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Clips from The Great North - Game of Snownes Adventure (S01E01)

"-Look, Jerry. -Oh, but that's just a photo"
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"of you getting a Christmas gift. (gasps)"
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"And here you are at a café in Italy!"
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"ALYSON: But look at my hair, Jerry."
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"JERRYBEE: Yeah, the front part's cut off."
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"ALYSON: Those are bangs, Jerry."
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"Horrible bangs that have haunted me for years."
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"I want to erase my memories of being in the bang gang."
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"Alyson, you need to work on how you using that word."
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"No. I want to recreate these photos"
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"with my current, very amazing hair."
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"See this other person in all these pictures?"
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"That was my roommate Anthony, and he moved away."
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"-So I need you to be my Anthony. -Hey, I'll try it."
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"I'm an Anthony, not a Can't-hony."
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"Aw, shoot. It's expired."
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"Nonsense. That's just a trick to get you to buy more medicine."
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"(sneezes) Oh, maybe I should take two doses."
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"I refuse to be a Sickly Stuart."
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"You know what the best part of tonight's game night will be?"
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"Watching all of your fellow family members do their best?"
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"Dipping a cookie into the cheese log just to see how it feels?"
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"Mmm! Oh, it's wonderful!"
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"It's like I'm kissing a prince whose mouth is full of cheese."
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"No, the best part of game night will be me"
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"giving up my old, cheating ways."
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"Uh, I was just keeping the pieces warm."
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"Diondra Tundra here with a weather update."
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"While we were predicting just a light squall,"
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"looks like it's actually going to be squall to squall snow,"
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"for what some people are squalling"
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""the storm of the century.""
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"Uh-oh. Wolf."
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"Wow, it's a lot snowier than they predicted!"
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"All I see is white. It's like when I met your family!"
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"Uh, we should probably turn around and go home."
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"Uh, I can't see our house."
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"Wait, wait, I can't see it, either."
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"Holy freakin' lizard! We're stuck in a blizzard!"
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"Okay, so don't freak out, but we are a little lost."
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"Well, we know the main house is 300 steps from our house,"
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"and we've already gone 142 steps."
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"How do you know how many steps we've taken?"
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"Why spend money on a Fitbit when I can count all my own steps?"
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"Oh, you're so sensible, my steppie pie."
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"But we shouldn't step anywhere now."
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"It's only 158 steps. I'll give you a piggyback ride."
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"You know how much I love PBRs, but we're already disoriented."
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"We should just sit tight, snuggle up"
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"and wait for conditions to clear or-or Dad to find us."
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"Uh-uh. I've seen the movie Everest."
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"You stop, you get cold but you think you're hot,"
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"so you take off all your clothes."
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"And then you die. All the other hikers"
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"just hike all over your nude, dead body"
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"with your boobs just flapping in the wind"
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"until they freeze mid-flap."
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"And then you're just a couple of boobsicles staring at God."
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"Perfect movie. And I hear what you're saying,"
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"but I'm sure my dad will come looking for us."
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"Trust me, my dad has a sixth sense about where I am."
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"When we played hide-and-seek,"
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"he found me behind the couch every time."
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"So let's just sit down and hug for warmth."
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"Mmm. This isn't bad."
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"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
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"We are not fooling around out here."
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"Didn't you hear my Everest story? The frozen boobs?"
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"Uh, what I meant was, let's have a sip"
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"of Wolf's Wolfies to stay warm."
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"Just a tiny little sip. Got to keep our wits about us."
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"Mmm! That's warming."
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"Yeah. See, what I do is I melt a gallon of ice cream,"
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"add a flat Coke, add two cups of sugar,"
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"three bags of melted chocolate chips,"
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"and then a pinch-- and I mean just a pinch-- of honey."
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"Otherwise it gets too sweet."
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"Oh, and of course the whiskey and the rum."
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"-Let's have a tiny bit more. -Uh, just a hair more."
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"One more sip."
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"Ooh."
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"Are you sure your dad's gonna come find us?"
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"Are you kidding? Dad's favorite thing"
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"is search and rescue."
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"I know he'll never say it, but I think he was"
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"kind of disappointed that none of us ever fell in a well."
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"Ah, they're lost in that snow."
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"-I need to go look for 'em. -I don't know, Dad."
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"It's really coming down."
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"Judy, no one knows this land like me."
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"I was born in the bushes out there."
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"My mom didn't make it to the hospital."
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"By a lot. (sneezing)"
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"Dad, since you're sick, should we all go out there with you?"
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"-Safety in numbers? -Or one big sacrifice."
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"No, I'll be fine. Whoa."
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"-What, Dad? -Nothing. I just thought I saw something."
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"-Never mind. -SNOWFLAKE: Hello, Beef."
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"It's me from before. The dendrite snowflake."
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"-Call me Denny. -BEEF: Nope. Snowflakes don't talk."
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"-Did you just say something, Dad? -Uh... No. No."
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"Beef, let's go. I'm late."
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"Sit tight. I'll be back soon."
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"JUDY: I do not feel good"
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"-about letting him go out there. -But he's Dad."
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"And nothing bad ever happens to dads, right?"
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"Henry's dad chopped off his own finger"
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"when he was putting cream cheese on a bagel,"
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"but he's probably the exception."
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"Hey, Beef, wait up."
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"Where are we heading, Beef? Should we go grab a bite?"
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"Look, I know I'm probably hallucinating you,"
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"but have you seen my son and his fiancée out here?"
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"Hallucinating me? Well, maybe I'm hallucinating you, Beef."
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"Look, let's not worry about who's hallucinating who."
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"Let's just enjoy being lost in the snow."
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"I'm not lost. I've lived here my whole life."
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"I've named every tree out here."
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"Like this tree. This is Chris Pine."
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"Oh, I loved him in Hell or High Water."
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