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Clips from Envy

"That's right!"
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"[Nick] One spray: Problem solved."
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"Is this some kind of video trick?"
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"No."
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"It's the miracle spray. One spray and doggy doo disappears."
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"No fuss, no muss, no tools, no robot arm..."
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""How do I work it? I don't know!""
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"- Too good to be true? - No!"
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"Vapoorize: Because life is tough enough."
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"[Announcer] Now at stores everywhere."
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"[Announcer] Now at stores everywhere."
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"(music) [piano, offbeat drumming]"
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"[Cheering]"
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"[Speaking in Spanish]"
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"Now's a good time to break the big news."
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"I have decided to run for Congress."
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"Congress."
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"No, I'm serious."
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"Yeah. I mean, not the big Congress, of course, the little one."
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"- "The little one." - "The little one?""
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"Yeah. Actually, it might be the state senate. I can't remember."
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"Anyway, I'm super excited..."
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"because we are so lucky..."
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"and we have so, so, so much."
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"And I feel like we should give something back."
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"So, I've decided I'm going to run for Congress"
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"or state senate or whatever."
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"And my main platform..."
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"is going to be..."
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"the environment."
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"State senate."
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"Environment, like the whole environment?"
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"Yeah. I believe in all environments and I'm going to say it."
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"And now for dessert."
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"Flan!"
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"- Flan! Oh, boy! - Whoo!"
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"- Come on, kids, flan time! - Get down here, the flan's here!"
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"[Natalie] Flan, kids! Flan!"
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"I love flan. Do you?"
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"What is flan?"
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"My God, you're in for such a treat."
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"- You don't know flan? - Eat your flan, buddy. Kids, flan!"
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"- Guys, flan's on the table! - Flan!"
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"Flan! Flan!"
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"Flan! Yay, flan! Flan!"
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"What's flan?"
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""Jasper and Amos shine the flashlight into the hole."
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""Staring up at them, tied and gagged, was Louie the Grouch.""
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"It's getting exciting, isn't it?"
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"Boy, that flan was good."
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"I wish we had flan."
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"Dad?"
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"Yeah?"
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"Why are we getting the little, itty-bitty pool?"
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"It's not a little itty-bitty."
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"The square one's little itty-bitty. We're getting the bean-shaped model."
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"A little itty-bitty bean."
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"It's not a little, itty-bitty bean. It's an average-sized bean, Mikey."
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"And I got news for you."
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"There are kids in the world who'd walk 50 miles through quicksand"
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"just to stick a toe in your pool."
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"And I got news for you about beans too."
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"Some kids'd eat beans because they've had nothing to eat their whole life,"
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"but leaves and bark and roots."
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"And I guarantee you, none of them has ever heard of your big, show-off flan,"
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"or flan or whatever you want to call it that you got to have every night."
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"Two thousand dollars. That's all it would've taken."
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"- It's okay, honey. - Dad's just having a meltdown."
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"Good night. Sleep tight."
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"- I don't like English muffins. - Eat your cereal."
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"- I don't like English muffins. - Eat your cereal."
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"- Try different breakfast foods. - I like pancakes."
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"- Tomorrow we'll have pancakes. - Fine."
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"I don't want any more cereal."
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"Eat up, otherwise you don't get to play with Corky, okay?"
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"- What? - Nothing."
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"Why are you always asking "what"?"
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"- I'm not always asking "what." - Yes, you are."
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"It's true, Dad, you are."
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"Well, because I know there's something."
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"- And you know exactly what it is. - Then why do you always say "nothing"?"
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"- Corky! - [Debbie] Hold Lula's hand, honey."
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"[Tim groans]"
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"- [Mikey] Corky! - [Nickering]"
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"So beautiful."
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"[Mikey] Such a great horse, Corky."
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"[Mikey] Who's a good boy?"
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"Corky's a sweet and gentle horse and me and the kids love him."
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"Corky happens to shit the size of a breadbasket"
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"in our yard every day when he comes to visit."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Nothing. Nothing at all."
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"I'm just throwing away some more completely useless inventions."
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"For chrissakes, Debbie, light? Light?! Come on!"
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"Come on! This was shit."
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"You think Edison would've looked up from his workbench at some shit spray?"
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"Yes. Yes, I do."
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"Because, you see, a good invention is a good invention!"
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"I got news for you, sister. Edison ain't looking up."
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"Sister. Sister?!"
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"I'm calling you sister."
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"You should be so lucky to be my sister."
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"She knows what she's talking about."
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"Windtalker, or whatever her name is."
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"- Do not call her that. It's Windsong. - Windsong. My mistake. Windsong."
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"Knockety, knockety. A-knock, knock, knock."
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"Knockety, knockety. A-knock, knock, knock."
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"How's everybody doing?"
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"What a day, right?"
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"My God! Can you believe the coffee that makes?"
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"I knew you'd love it. Let's go, tiger."
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"[Gasping, cooing]"
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"Look who's here, will you please?"
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"Look who's here. It's okay, poopie."
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"Have you been stealing apples again, you little rascal?"
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"Listen, and I want you to be honest, has Corky become a nuisance?"
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"- No. - Not one bit."
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"Natalie says, "Keep the corral closed.""
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"But Corky's so crazy about your apples, I don't know what to do."
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"No more apples for you. No more apples..."
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