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Clips from Club Paradise (1986)

"Can we leave? This place is absolutely ghastly."
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"Do you mind? I'm a close, personal friend of the owner."
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"- This is the finest hotel on the island. - I wouldn't be surprised."
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"Imagine trying to run a first-class hotel on this island."
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"Try and find a decent chef, or even a decent cut of meat."
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"And as for help, I guarantee there isn't a single native on this island..."
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"who's given a decent day's work since they outlawed flogging."
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"Refreshing outlook."
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"Fiery Jack, see you've made contact."
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"Mr. Reed, Miss Phillipa Lloyd. Mr. Toby Prooth."
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"Mr. Reed is the owner, manager, and musical entertainment director..."
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"- here at Club Paradise. - Welcome."
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"Toby here was just reminiscing about the good old days."
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"Flogging, slavery. Honest day's work for an honest day's beating."
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"- Gone but not forgotten. - Phillipa, really, can we go?"
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"I feel a colossal headache coming on."
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"I feel one just about to leave."
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"Why don't you run along? I think I'll stay a bit."
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"- Suit yourself. - Good idea."
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"Take care. See you in the 17th century."
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"- Will you join us? - Oh, thank you."
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"Hello."
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"This is Miss Philadelphia."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"This your first time in Saint Nicholas?"
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"Excuse me."
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"What can I do for you, Mr. Gundy?"
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"Nice to see you again, Ernest."
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"Nice to see you, too, Mr. Gundy."
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"Ernest..."
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"I come to you tonight because I am deeply, deeply concerned."
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"Now, when I became Prime Minister of Saint Nicholas..."
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"I told you to come to me if you had any problem."
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"Now, as Minister of Finance and Minister of Tourism..."
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"it has come to me..."
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"that you are delinquent in your taxes to the amount of $6,000..."
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"and that you haven't paid your food and beverage taxes..."
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"violations of the tourism codes..."
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"and reports of ganja being smoked right here on these premises."
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"- How can this continue? - Divine justice, Mr. Gundy."
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"Life is full of miracles."
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"I'm afraid it will take more than a miracle. Listen to me, Ernest."
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"There is a new wind blowing across Saint Nicholas."
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"I smelled it the minute you walked in."
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"It's businessmen. You and your bankers and your lawyers..."
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"are trying to business me out of here."
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"Now, if you're not drinking and you're not dancing, you better be going."
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"Still. Still. Stay."
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"Take that..."
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"Two weeks."
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"Then I'll crush you like a cigarette butt."
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"And I haven't forgotten you, Mr. Hook and Ladder Man."
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"- Fireball! - Easy."
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"You're not going out there unless you got a machine gun under that shirt."
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"- Now, you need a lawyer. - I don't need a lawyer, man. I need money."
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"Cool vibes, everyone. Part yourselves."
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"What was all that about?"
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"Oh, the usual. Corruption. Injustice."
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"The club's doing great. What's the problem?"
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"The problem is, my friend's a little behind on his taxes."
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"About 300 years behind."
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"He's gonna lose the club."
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"That's too bad. This looks like a great beach."
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"You know, with a bit of paint and some new shutters..."
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"somebody could really make something out of that. Don't you think?"
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"Yeah. With some gasoline and a few matches..."
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"I could turn it into really good insurance fire."
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"Don't you have any ambition? Surely, you must want something out of life."
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"- Yeah. - Get off."
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"Cleveland, get your thumb out of my soup. What am I paying you for?"
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"Go change the gloves, will you?"
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"I told him a million times."
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"And this noise. Is this guy any good or what?"
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"- Oh, yes. He's real good. - He's real loud."
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"Ernest! Great. Stop. Have I heard enough."
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"Come on down and we'll talk. But you guys are good, very good."
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"- Thank you. - Very hip. Too hip."
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"You can't be too hip, Mr. Zerbe."
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"For the crowd I get here, they want to hear Yellow Bird In a Banana Tree."
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"I could get two guys playing garbage cans, and they'd be happy. They'd smile."
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"But you guys... I don't know. You're too political."
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"I got more songs, you know."
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"Ernest, I know this business..."
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"and a guy who just paid $32 for a bad Veal Oscar..."
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"doesn't want to know the band is angry. But you keep playing at your own club."
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"- How's it going over there? - They're trying to take my hotel."
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"Ernest, that is not a hotel. This is a hotel."
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"What you've got over there is a nice beach with a few rooms..."
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"that Marlin Perkins would be afraid to go in."
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"You know, if you were smart, you'd sell that place to me and get out of here."
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"Sure, you kidding? A guy like you in New y ork with money in his pocket?"
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"Oh, forget it. Take my advice, sell it."
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"I'll say this for you, Mr. Zerbe. You've got style. But it's not for me."
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"- Think it over. I gotta go. So good luck. - See you around."
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"- So this is my room. - Very nice."
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"This is still my room. And this..."
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"is the guest bedroom. It's for rent, you know."
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"Inexpensive, very cheap. In fact, free."
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"Tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna pay you."
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"No, thanks. If I wanted to be kept, I'd pick someone with better prospects."
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"For your information, you are looking at a future partner in Club Paradise."
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"I can't believe it. I thought you were..."
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"completely stuck in your premature retirement fantasy."
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"Well, I've got lots of fantasies. You and your socks."
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"Me running a club in the tropics. People winging in from all over the world."
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"Toilets backing up, guests complaining, checks bouncing."
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"This is the Third World, Jack. It's not that easy."
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"That's always bothered me about the Third World."
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"I could never figure out where the other two worlds were."
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"Come on, Philadelphia, stay here. Have a decent job."
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"Work for me. I might even pay you."
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"Yeah, but Toby and the others are sailing on to Martinique on Saturday."
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"I'm meant to be going with them."
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"Darling, darling, darling. Forget Toby."
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"The man has the warmth of a snow pea. Come on, you can live here..."
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"and you can leave whenever you wish."
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"And you won't even have to make love to me."
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"- But you'll want to. - Oh, really?"
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"Maybe not right away."
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"Oh, I don't know, Jack. It might be fun for a while..."
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