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Clips from Shallow Hal (2001)

"Oh, man."
Shallow Hal (2001)
"So you're in?"
Shallow Hal (2001)
"Ahhh..."
Shallow Hal (2001)
"No. Not a Clapton fan."
Shallow Hal (2001)
"Think I'll pass."
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"Okay."
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"Well, I guess I'll see ya. Yeah, yeah."
Shallow Hal (2001)
"Bye, Lindy."
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"Oh, did you see the toe?"
Shallow Hal (2001)
"Mauricio, I gotta tell you, you got issues."
Shallow Hal (2001)
"Don't even get me started."
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"Oh, God. There she is. There's Rosemary."
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"Where?"
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"Right there."
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"Right where?"
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"Straight ahead. Across the field."
Shallow Hal (2001)
"Is she behind the rhino?"
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"She's right there!"
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"Mauricio, I want you to meet someone."
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"This is Rosemary Shanahan. Rosemary, Mauricio Wilson."
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"Hi. Nice to meet you."
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"Holy cow. I mean, hi."
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"Is that a Members Only jacket?"
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"Yes. Yes, it is."
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"So, are you, like, the last member?"
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"Oh, man. One-nothing, Rosemary. I told you she was good."
Shallow Hal (2001)
"Excuse me for just one second. Hello? Oh, hi, Mom."
Shallow Hal (2001)
"Yeah, hold on. Will you guys excuse me?"
Shallow Hal (2001)
"Want something from the snack bar?"
Shallow Hal (2001)
"Yeah, get me a beer and nachos with all the stuff on it."
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"You got it."
Shallow Hal (2001)
"Does she take the cake or what?"
Shallow Hal (2001)
"She takes the whole bakery, Hal."
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"I told you."
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"Yes, you did. And yet I wasn't prepared."
Shallow Hal (2001)
"So, what are you up for?"
Shallow Hal (2001)
"I don't know. I like the track."
Shallow Hal (2001)
"Ah, so she's a gambler."
Shallow Hal (2001)
"Yeah, well, just the dogs."
Shallow Hal (2001)
"I hate the ponies. There's too much human involvement, you know?"
Shallow Hal (2001)
"You can't trust people if you're looking for a fair deal."
Shallow Hal (2001)
"What about you? Do you gamble?"
Shallow Hal (2001)
"No, not really."
Shallow Hal (2001)
"I mean, I bet on pro football now and then,"
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"but to make it more exciting. I don't care if I win."
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"Huh."
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"I've never read that book."
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"What book?"
Shallow Hal (2001)
"Things Losers Say."
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"(ROSEMARY CHUCKLES)"
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"Hey, I got a good idea. Why don't we forget the track,"
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"and I'll introduce you to some good friends of mine?"
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"Yeah? Yeah."
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"All right. What do you say?"
Shallow Hal (2001)
"I say okay."
Shallow Hal (2001)
"You say okay?"
Shallow Hal (2001)
"Hi, guys. I want you to meet a very good friend of mine. Okay?"
Shallow Hal (2001)
"This guy here is Hal. And he's really funny."
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"How ya doing? Good."
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"Good to meet ya."
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"Hey."
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"Wow. Oh, my God. Look at that face."
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"She should be doing Keebler commercials."
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"You're the cutest thing I've ever seen."
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"What's your name, beautiful?"
Shallow Hal (2001)
"Cadence."
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"Cadence. That's a pretty name."
Shallow Hal (2001)
"You know, my uncle's name is Cadence."
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"Well, I got news for you, Cadence."
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"I'm not putting you down until the cows come home."
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"Put her down."
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"The cow came home."
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"What is he doing here?"
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"These aren't visiting hours."
Shallow Hal (2001)
"Oh, Nurse Peeler, we were just coming by to say hi to the kids."
Shallow Hal (2001)
"Oh, fine. Pack it up."
Shallow Hal (2001)
"And get these patients back in their beds."
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"(PAGER BEEPING)"
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"Should we get going?"
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"Don't pay any attention to Nurse Sourpuss."
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"Sourpuss."
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"(KIDS GIGGLE)"
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"Hey! I got an idea. Do you want to play the kissing game?"
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"I do! Me!"
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"Yeah? Want me to go get a bottle?"
Shallow Hal (2001)
"No, no. Want to get the lipstick?"
Shallow Hal (2001)
"Get lipstick."
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"Yeah, okay."
Shallow Hal (2001)
"What we do is we put on the lipstick."
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"The kisser kisses as much as they can until the lipstick comes off."
Shallow Hal (2001)
"Oh, cool. I want to go first."
Shallow Hal (2001)
"Then I'm going last."
Shallow Hal (2001)
"Jesse."
Shallow Hal (2001)
"(UNDER BREATH) Hey, they don't have"
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"anything I can catch, do they?"
Shallow Hal (2001)
"They don't have anything you can catch."
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"I didn't think so. You guys don't even look sick."
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"You're just a bunch of phonies like my Uncle Cadence."
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"I'll bet you're here so you can get out of school. Right?"
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"Is that right? Yeah."
Shallow Hal (2001)
"Give me some lipstick."
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"Put on lipstick."
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"You were incredible in there. You were. You were so amazing."
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"I'm serious. A lot of people get squeamish in that situation, and you were so..."
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"Rosemary? Is that you?"
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"Dr. Sayed! How's it going?"
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"Good. Who is this?"
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"This is my friend Hal."
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"Hal. Good to meet you."
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"Be nice to her. She's a good girl. All right."
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"Bye, Rosemary. Bye."
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"I'm serious. That's what these kids need,"
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"is, like, a stranger who isn't afraid to just be with them and play with them."
Shallow Hal (2001)
"It builds their self-confidence."
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"Why would anybody be afraid of 'em?"
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"You are off-the-charts adorable. Do you know that?"
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"Come on."
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"This is a nice street you live on."
Shallow Hal (2001)
"Yeah, this is my street. You want to come up?"
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