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Clips from Envy

"(music) [light, upbeat ukulele]"
Envy
"(music) [man singing Envy]"
Envy
"[Snoring]"
Envy
"[Alarm buzzes]"
Envy
"[Alarm beeps]"
Envy
"[Continues snoring]"
Envy
"- [Michael] Lula loves her syrup. - [Debbie] You have enough syrup."
Envy
"[Tim] Mrs. Butterworths isn't a squirt bottle."
Envy
"It's no big deal. You've had enough."
Envy
"- Mom, these aren't brown enough. - Do you want me to burn them?"
Envy
"No, but I just want them more brown."
Envy
"Mikey, Mom's not a short order cook."
Envy
"Eat up now."
Envy
"[Natalie] Double knots? We never did double knots."
Envy
"- [Nick] Sweetie, I can't get it. - Don't use a fork."
Envy
"No bubbles at the table. Eat your breakfast first."
Envy
"She's right, you know, my eggs taste like bubbles now."
Envy
"- Hurry up, honey, you'll be late. - [Tim] All right."
Envy
"The van needs an inspection sticker. Good luck."
Envy
"Alrighty."
Envy
"What's this? Look who's hiding."
Envy
"Mr. Dino... and another weird stowaway."
Envy
"Okay, Nathan, no cereal in my thingie."
Envy
"- Bye, sweetheart. - Bye, honey."
Envy
"Nathan!"
Envy
"- What's that? - What?"
Envy
"That."
Envy
"Maple syrup."
Envy
"Mmm, man! Can you believe that comes from a tree?"
Envy
"Don't taste my pants."
Envy
"I can't taste your pants?"
Envy
"Ever."
Envy
"- Ever? - No."
Envy
"Well, don't spill maple syrup on them."
Envy
"Just because it's there doesn't mean you have to taste it."
Envy
"- I like maple syrup. - Not from my pants."
Envy
"I love it."
Envy
"How about this: What if you had, like, an inkpad..."
Envy
"only instead of ink, it was soaked in maple syrup."
Envy
"Or peppermint. Any flavor you wanted."
Envy
"- And you just open up your little pad. - Right."
Envy
"And you press your finger on it and then you taste your finger."
Envy
"Peppermint. Any time of day. Or cherry."
Envy
"[Tim] Wouldn't the pad get disgusting after awhile?"
Envy
"[Nick] Disgusting how?"
Envy
"I don't know. You keep touching it with your filthy fingers."
Envy
"Couple of days that flavor pad's like some mattress you find at the dump."
Envy
"You're right. It's no good."
Envy
"[Knocking]"
Envy
"[Nick] Tim."
Envy
"- Did you get your performance chart? - Yeah."
Envy
"Well, look at mine. I don't get it."
Envy
"Good. Fair. Fair. Good."
Envy
"Then it falls into the red in the focus department."
Envy
"Well, you know, Nick, that's because you're a dreamer. You know?"
Envy
"- I'm not a dreamer. - You're not the most focused person."
Envy
"You're a dreamer."
Envy
"Yeah. I'm a dreamer?"
Envy
"Hey, you want to feel something? Come here."
Envy
"Sit in this chair. Come here."
Envy
"Okay."
Envy
"Check this out."
Envy
"Whoa."
Envy
"- Sit back. - Oh, this is some chair!"
Envy
"- Do you like it? - Yeah."
Envy
"Feel this."
Envy
"What is that?"
Envy
"- Lumbar support. - That is good."
Envy
"- It's made especially for your spine. - I like it."
Envy
"Comes with the office. And the promotion."
Envy
"- Right. - Thinking of buying a swimming pool?"
Envy
"- What, are you kidding? - I am."
Envy
"- Thinking bean-shaped. - [Grunts]"
Envy
"Expensive. Bean-shaped?"
Envy
"[Whistling]"
Envy
"Take a look at my performance chart."
Envy
"Look at your focus. It's way up there. It's in the yellow."
Envy
"I'm telling you, you get your focus even into the orange, just the orange..."
Envy
"I guarantee you can have a chair like that."
Envy
"- Really? - And an office like this."
Envy
"And a piano-shaped pool if that's what you want."
Envy
"It's all there for you. All you got to do is focus."
Envy
"Just work a little bit harder."
Envy
"You can get bumped up to sandpaper with me and the world opens up."
Envy
"You know what, man? You could really sack out in this thing."
Envy
"I'm telling you, your numbers aren't that bad. It's just focus."
Envy
"If you put together everything else, you got a really strong thing going on..."
Envy
"[breathing heavily]"
Envy
"Nick. Nick!"
Envy
"[Snorting]"
Envy
"- I got to get back to work. - Yeah."
Envy
"- Good talk. - Yeah, good talk."
Envy
"- Remember what I said. - Focus."
Envy
"- Just get into orange. - That's all I need."
Envy
"Don't even worry about yellow, just orange."
Envy
"[Whistle blows]"
Envy
"[Nick] Do you ever just watch your hand?"
Envy
"[Tim] No."
Envy
"I was just looking at my hand today."
Envy
"It was like a separate thing."
Envy
"It was..."
Envy
"picking up papers."
Envy
"It tapped on my desk. It sat in my lap."
Envy
"- It's like... - Sorry."
Envy
"It's like a..."
Envy
"It's like a sidekick."
Envy
"My little ugly sidekick. It was very odd."
Envy
"Eww."
Envy
"- [Nick] Oh, oh! - [Tim] What?"
Envy
"- [Nick] Oh! - [Tim] What?!"
Envy
"[Nick] How about this?"
Envy
"A spray can, see? And you spray it on dog poo..."
Envy
"and the poo disappears."
Envy
"- Disappears? - Yes!"
Envy
"Where does it go?"
Envy
"Who knows? But the thing is..."
Envy
"you come up with something that gets rid of dog turds,"
Envy
"you are home free, my friend. Home free."
Envy
"[Debbie sighs]"
Envy
"[Debbie sighs]"
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