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Clips from Shallow Hal (2001)

"Yeah, well, that's probably what I should be ordering, you know?"
Shallow Hal (2001)
"But I don't know, no matter what I eat,"
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"my weight just seems to stay the same."
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"So I just figure, what the hell? I'm gonna eat what I want."
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"Oh, totally. If you can get away with it, more power to ya."
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"Don't be a smart-ass."
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"What? No, I'm just saying, you know."
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"I feel bad for people who count calories. It's no way to live."
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"Yeah."
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"But in return they get to be a lot thinner than I am."
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"Uh..."
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"Are you out of your mind?"
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"What do you weigh? 110, 115 pounds?"
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"Which one of my butt cheeks are you talking about?"
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"Okay."
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"Cuckoo, cuckoo."
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"Trust me, whatever you're doing, it's working."
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"It is working."
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"Oh, go on."
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"Oh, my God! Are you okay?"
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"Oops."
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"Goddang it. Rosemary, don't move. Is your back all right?"
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"Yeah."
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"Is she all right?"
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"Listen, you gotta get some decent chairs in here, man."
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"What's this shit made out of, anyway?"
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"Steel."
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"Yeah? Well, you should get it welded better in the corners!"
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"All right, then."
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"Rosemary, you sure you're okay?"
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"Yeah. I'm a little embarrassed but"
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"it's happened before, it'll happen again."
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"Oh, man."
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"Don't be embarrassed. Listen, I beef it. Everybody beefs it."
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"We're too late. The food's probably all gone."
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"Listen, can you wait here one second?"
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"Oh, Hal, just let it go."
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"Nah. Nah."
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"Hal. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah."
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"(MOCK LAUGHTER)"
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"You guys are making fun of me 'cause I'm a little pudgy?"
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"No, I wasn't making fun of you. I was... That's fine."
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"Do me a favor. Take a look outside."
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"You see that little fox out there?"
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"See that little number? She's with me."
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"If you took all the women you two have ever gone out with,"
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"they wouldn't equal one of her."
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"We're not arguing that. No."
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"(MOCK LAUGHTER)"
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"That's right. Laugh it up, fellas."
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"And tonight, when you're hugging your pillow, remember, I'm with her."
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"All right? That's it."
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"Uh!"
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"What happened? Well, let's just say"
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"the score's Hal two, mall rats zero."
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"Let me walk you to your car."
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"Well, thanks for lunch, Hal."
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"Ah, my pleasure, Rosie."
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"My mother calls me Rosie."
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"Really? Yeah."
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"Gentlemen, can I interest you in some chili fries and half a burger?"
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"There's a lot left 'cause the little guy couldn't finish his meal."
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"Hey. Hey. Pussy."
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"That was nice of you."
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"Well, you're all right in my book, too, Hal."
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"Can I have your number?"
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"What number?"
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"Your PIN number, I want your money!"
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"Your phone number. What do you think?"
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"Why?"
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"You know, to go out. Maybe like tomorrow."
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"Uh..."
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"Well, yeah."
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"I mean, sure. It's in the book under Rosemary Shanahan."
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"I can write it down. It's S-H-A..."
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"No, I'll remember it."
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"My boss's name is Steve Shanahan."
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"That's my father's name."
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"Not JPS Steve Shanahan?"
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"Yeah!"
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"Yeah."
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"Your father is my boss."
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"I mean, not my boss. He's my boss's boss."
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"I mean, I don't know him, but I see him around the office."
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"Well, then you won't forget my name."
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"Hal? Yeah?"
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"If I don't hear from you,"
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"I appreciate everything, anyway."
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"Cuckoo."
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"You sure you don't want a dog?"
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"Yeah, yeah. I'm trying to lose a couple of lbs."
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"Since when do you care about your gut?"
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"I don't really, but I'm a little nervous."
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"This girl who's coming to meet me here is in incredible."
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"Uh-huh?"
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"Like the ones on the dance floor the other night?"
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"Even better, buddy. I'm telling you, it's almost beyond belief."
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"She's funny, she's smart, she teaches self-esteem to sick kids."
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"And I would never believe a girl as beautiful could have"
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"such a great personality."
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"Ugly duckling syndrome. She probably wasn't pretty till high school."
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"The personality had to develop out of necessity."
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"You know what? I bet you're right."
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"She's way too pretty to be so nice."
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"Sometimes they're ugly so long,"
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"they turn pretty and don't realize it."
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"The ugly self-image is so well ingrained. That's a real find."
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"Hey! Hey!"
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"I've been looking for you."
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"Oh, shit. Oh, it's Lindy. The girl with the toe."
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"Hey, Mauricio. How ya doing?"
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"Good. Did you get my message?"
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"No, no. My phone machine's not really working there. Did you call?"
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"I got tickets for that Beatles reunion."
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"The Beatles?"
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"Yeah. Well, not the real Beatles,"
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"but Paul, George and Ringo will be there."
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"But Eric Clapton is filling in for John."
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"It's an invitation-only acoustic set."
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"Only about 70 people, tops."
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