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Clips from Girls5eva - Tour Mode (S02E02)

"what a self-centered piece of shit would say."
Girls5eva
"[bright music]"
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"- I guess I have really grown a lot."
Girls5eva
"Maybe...Kev can grow too."
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"- Okay, okay! - Amen."
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"- Okay, I'm in. I'm in!"
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"But only if you promise to be honest with Caroline."
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"- Fine."
Girls5eva
"- Now everyone go clean up your shit"
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"and pack 47 underwears of your choice."
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"[all screaming]"
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"- * L-l-l-l-lap pool, f-f-f-f-fobs *"
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"* G-g-g-g-gym that Lester Holt was seen at once *"
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"- Kev. [sighs]"
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"I'm going on the tour. You're gonna stay with Stevia."
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"- No, I'm not to be trusted!"
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"- You'll figure it out,"
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"just like I had to when you went to Tampa."
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"- [groans] - Hey, listen to me."
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"Be her best friend, not her parent."
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"Win her heart through possessions."
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"- Oh."
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"- And find out what she's up to by posing as an older,"
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"very cool CGI shapewear CEO on TikTok."
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"I'll give you the account and the password I made up."
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"Also-- - Can I get paper?"
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"- Hey, buddy. You're gonna be a big brother."
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"- I wanna play lacrosse!"
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"- There goes our New York lonely boy."
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"- That happened too fast."
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"[clock dings] [coughs]"
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"Jesus, Max!"
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"- I guess this is goodbye forever."
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"- Why?"
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"- Because I'm leaving, and you can't come with me."
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"- Wickie, I don't want this to end."
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"There's technology now. We can just J.O. over FaceTime."
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"- I'd like that."
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"- Look, my path may lead right back to you,"
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"and I know you said it isn't great out there,"
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"but I have to learn that for myself."
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"I'm so sorry, and I love you."
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"- Oh, fuck you for this shit!"
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"You rope me back in just to cut the fucking rope?"
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"- You just keep the fucking apartment, okay?"
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"- Then I just mix it up. - You got it."
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"- Oh, I'm scared, but I'm doing it!"
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"- You got it! Yeah! - Stevia!"
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"This is your food!"
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"[upbeat music]"
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"[car horn honks] - [gasps] All right."
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"- Ahh! - Whoo!"
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"- I could ride in this! - Hey."
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"I needed new wheels since the Cube blew up, anyway."
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"- And we got... * A driver *"
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"[all cheer]"
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"- I'm Percy. [laughs] I'm scared on highways."
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"- Are you scared of bags? - No."
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"- Here's some food for the road."
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"The hot one's bagel pizzas and the wet one's peaches."
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"- Lunch lord."
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"I've only ever said this to a golf cart"
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"I thought contained Billy Porter, but..."
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"[softly] I love you."
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"- I love you too."
Girls5eva
"It'd be nice if you called me Sheawn."
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"[both chuckle]"
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"* *"
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"- Muah."
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"- We'll meet you in every city that has good ramen."
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"- Good luck, Mommy. - Mm, thank you, my babe."
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"Muah. I love you both so much."
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"- Are you Ted Lasso-ing? No one will root for you, miss!"
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"- Shut up, and let me live my life!"
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"- Get outta here! - Fuck off!"
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"- Whoo! - Come on! Okay."
Girls5eva
"I'm gonna learn maps!"
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"- Bye!"
Girls5eva
"- Next stop, Fort Worth. After that, I don't know."
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"We'll figure it out. Tour mode! Whoo!"
Girls5eva
"- Tour mode! - Tour mode!"
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"- I forgot all my bras."
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"all: * B.P.E. *"
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"* Got that big pussy energy, yeah, yeah, yeah *"
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"* *"
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"- * Steppin' out, done playin' it small *"
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"- * Takin' over, yeah, wall to wall *"
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"- * Goin' up like a cannonball *"
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"- * It's B.P.E., y'all *"
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"all: * B.P.E. *"
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"* Got that big pussy energy, yeah, yeah, yeah *"
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"* B.P.E. *"
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"* Got that big pussy energy, yeah, yeah, yeah *"
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"- * Kick down the doors, no locks *"
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"* I don't need a key, eyes down here *"
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"* Yeah, I'm the centerpiece, animal queendom *"
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"* Feline synergy, kickin' down the doors *"
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"* Big pussy energy *"
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"* I don't care if you like me *"
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"* Swagger that says you just met somebody *"
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"* Confidence boosted by vitamin P *"
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"* Kickin' down the doors, big pussy energy! *"
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"all: * Square feet, I'm going for miles *"
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"* Upgrade, taking up the aisles *"
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"* Open up those classified files *"
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"* From the Department of Treasury *"
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"- Big pussy energy! all: * B.P.E. *"
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"- * Got that big pussy energy *"
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"* Yeah, yeah, yeah *"
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"all: * Yeah, yeah, yeah, B.P.E. *"
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"- * Got that big pussy energy *"
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"* Yeah, yeah, yeah *"
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"all: * Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah *"
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"* *"
Girls5eva
"- Good night, everybody. - Good night."
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"[biscuit crunching]"
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"- [sighs]"
Girls5eva
"An accident at 40 is usually mixing up your Chastains"
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"and your Dallas Howards, not a surprise baby."
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"- I'll never get over the fact that I can make life"
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