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Clips from Girls5eva - Tour Mode (S02E02)

"but you're not Beyoncé, and you should be "yoncé.""
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"I mean, what does she have that you don't?"
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"- A mother who made her costumes"
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"so she didn't have to stay up making costumes."
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"- [softly] Oh."
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"- I want to show you something."
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"- Okay."
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"* *"
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"Oh, nice Timb."
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"[dramatic music]"
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"- Come on."
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"- Okay."
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"So you got weird toes. So what?"
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"Toes are like a basketball team."
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"It's five of 'em,"
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"and everybody's doing their own thing."
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"See the little white one? That's Steve Nash."
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"[both moan]"
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"- Come on tour with me."
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"- I'd love to."
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"But switching lunch lords mid-year"
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"is not good for the kids."
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"- Totally get it, don't care, casual."
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"[laughs]"
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"Shut up."
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"- Ooh."
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"- Collab's tour is boy-nanas."
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"Four months, 20 cities, sponsored by State Farm."
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"- State Farm? That's a real company!"
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"- Tokyo, Paris... - Oh, my God, Orlando?"
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"- Rome. - Las Vegas--Orlando?"
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"- Bonnaroo, Coachella, Tallahassee Fest with Lady A--"
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"and who's Bootsy Tings?"
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"- Oh, after Stinker got canceled,"
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"he pulled a Nelly and reinvented himself"
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"as a country act."
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"- * He's just a boy with Daddy's spoon *"
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"* Sure it seems a little soon *"
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"* To be steppin', steppin', steppin' *"
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"- * Bootsy Tings * - * Into Daddy's soup shoes *"
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"- Stinker is from Glendale."
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"- So it's down to you and Co-Z Boi"
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"for the official opener slot."
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"Tomorrow night, you'll both perform test shows"
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"at Terminal 5,"
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"and the Property Brothers will make the call."
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"- We get to perform at Terminal 5?"
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"That's where I almost saw Lizzo,"
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"and Florence and the Machine, and Ed Sheeran."
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"It's really hard to get a sitter."
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"- This is big time."
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"And can I just say, I'm rooting for Girls5eva"
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"because Co-Z Boi reminds me of a guy I once dated."
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"I don't want to talk about it. Yay!"
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"- Yay! - [laughs]"
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"- Wow."
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"[upbeat music]"
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"- A world tour and I'm moving in with Caroline?"
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"This is my year."
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"- Well, the timing couldn't be more perfect for me."
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"Stevia's about to find out which hype house she got into."
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"Her first choice is Content Crib,"
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"but her backup is SUNY Steez Castle, so..."
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"- Hey, and she just goes and lives there?"
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"- Yeah, that's how houses work."
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"- I'm prête à partir voici, nothing holding me back."
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"I'm like a sexy Macy's Thanksgiving balloon,"
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"but with no straps,"
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"ready to float wherever the wind takes me,"
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"not tethered to New York by a kind-eyed everyman."
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"- I'm also good, obviously."
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"Kind of the normal in the group."
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"[chuckles] Nary a problem."
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"Why? Because I'm the glue."
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"Nothing gumming up my glue tip."
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"Just slick, predictable glue, ready to stick."
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"Always smooth, always glue!"
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"[laughs]"
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"* *"
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"[cheers and applause]"
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"[dance music playing]"
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"- I love you, Collab! - Keep me in your basement!"
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"- What's happening now will last forever!"
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"- Yeah, let's go!"
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"- Seriously, guys. Look how far we've come."
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"We were invited to be on this stage tonight"
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"to sing music that we made."
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"- Aww. - Wait, are you crying?"
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"I'm the one that normally cries."
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"Come on. - Give it up for Collab!"
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"- Freaking hormones."
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"- Yo, yo! It's your boys!"
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"Broyce, Brace, Brice, Breece, and Braxter!"
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"You ready to honey-do this thing?"
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"- Then sit tight. We'll be back in 20 minis."
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"We're trying out openers, y'all."
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"- I hate openers!"
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"- I'm leaving for chicken and alcohol."
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"- Dude, where are you going? [crowd clamoring]"
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"- Here you go."
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"- Hey, no moose faces."
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"We're fucking likeable. Let's do it."
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"- Please welcome Girls5eva."
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"- Hello, New York!"
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"[scattered applause]"
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"- Hit it, boys, and one girl with the longer guitar."
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"["Bend Not Break" plays]"
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"* *"
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"all: * Why don't we bend so we don't break? *"
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"* Why don't we lean on each other to carry the weight? *"
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"* Again and again, together we stay *"
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"* Why don't we bend so we don't break? *"
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"- * I could feel the pressure on me *"
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"- * From every direction on me *"
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"all: * Every time we learn the rules you change the game *"
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"- * But we learned our lesson already *"
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"- * Got our secret weapon already *"
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"all: * And it's got eight legs, four smiles, and a cane *"
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"* We have a bond that can't be broken *"
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"- * We took the long way here *"
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