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Clips from Girls5eva - Tour Mode (S02E02)

"* And we're not turning back now *"
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"all: * No matter where we end up going *"
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"- Yeah!"
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"all: * The one thing we know is we won't go alone *"
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"* Why don't we bend so we don't break? *"
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"* Why don't we lean on each other to carry the weight? *"
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"* Again and again, together we stay *"
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"* Why don't we bend so we don't break? *"
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"* Why don't we bend? *"
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"[crowd cheers]"
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"* Why don't we bend? *"
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"- Gloria, I love you!"
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"- Keep me in your basement!"
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"all: * Again and again, together we stay *"
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"* Why don't we bend *"
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"* So we don't break? *"
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"* Why don't we bend *"
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"* So we don't break? *"
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"[cheers and applause]"
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"- Shattering your knee was worth it for that song."
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"- I mean, hey, I think I have groupies."
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"That's new! [laughter]"
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"Is that gonna be what a tour is like?"
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"[mellow electronic music]"
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"* *"
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"- Snuggle up."
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"* Throw your hands in the air, now slide *"
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"- * Slide *"
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"- Please?"
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"* Slide * [crowd chatters]"
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"Hey, yo, my act really hinges on crowd participation."
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"- My God, people are leaving."
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"- * Now head up the aisles *"
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"Now you're getting it."
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"* Now head up the aisles *"
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"- If I were a betting man-- and I am, it's a problem--"
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"I'd get your passports in order."
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"- Whoo! - Ahh!"
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"- Shit! - [clears throat]"
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"But seriously, who wants to take that bet?"
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"I'm in the hole after the Rangers game,"
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"and I don't even know what sport they do."
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"- Whoo!"
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"- Sharp cheddar, this is getting real."
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"- To tour mode! - Whoo!"
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"- Whoo! [laughs] - Whoo!"
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"- Dawn, you're hesitating."
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"[together] You're pregnant?"
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"- Jesus."
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"- Yes, I'm pregnant. - Ah!"
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"I'm handling the quizzes at the shower."
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"- Planned?"
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"- I don't really want to get into it,"
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"but one day I was desperate for a hair tie,"
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"and my NuvaRing was right there, so..."
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"[cell phone buzzes]"
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"I mean, I know it's a curveball,"
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"but I think we can make it work as long as we--"
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"- Honey, do you really think a grueling tour is a good idea?"
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"- Well, I did tons of physical stuff when I was pregnant."
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"You know, Zumba, and Peloton, and I hit two mail trucks."
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"Why do they stop all the time? Just drive!"
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"- It's just, my aunt Ronnie was an older pregnant lady,"
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"and she overexerted herself,"
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"and her baby grew up to be a Disney adult."
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"A Disney adult, Dawn."
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"- [scoffs] Are you--"
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"are you saying I shouldn't go?"
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"- What the fuzz, Wick?"
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"You trying to kick her out"
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"because she took one solo in the album?"
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"- No!"
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"I'm just looking out for my friend."
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"- Am I being reckless?"
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"- We'd understand if you wanted to stay local."
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"- Shut your butts! Stevia's going live."
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"- Hey, guys. - Yo, yo, did someone say fam?"
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"- No. - 'Cause I'm fam."
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"And I'm super stoked to be here when my baby girl opens up"
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"her Hype House acceptance DMs."
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"- You have keto breath. - Truth."
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"Now, which hat is it gonna be?"
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"- Let's see."
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"[tense music]"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Nowhere? - Not even Cringe Palace?"
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"Isn't there some kind of waitlist"
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"in case a bro-bro gets canceled, y'all?"
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"- Oh, sorry, Sum. - It's probably for the best."
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"[bright note] [car honks]"
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"- Well, everything's in the right spot."
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"You have one baby,"
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"and one little LEGO man hat in the intestinal tract."
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"But that will disintegrate over time."
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"- I do have some lifestyle questions."
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"- Mm-hmm? - Um..."
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"Can I run in heels? And what about thrusting?"
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"Secondhand stage fog?"
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"Wh-what about glitter inhalation?"
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"- Oh, I see what you're getting at."
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"Yes, yes, you can play a prostitute"
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"in an Italian art film."
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"- No, it's just, there's a "Danger Geriatric" stamp"
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"on my file, and I read some stuff"
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"comparing my eggs to the kind"
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"that an old man pulls loose from a corduroy pocket."
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"- Ugh, a lot of that language is vestigial"
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"from when women over 35 were categorized"
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"as "medically gross.""
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"Don't worry. How old are you?"
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"- I'm 40."
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"- Oh, you're a widdle baby."
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"You are..."
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"Yep."
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"Ms. Solano, you are the youngest pregnant woman"
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"in our entire system."
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"- How is that even possible?"
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"- It's New York City. [chuckles]"
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"The average 38 year old only owns a laptop"
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"and two Amy's frozen burritos."
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