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Clips from Club Paradise (1986)

"How come the dog gets to sit in there while we're freezing our ass off out here?"
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"It would be cruel to let him out on a night like this."
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"- He's just a dumb animal. - No, Dave, we're the dumb animals."
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"Keep it right there."
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"Over to the side. Yeah, yeah. Stay back."
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"A little girl?"
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"- I'm coming. All right, I'm here. - Yeah."
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"Where were you on the stairway, asshole?"
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"- I was looking for you. - Oh, yeah, looking for me."
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"This is my kind of night, Dave. The wind chill factor's 10 below zero..."
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"that building's an inferno, my stomach's a goddamn volcano..."
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"and I got an icicle of snot hanging from my nose."
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"That's it. This is my last fire. I'm hanging up my hose."
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"Bullshit, Jack. I've heard that from you 1,000 times."
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"- Bullshit? Oh, yeah? - Bullshit."
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"Read this, pal, and weep."
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""Paradise for Pennies. A Garden of Eden..."
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""built on a secluded lagoon, with its own private dock and speedboat included."
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"- "Contact Mr. Banks, Saint Nicholas." - Where the hell is Saint Nicholas?"
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"- It's in the islands, Dave. - Which islands?"
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"Nice, warm islands."
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"Go on, ma'am."
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"- My baby is in there. - Yes, I know."
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"My baby."
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"Damn it. Hand me that crowbar."
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"Let me know what's happening. Let me know what the spread is."
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"- Move along! - Where's he going?"
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"Get in after him!"
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"Oh, shit!"
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"Come on, baby. It's me, Jack."
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"Come on."
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"Come on, baby."
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"You want to play?"
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"You furry piece of shit."
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"Get the net! Come on, babe."
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"Come on, baby. Yeah! Get it, baby."
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"Jack, Jack! Oh, Jesus! Jack!"
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"Dave."
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"- Jack. - Dave."
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"I'm here, Jack."
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"I quit."
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"Son of a bitch."
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"Jack, can you hear me?"
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"Shit."
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"Jack!"
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"Limbo time, everybody. How low can you go?"
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"Do you mind, Jack? It's awfully loud, isn't it?"
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""Awfully loud, isn't it?" Quite true. Sorry."
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"Terribly sorry."
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"Jack, this is Captain Toby Prooth and Phillipa Lloyd."
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"They just came in from Antigua. Toby has the most beautiful sloop."
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"Yes, he does. Are you cast or crew?"
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"Strictly crew."
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"And, of course, you know the Governor."
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"Oh, the formerly honorable Anthony Croyden Hayes. Your Excellency."
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"Good gracious, man, are you still here?"
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"You remind me of a sort of strange vegetation that just popped up..."
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"and now we can't get rid of. It seems that you've been here for a year."
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"Oh, it's just been five months. But tempus really fugits when you're having fun."
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"That's what I love about you tourists: The instant you get your pink feet..."
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"into some sand, you start thinking about giving up the dry-cleaning business..."
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"in Cleveland and moving to the islands."
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"Are you in the dry-cleaning business, Mr. Moniker?"
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"Hat-blocking? Xerox repair?"
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"Fireman, sir. Chicago fireman. Retired."
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"- That's interesting. - There's a smashing yacht club..."
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"in Chicago. Belmont Harbor."
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"Well, you see, yachting's a little tough in Chicago..."
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"'cause they tend to shoot at you from the South Shore."
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"Yes, you have a nice, steady kind of violence in the States. Very predictable."
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"Here in the jungle, it's basically long, tedious periods of sweltering doldrums..."
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"punctuated by the occasional bloodbath. I think we're due for one at any minute."
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"Now, now, Tony..."
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"don't start those wild rumors about revolution again."
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"Well, it happened in Kenya, didn't it?"
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"They dragged those fat burghers from their beds in the dead of night..."
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"forced them to drink blood through a severed sheep's penis..."
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"and then hacked them to pieces with machetes."
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"It isn't bad as all that."
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"Besides, I don't think there are any sheep on Saint Nicholas."
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"I heard about this guy in Cicero."
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"He stiffed a loan shark. So a couple of these guys got him. Cut off his arm..."
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"beat him to death with the arm..."
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"then shoved the arm in a food processor, and made a dip out of it."
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"Then they served it to his family at his sister's wedding."
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"And his sister loved it so much she wanted the recipe."
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"It's a crazy world, isn't it?"
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"You two are a cheerful pair. Flotsam and jetsam."
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"My dear young lady, unlike you..."
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"I have not spent my life cruising from discotheque to discotheque..."
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"with my ass hanging out of a French-cut bathing suit."
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"- You're missing all the fun, aren't you? - I suspect you're right."
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"Prooth, I'll be stopping by the Club Paradise later."
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"There's some wonderful music."
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"- We have other plans. - I bet you do, you party Cossack."
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"Be careful. Somewhere on this island, there's a doll with your face on it."
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"Voodoo. Ta-ta. Take care."
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"- Mr. Monkey. - Oh, Miss Pansy."
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"- Bless you, girl. - No problem."
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"Have a time."
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"Yeah, man. Whiskey."
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"Radical. Yes, man. Evening, girls."
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"- Hello, again. - Hello."
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"Bug spray?"
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"No, thanks. They don't bother me."
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"They will. Take it from me. I'm Island Jack."
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"Oh, really? And what island are you from?"
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"- Ellis, originally. - So what do you do around here?"
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"After you left the Palms, they said you were a smuggler."
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"No, I'm a snuggler."
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"No, actually, I'm retired."
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"I live off a big insurance settlement from the fire department."
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"- Fraud? - No. Injury."
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"Permanently and totally disabled in the line of duty."
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"You seem fit enough."
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"- But inside, I'm a mess. - I don't doubt it."
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"- Would you care to dance? - Yeah, why not?"
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"I think we better sit this one out."
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"Thank you. I told you I was injured."
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"Phillipa."
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