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Clips from The Great North - Game of Snownes Adventure (S01E01)

"He's so handsome. I'd love to whiten his branches."
The Great North
"The tree was here first, way before that guy got famous."
The Great North
"-And who's this? -Who's who?"
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"This hill we're falling down."
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"-Whee! -Aah!"
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"Hon, I think I have to ride the yellow rainbow,"
The Great North
"if you know what I mean."
The Great North
"I-I'm just gonna step right over there to pee."
The Great North
"-I'll be right back. -(gasps)"
The Great North
"I don't think you should step anywhere."
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"-We got to stay together. -Wait, you know"
The Great North
"I can't pee if I know someone's watching."
The Great North
"That's why I can't use public bathrooms."
The Great North
"Or private ones if there's a picture"
The Great North
"of a person hanging in them."
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"Or an expressive bird."
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"Let's just hold hands, and you take a tiny step away and pee,"
The Great North
"and that way we won't get separated from each other."
The Great North
"Okay. Here I go."
The Great North
"-Aah! -Are you okay?"
The Great North
"Yeah. Just screamed because the wind hit my penis,"
The Great North
"and my penis did not like it."
The Great North
"-Okay. Did you go? -No, I can't."
The Great North
"I think it's because you're holding my hand"
The Great North
"so I know you're there."
The Great North
"Uh, I'm just gonna drop it for one second."
The Great North
"-Wolf, no! -Don't worry, I won't move an inch."
The Great North
"Oh, turduck-it! Damn it, the Wolfies!"
The Great North
"Wolf? Are you there? Can you hear me?"
The Great North
"Yeah, just rescuing the Wolfies. Oh, got them."
The Great North
"Okay. Now walk toward my voice."
The Great North
"Yep, hold on. I just need to put my penis back in my pants."
The Great North
"Wait. You sound farther away."
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"Oh, no, my zipper is frozen open."
The Great North
"Wait, there it goes. Uh, Honeybee?"
The Great North
"Honeybee? Oh, no, I lost her."
The Great North
"-Damn it! I forgot to pee. -Wolf? Wolf?"
The Great North
"-Get up, Beef. This is no time for a layabout. -(Beef groans)"
The Great North
"-Where are we? -We walked around for a while"
The Great North
"after we fell down the hill, Beef. You don't remember?"
The Great North
"We were walking. We were singing."
The Great North
"You told me you felt an existential dread"
The Great North
"when you pictured all of your children leaving home."
The Great North
"And then you laid face down in the snow."
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"-And now we're here. -Oh, man. This is bad."
The Great North
"I was really looking forward to having the whole family"
The Great North
"together tonight, and now half of us are lost in the snow."
The Great North
"Ha! You think you have it bad?"
The Great North
"-I'm all alone out here. -Come on."
The Great North
"-There's snowflakes all over. -I don't know them."
The Great North
"You think all snowflakes know each other?"
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"-Ha. Typical flesh man. -I'm sorry."
The Great North
"Yeah, you should be sorry. You're lucky we're best friends."
The Great North
"Wolf! Wolf!"
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"(exhales) Okay. Gonna start getting dark soon,"
The Great North
"and Wolf just said to stay where you are,"
The Great North
"but no offense to Wolf, that seems dumb."
The Great North
"Okay. I think the tool shed is the closest building."
The Great North
"If I point my body toward where I think it is,"
The Great North
"I can make it there. (shivering exhale)"
The Great North
"I am a self-sufficient woman who is not"
The Great North
"going to die in the snow."
The Great North
"I know this because I believe in myself"
The Great North
"and because a mall psychic told me"
The Great North
"it was gonna be a zip-lining accident."
The Great North
"With the pizza on the table, this really feels like Italy."
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"Thank you for holding the poster, Santiago."
The Great North
"Thank you for trusting me."
The Great North
"Anthony and I had such a wonderful time in Italy."
The Great North
"Luckily, the year before, he fell off a log flume ride"
The Great North
"and legally drowned for three minutes."
The Great North
"He used the settlement money to pay for our trip."
The Great North
"He was always so generous."
The Great North
"And so bad at staying seated throughout the ride."
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"-To Anthony. -To Anthony. -SANTIAGO: To Anthony."
The Great North
"♪ Girl, you got it going on ♪"
The Great North
"♪ The picture on the shelf ♪"
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"♪ Takes me back to all the memories of myself. ♪"
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"Guys, this is bad. Dad should be back by now."
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"There's snow out there and holes,"
The Great North
"and the kind of snow-covered holes that Dad might"
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"fall into when he's hopped up on expired cold medicine."
The Great North
"I think one of us should go after him."
The Great North
"I'll go. I won MVP-- most valuable prepper--"
The Great North
"of my Lil' Preppers survivalist troop."
The Great North
"You could say I've been prepping for this moment my whole life."
The Great North
"Guys, no, I'm going. I need you two"
The Great North
"to stay here in case anyone comes back."
The Great North
"Moon, you can treat frostbite injuries"
The Great North
"and suck the venom from their legs"
The Great North
"in case they encountered any snow snakes."
The Great North
"Uh, first of all, snow snakes aren't real."
The Great North
"And second, if they were, you wouldn't suck their venom, Judy."
The Great North
"You would drain it with a small blade."
The Great North
"See, that's why we need you here."
The Great North
"And, Ham, I'll need you to be my anchor."
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"Here's my lantern."
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"And take half the cheese log."
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"We'll keep the other."
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"Gouda-bye, and gouda luck."
The Great North
"If I don't make it back, tell my family I love them."
The Great North
"But we are your family."
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"Tell them."
The Great North
"♪ ♪"
The Great North
"Dad! Wolf!"
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"(shivering): Honeybee!"
The Great North
"This storm is insane."
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"Aah! Aah! Ouch."
The Great North
"What in the world? The old outhouse."
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"Oh, maybe I'll just go in here"
The Great North
"and take a little bitty storm siesta."
The Great North
"(yelps) Holy guaca-snow-ly, that wind is poppin'."
The Great North
"I don't think that's the right word, but, ooh,"
The Great North
"all my other words are frozen."
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"So I'm just gonna take a little rest in here,"
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"and then I'm gonna follow the rope"
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"back to the house... Aah!"
The Great North
"Oh, sorry. Were you using the bathroom?"
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"-We can come back. -What are you guys doing here?"
The Great North
"You're supposed to be back at the house"
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