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Clips from Private Parts

"He was offensive."
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"He was obnoxious."
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"He was disgusting."
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"Do you want me to go on?"
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"Once he wanted me to approve a contest"
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"where he would give a new toilet"
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"to the listener with the largest bowel movement."
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"On the air."
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"I mean, you can imagine the logistics of that."
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"Howard Stern: You know, when I look back on this moment in my life,"
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"I really wanted it to work."
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"I wanted this to be the biggest moment"
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"in the history of entertainment. I'm not kidding."
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"I wanted everyone to wake up the next morning"
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"talking about me, Howard Stern."
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"That's the kind of thinking, though,"
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"that usually gets me into trouble."
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"John Stamos: I'm here to introduce the next presenter."
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"Believe me, a lot of people refused to introduce this guy,"
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"but, uh..."
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"Is this safe?"
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"When you drop, don't spin around"
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"or the wires get screwed up."
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"[Gasps]"
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"...Radio waves high above America..."
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"[Crowd Cheers]"
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"It's a bird..."
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"I'm making such a mistake."
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"It's a plane..."
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"No, it's Fartman!"
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"Howard: Behold, I am Fartman."
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"Behold, the greatest. That is me."
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"The mightiest of superheroes."
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"My ass has power!"
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"Screw Superman."
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"I am Fartman. Fartman rules."
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"Fartman."
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"Fartman!"
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"And now, in an extraordinary display of my powers,"
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"I will show you something so marvelous."
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"Behold."
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"[Passes Gas]"
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"The lovely and talented Fartman, ladies and gentlemen."
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"Howard: I got to tell you, with all this carrying on,"
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"I mean, the way they were screaming,"
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"at first I really thought I'd won them over."
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"I thought I was the Beatles on Ed Sullivan or something."
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"Oh, shock..."
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"But did my fellow artists appreciate"
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"the comedically ironic aspect of my new superhero character?"
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"No. They just thought I was an idiot."
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"You know, most of these people are Satan-worshipping junkies."
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"Hey, look, all I want is for my artistic courage"
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"to be an inspiration to others."
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"Instead, I'm a joke."
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"Excuse me. I didn't mean to interrupt."
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"Embarrassing."
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"See, that's when I came to a profound realization..."
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"Everything I do is misunderstood."
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"Haah!"
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"Everything I do is misunderstood."
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"I mean, think about what a burden that is."
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"What a thing to go through life with."
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"All I'm trying to do is be funny,"
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"and I end up feeling like an asshole."
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"What a fucking jerk."
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"Howard, it was a home run."
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"You think so?"
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"Absolutely. And when you said,"
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""All of Hollywood can kiss my ass,""
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"you had every teenager in the country eating out of your hand."
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"My guess is we'll get coverage from 200, maybe 300..."
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"[Aria Plays]"
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"Howard."
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"Howard... here's your ticket."
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"OK? Now call me as soon as you get to New York, will you?"
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"Yo, Fartman. Love you, man."
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"Thanks."
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"All right. So getting back to what I was talking about..."
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"More than anything, I'd like the public to appreciate me."
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"No, forget that. I want them to love me..."
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"Not the myth, but the man."
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"The real Howard."
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"Let me demonstrate my point."
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"Thank you."
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"Now, take this woman, for example."
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"She hates me."
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"She doesn't even know me,"
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"but it's clear that she's totally disgusted by me."
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"Down the aisle on your right."
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"- Excuse me. - Yes?"
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"You don't possibly have another seat available for me?"
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"I'm sorry. We're showing a full load."
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"Right here on your left."
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"Full load."
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"Yes. Sir, may I help you?"
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"To your right."
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"Hello."
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"Hello."
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"Is this yours?"
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"Yeah. If you want to read it, you can."
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"Thank you."
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"Pfft, I've seen this look before,"
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"believe me."
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"It's the look of misunderstanding."
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"She thinks I'm a moron."
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"In fact, all my life, people have told me I was a moron."
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"You're a moron. Now shut up and sit still."
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"You're a moron. Now shut up and sit still."
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"So this is my dad Ben Stern."
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"He was an engineer at a radio station in Manhattan... WHOM."
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"Why do we live in Roosevelt when you work in New York?"
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"Shut up."
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"[Radio Static]"
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"We never played catch or went to ball games."
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"The only sport my father liked was yelling."
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"Nothing but crap."
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"[Changes Station]"
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"[Reggae Music Plays]"
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"- Is this one crap? - Don't be a moron."
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