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Clips from Weeds - The Dark Time (S03E03)

"- It's not so bad. - Mm."
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"Anyway, thank you for the coffee, it was absolutely delicious,"
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"- But I'm gonna send you some Kona. - Ahh."
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"And I'm gonna see you in the morning, bright and early, huh?"
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"I love the, er..."
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"- Er... - Yeah!"
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"Ahh."
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"Well, that didn't take too long. You charm the slacks off the landlord, Heylia?"
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"He bringing the fire marshal up in here first thing tomorrow."
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"- We all goin' to jail. - Holy shit."
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"Says it's every building, every year."
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"How the fuck you didn't know?"
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"How am I supposed to know about the fire marshal?"
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"You in charge, big man. You supposed to find this shit out."
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"What do we do?"
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"Don't look at me. I just work here."
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"Silas? All right, I'm coming right now."
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"Mommy's gotta go somewhere."
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"- Of course you do. - There's an emergency."
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"- Can I come? - No."
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"You suck."
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"I know, but..."
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"one day, I'm gonna make it all up to you."
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"I swear."
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"I'm gonna baby-sit your kids,"
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"give you the down payment for your first house,"
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"I'm going to send you to Europe... after college."
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"Hey!"
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"We'll rent a house at the beach one summer, take walks."
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"We'll look back on this as the dark time."
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"- Where are you taking me? - Therapy."
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"- What kind of therapy? - Special therapy."
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"The doctor has you on a programme, I have your exercises charted..."
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"- Damn. - What?"
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"- Beer! ...if you jump ahead..."
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"What kind of therapy requires beer?"
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"Regression therapy. Takes you all the way back to high school."
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"- Ah! Cold! - Oh! You can feel that! Sorry."
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"And that's excellent. Happy for you, man."
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"Take this and give it to the therapist so she knows what plan you've been on."
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"Parking close and partying hard."
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"- Bye, honey. - Bye... Dad."
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"- Mom's here. - Yeah..."
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"like I can wave my magic wand, make it all better."
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"We got eight hours till these plants need to be back under light."
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"To break it all down, find a new grow house and set it up again."
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"- So, where we taking it? - Where are we taking it?"
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"Uh-uh. I'm just the buyer."
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"It's your crop. You pay for it."
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"- Dying plant, coming through. - That's bullshit."
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"You gave us money, we planted a crop with it. The crop is yours. Can't smoke it yet."
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"I suggest you find us some place to move it."
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"- Oh, so, you jump, and I'm the net. - Pretty much."
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"Kinda strange little role reversal going on, huh?"
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"- Fuck you. - Fine, fuck me."
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"But you got to find us some place tonight, or we out of business."
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"Actually, you out of business."
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"I also need some people who can help,"
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"not stand there slack-jawed, arguing about who fucked up."
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"Shit."
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"- You gotta be kidding me. - Nope."
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"See that biker chick over there?"
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"She's been eyeing me for weeks."
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"I sell here all the time."
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"You are using me to get laid?"
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"You've been cooped up in that house for how long?"
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"Here's a chance for some exercise, some socialising."
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"You'll have fun."
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"- My bones are still healing. - No, no, you'll be fine."
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"A lot of these guys got fucked up in Iraq"
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"and they're basically heads on sacks of numb meat."
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"But you, you can feel your lap, so you got total advantage."
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"- Ball in. One more man. - Got him. Uh!"
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"- I don't know about this. - Don't worry. They'll go easy."
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"They're all high."
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"Your hospital has got to understand one thing,"
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"I have no money."
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"Fine, fine, turn it over to a collection agency."
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"They can take my fillings."
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"Have a nice..."
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"fucking day."
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"- I need to discuss something with you. - Do it out there."
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"- I'd prefer not to. - If you think I'm gonna let you into my house"
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"after what you did..."
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"See? I have knives, too."
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"Celia."
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"I need to rent your empty house."
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"- What for? - None of your goddamn business."
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"But... I'll make it worth your while."
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"How worth my while?"
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"- Three grand a month. - That doesn't even cover my nut."
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"- Fine, four. - You wanna do something illegal with it."
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"- Five. - Ten."
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"OK."
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"You want in on my action, you got it."
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"We need a grow house. Can you deal with that?"
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"Fifteen."
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"And you have to use this house. This house."
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"- Your other house is empty. - And it's also in my name."
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"This house is still under some Sullivan shell corp bullshit name."
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"Slut."
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"OK."
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"Do we have a deal?"
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"I will have my stuff out by the end of the month."
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"No, I need it now, as in, right now."
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"Er, what about my furniture and..."
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"Where do you want it? We'll move it anywhere you want."
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"You know what, fuck it. It's only rental crap anyway."
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"Just... stick it outside."
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"Hey, everything comes in here."
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"Right, if we doin' it, let's do it."
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"Back the truck up into the garage, we loadin' through the kitchen."
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"Nice to see you again, Celia."
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"Do I know you?"
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"Probably not."
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"- What the hell? - We're moving back to the old house."
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"- Why? - Because you need to be"
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"in a more wholesome environment."
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"- I'm Andy. - Denise."
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"Andy, little help."
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