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Clips from Girls5eva - Tour Mode (S02E02)

with my penis.

"with my penis."

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It puts the other parts to shame.

"It puts the other parts to shame."

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Oh, eyes, oh, yeah, you can see a boat?

"Oh, eyes, oh, yeah, you can see a boat?"

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Great, come back to me when you can make one.

"Great, come back to me when you can make one."

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- They really age-shame you with this take-home literature.

"- They really age-shame you with this take-home literature."

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"The Over 35 Geriatric Pregnancy:

""The Over 35 Geriatric Pregnancy:"

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There Be Monsters."

"There Be Monsters.""

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"Like Dresden after the Allied firebombing,

""Like Dresden after the Allied firebombing,"

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your uterus is a shell of its former--"

"your uterus is a shell of its former--""

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- Ignore that.

"- Ignore that."

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We're getting you a better doctor.

"We're getting you a better doctor."

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- This kid's graduation, are we gonna have

"- This kid's graduation, are we gonna have"

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to be the parents who sit on the aisle?

"to be the parents who sit on the aisle?"

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- Hey, hey, hey, look.

"- Hey, hey, hey, look."

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You know I want this, but are you good here?

"You know I want this, but are you good here?"

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- Yeah, I am.

"- Yeah, I am."

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It's just, the timing is bananas.

"It's just, the timing is bananas."

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We have this tour on the table.

"We have this tour on the table."

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And will America be as kind to a female Ted Lasso

"And will America be as kind to a female Ted Lasso"

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who leaves her family to go abroad?

"who leaves her family to go abroad?"

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I think not.

"I think not."

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And Wickie, I know she's gonna see this

"And Wickie, I know she's gonna see this"

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as me holding the group back.

"as me holding the group back."

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- Hey, take a breath.

"- Hey, take a breath."

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- Yeah, you're right.

"- Yeah, you're right."

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I'm only six weeks in, so maybe we hold a beat

"I'm only six weeks in, so maybe we hold a beat"

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before we tell anybody?

"before we tell anybody?"

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- Sure.

"- Sure."

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But can we just tell a stranger

"But can we just tell a stranger"

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just to get some of the telling energy out?

"just to get some of the telling energy out?"

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- Yes, ooh, they're coming. - Oh, hey.

"- Yes, ooh, they're coming. - Oh, hey."

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- We're having a baby!

"- We're having a baby!"

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- My penis can make arms and lungs!

"- My penis can make arms and lungs!"

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- Oh, okay.

"- Oh, okay."

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[both squeal]

"[both squeal]"

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- Let's find somebody else. - Yes, okay, this way.

"- Let's find somebody else. - Yes, okay, this way."

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[upbeat pop music] all: * Gonna be famous 5eva *

"[upbeat pop music] all: * Gonna be famous 5eva *"

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* 'Cause 4eva's too short *

"* 'Cause 4eva's too short *"

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* It's too short *

"* It's too short *"

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* Gonna be famous 3gether *

"* Gonna be famous 3gether *"

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* 'Cause that's 1 more than 2gether *

"* 'Cause that's 1 more than 2gether *"

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* Gonna be famous 5eva *

"* Gonna be famous 5eva *"

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* 'Cause 4eva's too short *

"* 'Cause 4eva's too short *"

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* So what are you waiting 5? *

"* So what are you waiting 5? *"

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* Girls5eva *

"* Girls5eva *"

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[twinkling note]

"[twinkling note]"

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[soft music]

"[soft music]"

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- Huh.

"- Huh."

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Normally, I'd be in an Uber by now, yet I'm here,

"Normally, I'd be in an Uber by now, yet I'm here,"

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in the light,

"in the light,"

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eating 200 eggs out of a catering tray.

"eating 200 eggs out of a catering tray."

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Eggs are easy to portion for two people, Sheawn.

"Eggs are easy to portion for two people, Sheawn."

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You just stop cracking after four.

"You just stop cracking after four."

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- You sound insane.

"- You sound insane."

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Hey, I'm chaperoning a dance on Thursday.

"Hey, I'm chaperoning a dance on Thursday."

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You wanna be my date?

"You wanna be my date?"

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- Oh, um, maybe.

"- Oh, um, maybe."

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I just need to see what's up with all this tour stuff.

"I just need to see what's up with all this tour stuff."

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- So you don't want to be seen in public with me?

"- So you don't want to be seen in public with me?"

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- No!

"- No!"

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I just like it here.

"I just like it here."

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It's all cozy here, um...

"It's all cozy here, um..."

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This is cool.

"This is cool."

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- Okay. Mm-hmm. - [laughs]

"- Okay. Mm-hmm. - [laughs]"

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This is fun. - Yeah, it's fine.

"This is fun. - Yeah, it's fine."

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I get it. I'm just a lunch lord.

"I get it. I'm just a lunch lord."

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I'm not the guy that comes to school once a year

"I'm not the guy that comes to school once a year"

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to rap about changing bodies, or a guidance counselor--

"to rap about changing bodies, or a guidance counselor--"

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- You're sub-Scott? - Scott's the man.

"- You're sub-Scott? - Scott's the man."

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He can get mail at work.

"He can get mail at work."

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- [sighs]

"- [sighs]"

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- It's okay to get wrapped up in status.

"- It's okay to get wrapped up in status."

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- I'm not!

"- I'm not!"

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I buy my sunglasses at a hut like everybody else.

"I buy my sunglasses at a hut like everybody else."

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- Come on, it's gotta annoy you that you're the total package,

"- Come on, it's gotta annoy you that you're the total package,"

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