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Clips from Envy

"What?"
Envy
"Nothing."
Envy
"Liposuction."
Envy
"You mean, where they suck the fat out?"
Envy
"There's a thing about it in here."
Envy
"You're fine. You don't need to get fat sucked out."
Envy
"- If we had a little extra money... - We don't have extra money."
Envy
"- We have a little. - Not to get fat sucked out."
Envy
"[Phone rings]"
Envy
"Hello?"
Envy
"- Timmy. Timmy, check this out. - What?"
Envy
"You know that invention of mine that makes turds disappear?"
Envy
"[Sighing]"
Envy
"I got a name for it."
Envy
"Vapoorize."
Envy
"Just like vaporize only you add an "o" so you got "poo" right in the middle."
Envy
"Yeah, I get it."
Envy
"Do you see how perfect it is? Maybe even underline the poo."
Envy
"Va-poo-rize."
Envy
"- All right. - Vapoorize."
Envy
"Goodbye."
Envy
"- Nick? - Mmm-hmm."
Envy
"- What did he want? - Nothing."
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"Vapoorize."
Envy
"[Announcer] Next up, ladies and gentlemen, Nathan Vanderpark."
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"- [Woman] Go ahead, Nathan. - [Nick] All right."
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"- [Cheering, clapping] - Here we go, Nathan. Here we go."
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"- [Woman] Almost. - [Nick] All right."
Envy
"- Nice try. - [Nick] All right, Nathan, let's..."
Envy
"[Nick] Close one."
Envy
"Oh! Come... all right."
Envy
"[Nick] That's enough. Hey!"
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"[Natalie] Almost."
Envy
"- We'll get them next time, no problem. - [Natalie] Good job."
Envy
"You know Dimitriov in research?"
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"- Dimitriov? - Yeah."
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"- Kind of big beard? Kind of strange? - No."
Envy
"- I told him about my invention. - What invention?"
Envy
"Vapoorize!"
Envy
"Nick, you got a cute name, that's it."
Envy
"It's not an invention. It's an idea. It's nothing."
Envy
"Not according to Dimitriov. He thinks I'm really on to something."
Envy
"(music) [harmonica, drumming]"
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"- [All] Bravo! - [Natalie] Good stuff."
Envy
"- [Nick] Good job. - [Natalie] Good stuff."
Envy
"You know what? I love this tent. There's not one bug."
Envy
"Guess what?"
Envy
"I went over to Dimitriov's a couple nights ago."
Envy
"We ran some experiments in his sink."
Envy
"- He's having a ball with this thing. - What thing?"
Envy
"You didn't tell Debbie about my invention?"
Envy
"No, sorry, I didn't. Go ahead. This is great."
Envy
"Check it out. It's a spray can, okay?"
Envy
"And you spray it on dog poo..."
Envy
"and the poo disappears."
Envy
"That is an awesome invention. I mean, we could sure use it."
Envy
"It's not an invention. It's nothing. I mean, how does it work?"
Envy
"It's a spray can and you spray it on."
Envy
"- Exactly. - Right?"
Envy
"Yeah, I know. But what makes it disappear?"
Envy
"Things don't just disappear."
Envy
"I don't know, honey. How does anything work?"
Envy
"How does electricity work? I think it's a great idea."
Envy
"So do I. I think it's really exciting."
Envy
"- [Tim laughs] - You're nuts."
Envy
"Dessert, everybody?"
Envy
"- I'm nuts. I'm crazy. - You're crazy!"
Envy
"Hey, I have an invention. Honey, I have an invention."
Envy
"It's this button you press and you sprout wings and you can fly."
Envy
"You can fly into outer space, to the moon, to Jupiter if you like."
Envy
"[Low chattering]"
Envy
"[Whispering] He's doing so well."
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"[Tim] He's not doing anything."
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"- Does he have any lines? - No, honey, he's a tree."
Envy
"Three months of rehearsal."
Envy
"Dimitriov wants to know if I want to take it to the next level."
Envy
"Four thousand bucks. You want to go in with me, 50l50?"
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"[Chuckling] I pray to God you're kidding."
Envy
"- Your invention? - Yeah."
Envy
"We've been working with dry ice. We've got something amazing."
Envy
"Nick, forget it."
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"No, wait a minute. $2,000. We have that in our savings."
Envy
"[Debbie] Who knows?"
Envy
"Shit doesn't just disappear."
Envy
"It has to go somewhere."
Envy
"And it's not an invention, it's an idea. It's a pie in the sky idea."
Envy
"And I'll tell you, as your best friend..."
Envy
"I think you should just pull out right now."
Envy
"Don't waste your money. You're gonna regret it."
Envy
""It's pie in the sky.""
Envy
"- [Screaming] - [Gasping]"
Envy
"Where are the kids? What's happening?"
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"Honey?"
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"[Natalie] I have champagne glasses, too."
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"[Nick] All right!"
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"What's happening?"
Envy
"[Nick] Okay, let me get it for you. I'll do everything."
Envy
"You just stay there and just relax and get ready for the big stuff."
Envy
"- [Nick] We got it. - [Natalie giggling]"
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"- Exciting. - Watch this."
Envy
"[Nick] I'm so glad you guys are here! This is Dimitriov."
Envy
"- Meet our best friends in the universe. - How do you do?"
Envy
"Give Tim the flash, Big D."
Envy
"Okay. Here, take it."
Envy
"[Nick] Goggles."
Envy
"Shine it right on her, buddy boy."
Envy
""Her"?"
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"[Whooping, screaming]"
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"[Cheering continues]"
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"- You told me it would work and it did! - [Natalie] Did you see that?!"
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"[Nick] It works. It works like a charm."
Envy
"Did you guys see that?"
Envy
"[Nick] Get a camera. There's nothing to shoot!"
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"Spray some on my butt because I shat my pants. Yeah!"
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"We are going to be so rich, Dimitriov!"
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"[Nick] Vapoorize!"
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"[Natalie] God, we are going to be so rich!"
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"No matter what kind of dog you have, let's face it,"
Envy
"they all gotta do their "business.""
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"Vapoorize!"
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