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Clips from Girls5eva - Tour Mode (S02E02)

"- Nothing proud is happening. - Oh."
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"You're the one that's always trying to get me to branch out."
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"I've only been with one woman my whole life."
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"- Well, you're treating our tour"
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"the same way that Kev treated Tampa."
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"You get to do your thang, but it's not fair"
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"to the luminous woman waiting for you back home."
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"Gloria, I wasted years of my life just sitting"
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"in a kitchen staring at, like, cups."
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"- No, all I want to do is hold on to the relationship"
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"that I cherish but experience the things"
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"I never got to so I'll know that she's the right one."
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"- That's called cheating."
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"- I wonder if the tour would go by that Dirty Fox Waterpark."
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"- Oh, good Lord."
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"* *"
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"- It started that way."
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"- What started what way?"
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"I was just putting up an Ansel Adams poster"
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"of a cool mountain."
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"- Sheawn Last Name Unknown,"
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"if we get this tour, part of me doesn't want to go,"
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"and it's not because I'm seeking comfort"
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"or I'm Ryan Salging."
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"It's because I want to be with you."
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"And I think you and I could maybe work"
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"because Sandra Bullock's"
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"with a children's birthday photographer."
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"- I like you, too, Wickie."
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"But you're a star,"
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"like Vin Diesel or the Monopoly top hat."
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"And I'd be mad if you didn't go"
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"'cause I would never want to be that guy"
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"to piss out your light."
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"- Aww."
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"Can I chaperone the dance with you?"
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"- Okay."
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"So you ready to be seen in public with a lunch lord?"
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"Right on! [both laugh]"
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"Ooh, baby."
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"* *"
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"- You're an actual lord?"
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"The universe is rewarding me for being pure of heart"
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"and for falling for a village normling."
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"- [laughs] Nah."
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"I did three tours in Iraq. - Oh."
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"Okay! - It was traumatizing."
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"- My attacks on you all yesterday were P-BAGS."
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"Pew, pew, pew, et cetera."
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"I'm in for the tour."
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"- Hey, Tate."
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"- I've got some VIBs who would like a word."
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"- [gasps]"
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"both: * Girls5eva * - Oh, my God! [laughs]"
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"- Drew and Jonathan."
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"- Sorry we couldn't make the show."
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"We do like 800 episodes of "Property Brothers" a year,"
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"and we're in the middle of Toronto Week."
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"- Ooh, sounds exotic!"
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"- But we watched the footage. You did an amazing job."
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"- Thank you."
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"- Thank you, Mr. and Mr. Property."
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"- It's just... [drill whirring]"
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"Actually, we're in the dream-making business."
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"Tate, tell them they didn't get the tour."
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"[dramatic flourish] - You didn't get the tour."
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"[somber music]"
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"[mouthing]"
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"[quirky music]"
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"- We didn't get it?"
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"- See, Joel, that's the face"
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"that the Ballmores should make when I'm like,"
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""But we're not done. Yep, a craft room for Mom.""
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"- Ugh, who would even want that?"
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"- This is absurd."
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"We should be getting the good news, not the Ballmores."
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"- We put our blood, sweat, and knees into this album."
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"- Yeah. - I know,"
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"but life isn't a wish machine."
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"You don't always get to do the exact thing you're best at."
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"For me, it's this."
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"Sharing screen... [dramatic music]"
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"- Fight reel?"
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"- [grunting]"
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"* *"
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"- What?"
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"* *"
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"[all gasp]"
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"- Are you watching in awe?"
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"Your faces are too small. I can't tell."
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"[gunshots] Ugh, I hate Zoom."
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"- You should have been Jack Ryan, sir."
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"- I know."
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"- Oh, my God."
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"Okay, I did not wanna say this over there,"
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"but which one was cuter?"
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"- How'd this happen?"
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"We were so much better than Co-Z Boi."
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"- Yeah, it's ageism."
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"They don't want to deal with grown-ass,"
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"informed women with opinions."
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"- Really?"
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"Name the governor of New York, Dawn."
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"- Garby...Karbondo."
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"- I'm sorry I doubted you."
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"- Look, guys."
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"I know that this sucks, but maybe it is for the best."
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"I don't have anyone to watch Stevia."
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"Wickie is in love."
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"Dawn could only crowd-surf on her side."
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"- Yeah, I mean, it's not like it's '99"
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"where all we had to think about was how many thongs to pack."
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"- 47. - Nope."
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"None of this is sitting right with me."
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"We deserve this tour."
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"And I've watched enough true crime to know"
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"when there's more to a story."
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"- Let it go, Gloria."
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"- Well, letting go is not my brand."
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"I know that building."
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