave."
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"There's still time."
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"Cool costume. Where'd you get it?"
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"Uhh..."
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"Uh, my bed."
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"- You're funny! - Oh."
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"I'm Brooke and this is my friend Anastasia."
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"Hi."
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"- Hi. - What's up, guys?"
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"Uh..."
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"So-so-so, how do you know Peter Gregory?"
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"- Oh, through work. - Mm-hmm."
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"We're actresses."
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"Cool. Uh, what type of actressing you work?"
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"Oh, we're working right now."
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"Our startup sources actors to parties to liven things up"
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"and get into conversations with guests and be interested in them."
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"Oh. Neat."
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"So, uh, who else is paid to be here?"
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"Pretty much anyone that's over a seven is with us,"
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"and anyone that's under a three is a guest."
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"- It's a really fun job. Plus, - Yeah."
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"Um, I get to work with my boyfriend."
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"- - Yo, yo, party people,"
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"y'all ready to get crazy?"
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"Is that Flo Rida?"
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"- No idea. - Y'all ready to take this party"
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"to a whole 'nother level?"
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"It's time to meet the original O.G. Gangster,"
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"cash money mobster."
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"Y'all put your hands together for my brother!"
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"The illest, the chillest, emperor of Rome, big Pete Gregory!"
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"He is the illest and the chillest?"
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"Big Pete Gregory!"
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"Thank you, Florida."
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"Welcome to the Peter Gregory foundation's"
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"fourth annual orgy of caring."
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"The first three were fine."
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"I hope that you enjoy the party."
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"There is a second bar in back"
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"where the line is much shorter."
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"Thank you. I'm finished."
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"That was very abrupt."
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"- So this is a rap concert? - Yep."
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"Holy shit, look at Erlich!"
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"How the fuck did he get up there?"
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"Man. See, that's what I wish I had."
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"It's like, I don't have any..."
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"- Game. - Game, yes! That's it."
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"You know, I always knew I was missing something"
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"and then someone explained to me the concept of game,"
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"I remember very distinctly thinking, That's what I don't have. Game."
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"Sorry."
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"- Hello? - What's up, Richie Rich?"
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"Great seeing you last night, buddy."
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"Just wanted you to know I had my associate"
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"draft up everything like we talked about and it is all good."
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"Just emailed you the board consent which appoints your new board member."
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"So just print it, sign it, get it to Gregory to sign and it is donezo."
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"Uh, new board member, what?"
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"It's in the pdf, you'll see."
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"All right, homey, I gotta go. My enema guy is here."
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"Gary! Namaste!"
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"Pied Piper incorporated amended board of directors."
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"Richard Hendricks, Peter Gregory... Erlich Bachman?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Is sleeping beauty awake?"
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"Yes, she is."
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"Oh, boy. Here, I brought you something for your stomach."
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"Be forewarned, the orange juice has vodka in it."
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"Little hair of the dog."
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"What exactly happened last night, from your side?"
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"We happened, Richard. And the best part is,"
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"we can relive it whenever we want to."
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"We're two halves of the same brain!"
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"Whoa! You complete me!"
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"Don't ever say that again! Do you understand me?"
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"I will beat the shit out of you."
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"Yo, yo, get that camera out my face."
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"- Come on, Mr... Ok, ok. - Get the camera out my face!"
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"- Look at this part. - I'm asking this fat,"
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"beautiful man"
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"In front of God and the Flo Rider"
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"and this white, weird cocaine statue"
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"- to be on the Pied Piper board of directors. - Yes!"
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"- A thousand times, yes! - He's doin' it!"
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"- Shake on it. - It's a deal."
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"Oh, no."
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"Plus, we have this for the Pied Piper documentary"
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"that we're eventually gonna make."
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"We're making history together, partner."
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"Are you dressed like Steve Jobs?"
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"Oh, am I?"
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