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Clips from The Goldbergs - Baré (S04E04)

"Back in the '80s, there was one TV doctor"
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"that stood out more than the rest... Doogie Howser, M.D."
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"He was a genius teenage physician"
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"who operated on, and won, America's hearts."
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"And there was no bigger Doogie-head than my brother,"
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"who realized his calling in life was to be a doctor, too."
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"Can we turn this off and make out now?"
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"Shh!"
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"Doogie's changing how old, stuffy doctors look at medicine."
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"Which is exactly what Barry wanted to do,"
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"so he gave it a shot."
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"- Doctoring! - Oh, no! Why?!"
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"Just checking your reflexes."
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"Patient lacks muscle response and also see highly agitated."
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"Damn right I'm agitated!"
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"You just hit my knee with a hammer!"
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"Oh, God! What's happening?!"
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"Patient's throat seems red and inflamed,"
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"especially that dangly part in the back."
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"Stay away from me!"
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"Damn it! Come back and get the remote I just threw at you!"
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"Aah! I just want to sleep, moron!"
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"Patient appears to be emotionally unstable"
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"and also gassy."
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"What the hell's on your face?"
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"Looks fancy and expensive."
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"Who's buying you this crap?"
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"There's my little Schmoopie Howser!"
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"Look what I got you at the medical-supply store today."
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"Noice!"
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"Good to know at least someone around here"
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"supports my dream."
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"Shame on you, Murray,"
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"for not believing in your future-doctor son."
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"I just want to get some sleep!"
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"Stop encouraging the moron!"
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"No! That's my doctor recorder I talk into for some reason!"
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"- I just want to get the damntape! - Murray! That was expensive!"
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"I just want to get the tape! Stop it!"
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"Stop it! Get away!"
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"Okay, I've decided I'm either gonna be"
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"a doctor for the Phillies"
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"or the president's personal brain surgeon."
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"Hey guys. I heard the amazing news."
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"That my idea for Barry Goldberg Appreciation Day"
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"has been approved by the school board?"
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"I told you they said no."
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"I'm referring to how Lainey got accepted"
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"into the Savannah College of Art and Design."
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"I think Mr. Glascott might be mistaken."
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"No, it's right here on official stationery."
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"How is this the first I'm hearing about this?"
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"Well, I must have gotten in this very second. Yay!"
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"No, this letter says you got in over a month ago."
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"That's impossible!"
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"Lainey would never hide something so big from me."
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"Yes, that would be a terrible betrayal"
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"that would rock the very foundation"
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"of everything that you hold dear."
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"Read the room, dude."
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"Roger that."
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"How could this happen?"
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"We had a plan... You graduate and take a year off,"
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"and then I graduate,"
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"and you follow me to the college of my choosing."
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"I never officially agreed to that."
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"Okay, fine."
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"But you can't go to that school without me"
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"and surround yourself with all those fashion boys."
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"Fashion boys?"
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"Yeah, they're all stylish and tan"
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"and love dancing the night away with each other."
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"I really don't think you have to worry about fashion boys."
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"This changes everything between us."
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"I guess it was my dream"
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"and I just wanted to give it a shot."
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"Well, I don't want you to give up your dream."
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"- Oh, baby. - Idea!"
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"I'll just go to the medical school"
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"at the Savannah College of Art and Design!"
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"I checked... They don't have a pre-med program."
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"Ugh! That school makes no sense!"
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"Look, nothing's written in stone. I may not even go there."
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"But you got a full scholarship! You'd be a fool not to attend!"
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"- Not now! - Roger that."
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"I love you. We'll talk about this later."
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"Sure. We'll figure it out."
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"Man, nothing, and I mean nothing"
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"survives long distance."
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"How is this helping?"
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"I get that a lot."
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"Toodles!"
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"♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪"
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"♪ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say ♪"
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"♪ I don't know the future ♪"
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"♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪"
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"It was March 15th, 1980-something,"
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"and my dad was coming home from work"
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"excited to see his favorite child..."
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"I'm home!"
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"Our dog, Lucky."
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"There she is!"
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"Oh, I love you, I love you, I love you."
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"And as the favorite Goldberg child,"
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"Lucky got a lot of privileges the rest of us didn't,"
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"like free snacks."
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"Soft pretzels, nice."
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"Hey! I'm sorry. Are you an adorable pooch?"
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"I don't think you are. Hands off."
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"She also got showered with love and kisses"
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"and whatever this is."
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"Come on! This is the way I talk!"
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"I'm Lucky, the Goldberg mascot!"
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"My dad taught her tricks,"
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"bought her outfits,"
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"even a fancy dog bed."
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"The rest of us not so much."
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"Okay, very important question..."
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"On one hand, Florida has beaches,"
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"but on the other hand, Georgia has peaches."
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