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Clips from Girls5eva - Tour Mode (S02E02)

"Holy shit, they're shooting New York for Toronto!"
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"- It rarely goes that direction."
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"[bright music]"
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"- With the money we saved on the backsplash..."
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"- This reno came in $40 under budget."
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"- Money was super important to our budget."
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"- They're they are! - Is this even our house?"
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"- Hey!"
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"Why didn't Girls5eva get the opener gig?"
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"- Sorry, we're in the middle-- - Sexism, ageism?"
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"Which ism ism it?"
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"- Co-Z Boi was just a better fit."
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"- How? People walked out."
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"- I'm sorry, but this just isn't the right time, okay?"
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"Can we just get a little B-roll of me and the wallpaper--"
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"- I'm not leaving. - Come on."
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"- Look, the one with the beard, we deserve the truth."
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"And I'm willing to fight you for it."
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"- Are you kidding? - Do it, bitch."
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"[tense music]"
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"* *"
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"- [grunts] - Come on."
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"- [gasps]"
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"- Ah!"
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"- Yeah. - Oh! Who is that?"
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"- Come on. Come at me!"
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"Ah!"
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"- Do you yield?"
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"- Eat shit, modern Jesus!"
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"[screams]"
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"Asshole! - Not my cabinet!"
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"- Ah!"
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"[growls] - [shouts]"
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"- Ah!"
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"- Come on!"
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"- My Pela windows! - [laughs]"
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"- Boom in the shot!"
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"- Oh, God. - Come on!"
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"[yelps]"
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"That all you got?"
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"[both grunting]"
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"Right in the brothers!"
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"- [grunts] - Oh."
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"- That's titanium, motherfucker."
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"[dramatic music]"
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"[laughs]"
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"* *"
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"- Kill him. Do it, please."
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"- Jesus. - Okay, okay!"
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"It was an ism!"
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"Moneyism. - You mean capitalism?"
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"- Shut up, Jonathan!"
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"Look, the opener has a function up there, to die."
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"- What?"
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"- It's so people hit up concessions and buy chicken,"
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"alcohol, and our new scented hammers."
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"- Alcohol and hammers-- admittedly not the best combo."
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"Look, you were great."
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"It's just that this is a business venture for us."
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"- So we lost because people stayed and liked it?"
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"- Especially the moms."
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"They're the ones with the wallets."
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"- But thank you for the fight."
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"It's the only time I feel anything anymore."
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"When we come back, we're talking to Kaitlyn"
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"about her dream she shed."
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"[both chuckle]"
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"- Rrr. - Oh-ho-ho-ho."
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"- We were too good?"
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"My curse!"
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"- If the Property Brothers aren't gonna back us,"
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"then we need to back ourselves!"
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"Guys,"
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"we need to do our own tour."
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"- Yeah, but how?"
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"We don't have any infrastructure."
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"No promoter, no venues lined up, no bus."
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"- Gloria, I know you want to do your no consequence eff-spree--"
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"- No, it's not only that."
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"People liked us. Our peers liked us."
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"- That is better than our old fanbase"
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"of bald pervs begging for lipstick prints on their heads."
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"I don't know though. Where would we even start?"
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"[cell phone buzzes]"
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"Ugh."
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"- Yo, it's Bootsy Tings!"
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"- What do you want, Stinker?"
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"- It's Bootsy Tings."
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"I've never been anyone else."
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"Any-y'all, is this y'all's song?"
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"all: * 'Cause Cow Town is a wow town with a... *"
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"- Oh, my gosh. - Oh, it is our song."
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"all: * It's time to tap... *"
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"- It is... - What?"
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"all: * Into your Fort Worth *"
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"* The home of Hagman and Meester *"
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"- Hey, y'all got to get down here!"
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"Y'all are huge in Fort Worth!"
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"- You guys, we have 28,000 streams on SoundCloud."
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"- No."
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"- There was a hole in the marketplace!"
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"- Well, I guess we found our first stop."
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"- Ayy! - Come on!"
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"- [laughs] - Whoo!"
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"- You guys have fun!"
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"[upbeat, soft music]"
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"- What-- - What are you talking about?"
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"- Oh, I can't go."
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"Kev can't take over for me, but it's okay."
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"It is."
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"You guys have never really needed me."
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"I just do the feminasty phrases,"
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"and we don't even have those anymore, so..."
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"- Honey. - Oh."
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"- You haven't been useless in months."
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"- Hey, you co-wrote a song with me."
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"And you're actually singing on this album."
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"- Yeah, and you're our moral compass."
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"We're three pieces of shit without you."
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"- Maybe not me. - That is exactly"
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