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Clips from Envy

"I can't stop him. He loves your apples. Are you sure he's not a problem?"
Envy
"- Positive. - You guys are so fantastic."
Envy
"Well, my buddy boy, let's go shoot us some golf."
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"Well, my buddy boy, let's go shoot us some golf."
Envy
"I got something for you. I'll be right back."
Envy
"- Nick, no. Please. - Yes. You'll love it."
Envy
"You don't have to get me anything else."
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"[Nick] When I hit it big,"
Envy
"everyone said I should buy a house in Beverly Hills, Bel Air or Malibu."
Envy
""Why you spending money on a mansion in the Valley?""
Envy
"But I love my neighborhood, and being across the street from my best friend."
Envy
"Do you see how it moves in the wind? That's what I love."
Envy
"It flaps different than cheaper fabric. Do you notice that?"
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"- Yeah. - And it makes you feel better."
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"Nice fabric makes you feel better! It's mind-blowing, isn't it?"
Envy
"Nick, you buy us too much."
Envy
"Too much?! You're my best friend. Nice things make life nicer."
Envy
"All right, let's take another look at that follow-through."
Envy
"I want the head down."
Envy
"That is nice, Nicky."
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"- Right? - Very nice."
Envy
"God Almighty, Mr. Dingman."
Envy
"Nick? Can I talk to you for a second?"
Envy
"Just take a second."
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"Can't it just be us? You and me playing golf?"
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"It's just, this is costing a fortune."
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"Cut it out with this money thing. It means nothing to me."
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"Let's just enjoy it."
Envy
"Why can't you come with us?"
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"Because Daddy has to go to work."
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"You'll have a great time at Aunt Nancy's."
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"Aunt Windsong, and you know that."
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"It's Aunt Windsong now."
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"Honey, you don't have to do this. Really. Why do this?"
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"Because I have to do this. We have to do this."
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"Something has to change."
Envy
"I can't look at you, I can't look across the street."
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"I'm running out of places to look."
Envy
"[Whispering] The pool people come tomorrow."
Envy
"[Nathan] Just wait and see this, Dad."
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"[Whooping]"
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"Whoa! You the man."
Envy
"- [Nick] You're the man. - Yeah!"
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"[Tires squeal]"
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"(music) [Envy reprise]"
Envy
"Hey, Timmy, check this out!"
Envy
"Yeah!"
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"Yah! Yah!"
Envy
"[High-pitched whinny]"
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"Yah!"
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"[Man] Mr. Dingman!"
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"Mr. Parmenter wants to see you! Section 11!"
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"You wanted to see me?"
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"[Shouting] You all right?"
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"What?"
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"[Shouting] You seem distracted!"
Envy
"- What? - Come on!"
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"[Parmenter] Your performance chart's pretty good until here."
Envy
"And then your focus nosedives into the red."
Envy
"You see?"
Envy
"Now, is there anything that happened around here..."
Envy
"you might like to talk about?"
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"No."
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"- You sure? - Yeah. No."
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"Any reason?"
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"Reason? No, I can't think of..."
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"Any reason at all?"
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"No. No reason. No. I mean, nothing I can think of."
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"I mean..."
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"you know, other than every day I get into my little shit-box car"
Envy
"and there he is, with the wind in his hair..."
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"on his great big shiny horse."
Envy
"And I drive off to do what? To make sandpaper."
Envy
"To make paper with sand on it."
Envy
"I'd love to see you try to turn your weasely little mouth into a fake smile,"
Envy
"day after day after day..."
Envy
"while waving toodly-fucking-do to your best friend,"
Envy
"who's rearing up on a big white horse like he's the Lone Ranger."
Envy
"Then I'd like to see your performance chart,"
Envy
"you beady-eyed little shrimp-boat bastard!"
Envy
"[Voice cracks] Is that a reason?"
Envy
"I mean, is that a reason?"
Envy
"(music) [Envy reprise]"
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"Hi."
Envy
"I don't really drink, but my family just left me"
Envy
"and I got fired and I want a drink."
Envy
"So, if you could just give me whatever you'd have if you wanted to drink."
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"Please."
Envy
"[Man] Harsh."
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"Abandoned."
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"Fired."
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"It's harsh, man."
Envy
"Know what the best job I ever got fired from was?"
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"Pretzel kiosk."
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"Afternoon shift. Just loved it, don't know why, just did."
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"Could be the apron, who the hell knows?"
Envy
"Or maybe the feeling of power you get when there's a crowd."
Envy
"One hand rolls dough, ties those babies off."
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"The other hand maybe works the soda, refills the mustard. It's quite a thing."
Envy
"I'll tell you a secret."
Envy
"If a pretzel is a quality pretzel, you don't need salt."
Envy
"It's just a fact."
Envy
"[Man] How come?"
Envy
"Your family up and blew out of town on you?"
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"Thank you, but I don't really feel like talking about it right now."
Envy
"- Thank you. - Okay."
Envy
"So, how come you got canned?"
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"It's a whole different topic."
Envy
"I just blew up."
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"Good for you, man. Good for you. Good for you."
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"- Who at? - I blew up at my boss."
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"Right on, brother. I hear you."
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"Man, I hear you!"
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"What'd you go and blow up at your boss for?"
Envy
"You know, it's like a long, complicated story."
Envy
"Well, that is sensational. I'm the J-Man, by the way."
Envy
"- Tim. - Tim."
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"Ike."
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"Another round, please."
Envy
"Something fruity for me and my friend, Tim."
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