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Clips from Weeds - The Dark Time (S03E03)

"- Previously on Weeds. - Conrad, this is Celia."
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"I fucked a black man. Conrad."
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"Just a little something"
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"to say thank you for all your help."
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"Welcome to your new home, Ms. Hodes."
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"We'll have to keep it in the corporation's name for six months."
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"- I thought Dean was out of your life. - He was..."
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"till the handitard went and drove off of a cliff."
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"The surgery was successful, but he'll need several more."
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"There's no one else but you."
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"Oh, God."
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"- I have to sell the Majestic house. - You can't sell the Majestic house."
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"If you try to sell it, the jig's up. You'll go to jail for accepting a bribe."
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"- How you doing, baby? - I'm fuckin' pregnant again."
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"Some Indian kid I mercy-fucked for U-Turn."
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"- God bless the new Majestic! - I quit."
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"You make this easy for me, we can do it on the table."
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"- We need these votes. - I'm thinking a golf membership."
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"Your membership's been revoked."
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"Sullivan Groff and this whole fucking place can kiss my black ass."
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"I'm an elected official!"
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"You were elected by a city that no longer exists."
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"This council is not finished looking into your questionable investment in Aguatecture."
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"Aguatecture. You're soaking in it."
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"- What goes on here? - Fountains."
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"- Celia came to Aguatecture. - What does she know?"
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"She knows you fucked her boyfriend"
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"and she knows you're dealing again and she'll be in touch."
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"You should be very afraid of me..."
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"slut."
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"I watched you have sex with the best man I've ever known."
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"- You watched? - Yeah."
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"I've never been able to come vaginally."
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"How long did you watch?"
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"I want in."
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"I want in on your action..."
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"you mean slut."
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"Cunt, whore... bitch."
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"Coming down with Tourette's, Celia?"
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"I know everything you're doing and I will tell the police."
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"Wow!"
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"That would not be advisable."
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"Not taking my threat seriously"
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"would not be advisable."
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"Playing by the rules has gotten me nowhere but fucked."
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"So I am done."
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"And you will start paying"
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"for the many, many sins against me,"
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"in cash, right now."
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"OK."
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"In my line of work"
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"I realise that I'm susceptible"
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"to blackmail, shakedowns,"
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"whatever you wanna call it."
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"Up to now, I've been accommodating"
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"the extortionists in my life, but today -"
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"call it bad timing, call it karma -"
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"I've reached a tipping point,"
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"a critical mass, if you will,"
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"and I'm done."
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"No more."
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"So, Celia..."
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"if you go to the police..."
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"if you continue to threaten me or my family in any way,"
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"I... will kill you."
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"I will kill you."
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"I will end your life."
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"Mom!"
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"Shane!"
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"Say hello to Mrs. Hodes."
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"You are a fucking sociopath."
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"Thanks for stopping by."
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"Were you really going to kill her?"
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"She threatened Mommy, and we can't have that,"
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"so I had to scare her."
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"This is kind of how it's gonna be from now on, huh?"
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"Yeah... I think it is."
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"What are we doing here?"
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"He promised me golf, promised me power..."
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"then he bent me over and he fucked me up the ass,"
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"like an innocent altar boy alone in the vestry after services,"
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"lured by promises of juice and cookies."
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"Some vivid imagery there, Doug."
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"With his stupid hair. What grown man has blond hair?"
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"All right, time to go. Come with me. We'll get Dean, sell some wacky."
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"No. It's time for Doug to rise from the ashes."
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"I must reclaim what's rightfully mine, Andy, and I must fuck his shit up."
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"As God is my witness, I will get him."
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"Well, I see you're in the disturbing throes of revenge-scheming"
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"and you're not letting go, so I'm going to leave you to it."
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"Catch you later, man."
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"Victory will be mine, Andy."
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"Dumb-name will know my wrath."
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"The wrath of Doug."
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"It's comin'."
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"So now I come back once, twice a year, get a pastrami on rye down at Langer's,"
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"see the kids, see the grandkids."
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"Then I can't wait to get back to my place in Maui."
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"I got a girlfriend, name is Hepualaha'ole."
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"Roasts whole pigs in her backyard. She's crazy."
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"Anyway, so, I get a call from the fire department,"
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"said they gotta do an inspection."
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"Said they left a bunch of cards,"
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"I said, "Come by tomorrow morning.""
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"- Tomorrow? - Yeah, gotta be tomorrow."
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"I'm going back to Hawaii tomorrow night"
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"and I promised them I would personally let them in."
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"I got a lotta buildings down here, Ms. James."
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"I got to stay in good with the LAFD, huh?"
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"Mm. Tomorrow?"
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"You got some illegals back there?"
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"Hey, everybody does,"
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"- It's the way business is done. - Yeah."
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"Don't worry. We'll come by in the morning,"
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"we'll be out of your hair by first bell."
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"No, it's not that. It's just, er, we, erm..."
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"You know, we work with polymers and resins..."
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"You box 'em, you get 'em outta here,"
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"you pull 'em back in as soon as they're gone."
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"It's the cost of doing business, darling. And what is this, huh, once a year?"
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