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Clips from The Great North - Game of Snownes Adventure (S01E01)

"♪ Look up there ♪"
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"♪ What do you see? ♪"
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"♪ Nature and stuff ♪"
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"-♪ Like a rock ♪ -♪ And a tree ♪"
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"♪ Oh, the Great North ♪"
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"♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪"
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"♪ Catch some fish ♪"
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"♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪"
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"♪ Wow ♪"
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"♪ Oh, the Great North ♪"
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"♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪"
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"♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪"
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"♪ From longest night to longest day ♪"
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"♪ In the Great North. ♪"
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"Well, Wolf and Honeybee"
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"should be heading over soon for Tobin family game night."
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"Whoa! Judy, Ham, Moon, you have got to get over here"
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"and see this crazy snowflake."
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"It's got stellar dendrites."
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"-Dendrites for days. -Am I crazy"
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"or does that other one have hollow columns?"
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"Ugh, I wish Wolf was here already."
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"He loves dendrites."
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"(grunts) Where are they?"
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"Maybe I ought to give him a call. Ha."
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"-(line ringing) -WOLF (over phone): Hello."
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"Hey, Wolf. It's your dad, Beef."
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"You and Honeybee were supposed to be here for game night"
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"in ten minutes and you're not early,"
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"so I'm just checking to make sure you're okay."
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"Everything's fine. We're just getting ourselves together."
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"I'm making Wolf's Wolfies, and pretty soon,"
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"we'll all be making memories."
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"Great. I'll... (sneezes)"
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"Wait, was that a sneeze? A-Are you sick?"
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"-Are... Should we reschedule? -Absolutely not."
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"I'll just take some cold medicine."
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"Dad, you haven't had any medicine since you took"
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"half a Tylenol after you shattered your pelvis."
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"Y-You must be feeling pretty bad."
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"The only thing that would make me feel bad"
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"is if we weren't all together tonight."
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"-(stammers) Got to go, Dad. -Huh."
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"-Uh-oh. What's going on, Dad? -Wolf usually says"
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""I love you" when we hang up."
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"And then he sings it and then he whispers it."
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"This time, he just said, "Got to go, Dad.""
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"Well, maybe... he got to go."
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"Yeah, maybe. It just feels like Wolf and Honeybee"
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"haven't been around as much lately."
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"Last week, they only came to four out of seven breakfasts,"
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"and Wolf missed wood-piling day"
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"because they had to, quote, "get their marriage license.""
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"They didn't even come over to watch that other"
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"unrelated Tobin family on Family Feud."
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"Their performance was-- survey says-- disgraceful."
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"I mean, I don't want to just throw around the D-word, but..."
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"(gasps) Dracula disorder?"
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"Drifting, as in we're all drifting apart."
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"This was my worry when they moved out to the guesthouse,"
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"that we'd see them less and less."
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"And then from there, who knows what would happen?"
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"Oh, my God. Is it me driving them away?"
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"I'm always pestering Honeybee with annoying questions"
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"like: "How much do you think your arms weigh?"
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""Like, if you took them off your body"
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"and weighed them separately?""
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"(gasps) It could be my fault."
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"The other day, when Wolf and I went to the movies,"
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"I got a small popcorn to share, and he said,"
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""I wish you'd gotten a medium.""
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"Well, I know it's not me. I'm amazing."
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"You're gonna love game night."
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"Everyone's got their game night personality."
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"Moon always claims he's not gonna cheat,"
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"then he cheats like crazy,"
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"Judy eats so many snacks she almost barfs,"
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"oh, a-and Ham roots for everyone,"
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"especially the people he's playing against,"
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"and Dad just keeps saying,"
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"(imitates Beef): "Isn't this fun?""
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"-And what about you? -Oh, I'm kind of like"
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"a cool guy high roller, but mostly I just get very drunk."
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"Uh, speaking of cool guys, is your brother Jerrybee coming?"
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"He said he'll try. He's getting headshots done"
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"in his Bigfoot costume for his website."
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"He's really blowing up on the Lone Moose"
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"birthday party circuit."
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"Oh, can you see if he'll sign one for me?"
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"I want it to say "Never stop dreaming.""
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"All right, let me just transfer"
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"the Wolf's Wolfies into my chug jug."
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"And let me just grab my famous Fresno 14-layer dip."
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"I leave out the 13th layer because everyone knows"
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"(spooky voice): it's haunted."
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"-(camera shutter clicks) -ALYSON: Well,"
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"-that ought to do it. -Great. I got to get going"
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"-to my sister's game night. -PAM: Hey, you guys."
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"Sorry to interrupt."
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"I'm just going around telling everyone"
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"that the snow outside is really bad."
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"If you want to leave, you should have done that 20 minutes ago."
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"No one's going anywhere now."
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"Sorry I didn't get to warn you sooner."
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"I have a short gait."
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"Oh, you're perfect the way you are, Security Pam."
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"So we're stuck in the mall?"
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"I guess I can't make it to game night."
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"Oh, well. Maybe I'll just go down and smell the food court."
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"Actually, Jerry, as long as we're stuck here,"
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"there's a little project that I have"
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"that I've been dying to work on."
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"And if you wanted to be involved,"
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"I could pay you a small modeling fee."
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"I booked a gig!"
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"Jerry, I'm going to show you something very horrific,"
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"but very intimate."
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"I did some photographs when I was younger."
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"Photos I'm not proud of. My 2003 bang photos."
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"I don't know if I should see those, Alyson."
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